tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4935465975668065596..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Winners of the Summer Vacation Poetry CompetitionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23008230725240423402007-07-19T20:11:00.000-04:002007-07-19T20:11:00.000-04:00PIGGY: Leave one in his workboot. *wonders if Maid...PIGGY: Leave one in his workboot. <BR/><BR/>*wonders if Maidy's had a "Postpartum Poo"...see page 79.*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89353390644746130402007-07-19T20:03:00.000-04:002007-07-19T20:03:00.000-04:00We're already planning to leave them with some 'gi...We're already planning to leave them with some 'gift poo's'.<BR/><BR/>Hide-and-seek versions, so that they can continue the fun after we've gone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6169607357181442692007-07-19T19:24:00.000-04:002007-07-19T19:24:00.000-04:00PIGGY: By “down south” do you mean the way SID ven...PIGGY: By “down south” do you mean the way SID ventured “down south?”<BR/><BR/>Maybe Stevey will leave you a “Gift Poo”… see page 64.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5040948972341081952007-07-19T18:56:00.000-04:002007-07-19T18:56:00.000-04:00Oh dear gawd.We're 'down south' with the Smunt's a...Oh dear gawd.<BR/><BR/>We're 'down south' with the Smunt's again in a couple of weeks.<BR/><BR/>This time for a whole soul-searching week. Gawd help us.<BR/><BR/>I'll be bringing the Poo Book back to Yorkshire with us, no doubt about that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90078184335481480652007-07-19T18:27:00.000-04:002007-07-19T18:27:00.000-04:00FN: That’s wipe singular. There's only one wipe. N...FN: That’s wipe singular. There's only one wipe. Not a package. But don't forget the bonus anti-masturbatory gum!<BR/><BR/>Maybe I’ll give you a hint tomorrow. Next you’ll have me writing a travelogue.<BR/><BR/>Demanding bitch.<BR/><BR/>IVD: MY bowlegs?<BR/><BR/>The lorry-spotting clubs have gathered ‘round your house to see how many trucks come in and out your mansnatch.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3057603628359244272007-07-19T17:39:00.000-04:002007-07-19T17:39:00.000-04:00I guess you'd fit in on a Dickensian walking tour,...I guess you'd fit in on a Dickensian walking tour, what with your bow-legs and all. People would think you had ricketts, but we know how you really got legs one could drive a bus through!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5151701839313621702007-07-19T16:31:00.000-04:002007-07-19T16:31:00.000-04:00Congratulations to Steve! wow! second!second.i get...Congratulations to Steve! <BR/><BR/>wow! second!<BR/><BR/>second.<BR/><BR/>i get wipes.<BR/><BR/><BR/>so yeah, come on, what did you REALLY do on holiday? just a hint? at least let us know when the statute of limitations runs out on it...?<BR/><BR/>ya see folks? all this poetry nonsense was just a stalling tactic...her and the elusive 'C' have been practicing their alibis.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33828777913975425492007-07-19T16:05:00.000-04:002007-07-19T16:05:00.000-04:00KAZ: And where was YOUR entry, missy?SID: You know...KAZ: And where was YOUR entry, missy?<BR/><BR/>SID: You know the details.<BR/><BR/>I’m amazed you’ve been able to keep your big gob shut this long.<BR/><BR/>MAIDY: Why leave home then?<BR/><BR/>That wouldn’t be a vacation. It would be a typical day-in-the-life.<BR/><BR/>IVD: What makes you think I wasn’t on an educational Dickensian walking tour of London?<BR/><BR/>PIGGY: I’ve emailed Smunty and asked him to share his poo book with you next time you get together.<BR/><BR/>Fight amongst yourselves.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27169883911149984982007-07-19T15:16:00.000-04:002007-07-19T15:16:00.000-04:00Pah!Fucking fix.Pah!<BR/><BR/>Fucking fix.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8601295406265998822007-07-19T13:44:00.000-04:002007-07-19T13:44:00.000-04:00Yeah, come on MJ. We need to know!Unless it's too...Yeah, come on MJ. We need to know!<BR/><BR/>Unless it's too sordid, of course. Some of us are a touch delicate.<BR/><BR/>P.S. That HE is worse than me/us!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80799419901415315152007-07-19T13:36:00.000-04:002007-07-19T13:36:00.000-04:00I'm quite sure whatever MJ did on her hols had a l...I'm quite sure whatever MJ did on her hols had a lot to do with excessive alcohol, shagging, and bail money.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65066302151070940972007-07-19T12:57:00.000-04:002007-07-19T12:57:00.000-04:00"The Details: Compose a poem about what you think ..."The Details: Compose a poem about what you think I did on my summer vacation and type it into the comments section."<BR/><BR/><BR/>And just how many cunts actually got close to what you did on your summer vacation??<BR/><BR/>Hmmmm??? Hmmmmmm???