tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4286749085561783967..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Here’s One For The LadiesThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85566385982303052682011-01-20T20:50:13.136-05:002011-01-20T20:50:13.136-05:00PRINCESS: Pop a lampshade on his head and I'd ...<b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Pop a lampshade on his head and I'd have a matching pair...</i><br /><br />Illuminating!<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i>No. After that first encounter, the thrill is gone. <br />Plus I didn't care for the man pubic hairdo. I fail to see the sartorial genius in styling one's pubes to mimic Gene Shallet's hair do.</i><br /><br />I can no longer look at his pubic area without seeing Gene Shalit…<br /><br />With a bigger nose, of course.<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>Ahh! Good old Horst...<br />See more of him here :<br />http://blackdogue.net/Playgirl3/HorstWagenbauer/HorstWagenbauer.html</i><br /><br />“Most Extreme Measure in Playgirl History”…<br /><br />You really HAVE done your research, Wally!<br /><br />I think we should change his name from Horst to HORSE.<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>I keep a shoe horn in my bedside drawer next to a bottle of chloroform in case of a situation like this.</i><br /><br />Follow the Boy Scouts motto…<br /><br />“Be prepared!”<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>I blew this up to see if there was any evidence of photoshopping.<br />I think I need to coninue my research.</i><br /><br />I don’t expect we’ll be hearing from you again anytime soon.<br /><br />Enjoy your evening.<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i>kabuki cannot think of a single thing that a lady would do with that man-beast. he is best left to his own kind. kabuki will leave the side door ulocked.</i><br /><br />As our dearly departed friend Piggy used to say…<br /><br />“Only a man knows what a man REALLY likes.”The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86422699713845152032011-01-20T19:48:54.605-05:002011-01-20T19:48:54.605-05:00kabuki cannot think of a single thing that a lady ...kabuki cannot think of a single thing that a lady would do with that man-beast. he is best left to his own kind. kabuki will leave the side door ulocked.kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22826960929151354682011-01-20T18:53:36.429-05:002011-01-20T18:53:36.429-05:00I blew this up to see if there was any evidence of...I blew this up to see if there was any evidence of photoshopping.<br /><br />I think I need to coninue my research.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46561943753521346182011-01-20T18:05:04.364-05:002011-01-20T18:05:04.364-05:00I keep a shoe horn in my bedside drawer next to a ...I keep a shoe horn in my bedside drawer next to a bottle of chloroform in case of a situation like this.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89906820063760621002011-01-20T17:47:59.977-05:002011-01-20T17:47:59.977-05:00Ahh! Good old Horst...
See more of him here :
http...Ahh! Good old Horst...<br />See more of him here :<br />http://blackdogue.net/Playgirl3/HorstWagenbauer/HorstWagenbauer.htmldesigning wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48174552764930140882011-01-20T17:03:30.865-05:002011-01-20T17:03:30.865-05:00No. After that first encounter, the thrill is gon...No. After that first encounter, the thrill is gone. <br /><br />Plus I didn't care for the man pubic hairdo. I fail to see the sartorial genius in styling one's pubes to mimic Gene Shallet's hair do.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8982734096361715652011-01-20T16:22:24.517-05:002011-01-20T16:22:24.517-05:00Pop a lampshade on his head