<BR/><BR/>I demand an independent adjudicator.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62503448217603804192007-07-19T11:16:00.000-04:002007-07-19T11:16:00.000-04:00Your bitches are good poets but bad losers.I have ...Your bitches are good poets but bad losers.<BR/>I have to agree that Steve is a worthy winner. <BR/>The next poet Laureate methinks.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32736719962444363912007-07-19T11:05:00.000-04:002007-07-19T11:05:00.000-04:00GARFY: You paint a pretty picture.“He’s the only d...GARFY: You paint a pretty picture.<BR/><BR/>“He’s the only dirty man I know who doesn’t smell.” <BR/>(Ron Wood, on Keith Richards)<BR/><BR/>Thanks for reminding me. It’s been ages since I’ve done a <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2edaqp/" REL="nofollow">Keef posting.</A>The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57920716861250187542007-07-19T10:46:00.000-04:002007-07-19T10:46:00.000-04:00I never slum. I am elegantly wasted.Think Keith Ri...I never slum. I am elegantly wasted.<BR/><BR/>Think Keith Richards with a hernia.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39534179092552255262007-07-19T10:28:00.000-04:002007-07-19T10:28:00.000-04:00GARFY: Oooo...look who's slumming on my blog.GARFY: Oooo...look who's slumming on my blog.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19249268457786023612007-07-19T10:17:00.000-04:002007-07-19T10:17:00.000-04:00Strudel ryhmes with Nobel.Well, almost.It's a half...Strudel ryhmes with Nobel.<BR/><BR/>Well, almost.<BR/><BR/>It's a half rhyme, sort of.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28212597962869028012007-07-19T09:54:00.000-04:002007-07-19T09:54:00.000-04:00STEVEY: Carly emailed me to say that you’re runnin...STEVEY: Carly emailed me to say that you’re running around the house screaming, “I’ve won! I’ve won!” like a little girly.<BR/><BR/>Remember to post about your poo after you’ve read and digested the book.<BR/><BR/>GARFY: Oh crap. Nothing rhymes with Nobel.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: It’s my fault for leading you on. <BR/><BR/>Please delete that email I sent you.<BR/><BR/>HE: Contact Shoppers Drug Mart.<BR/><BR/>You’ve forgotten to pick up your meds.<BR/><BR/>K8: Beware the melon ballers.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63627735206131259552007-07-19T08:46:00.000-04:002007-07-19T08:46:00.000-04:00This is twisting my melon, man...This is twisting my melon, man...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61230478874677308402007-07-19T08:40:00.000-04:002007-07-19T08:40:00.000-04:00Like everything else in this world this competitio...Like everything else in this world this competition was fixed from the getgo.<BR/>I, I mean WE, find it difficult to write tasteless, nasty things about you because I, WE, are overwhelmed with guilt from the Devil and two of the other entities sharing my cranium strongly disaprove as well. They have a real crush on you.<BR/><BR/>If only I, WE, would have written a poem about how pretty and wonderful and smart and funny you are. Only then would everyone in my head, well most of them anyway, be deleriously happy.<BR/><BR/>I, WE, apologise for any unpleasantness that may have been inflicted upon your inner child and to any and all inbred Irish Crackers in Appalachia including the toothless, snake handling, moonshine soaked numbskulls that fiddled and diddled their way into your family f*cking tree!<BR/><BR/>Now why would you say that?<BR/>Because I am hurt and I am lashing out!<BR/>Both of you shut up!<BR/>Will somebody check Donn's e-mail?<BR/>MJ won't even read this crapola anyway you twat. She prefers short, terse, lurid replies.<BR/>You're an asshole, MJ always replies to everyone, she's awesome!<BR/>Oh you think that MJ is such a little goodie two shoes don't you? Let me tell you exactly what I think of her..<BR/>EVERYBODY SHUT UP! Hello! Look who e-mailed us and showed us her...Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50433992641288003072007-07-19T08:21:00.000-04:002007-07-19T08:21:00.000-04:00Right, that's the last time I suck up to you, MJ.I...Right, that's the last time I suck up to you, MJ.<BR/><BR/>I didn't want to win that shit book, anyway. I'm off to read the new Hairy Poo..ter.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23143352434031236912007-07-19T06:49:00.000-04:002007-07-19T06:49:00.000-04:00I'm off to win the Nobel Prize for Literature.At l...I'm off to win the Nobel Prize for Literature.<BR/><BR/>At least the Nobel Committee has taste.<BR/><BR/>Sniff.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90367424034761092462007-07-19T05:19:00.000-04:002007-07-19T05:19:00.000-04:00Yay me!!Yay First!It's all a bit emotional.......I...Yay me!!<BR/><BR/>Yay First!<BR/><BR/>It's all a bit emotional.......I'll make acceptance speech later.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com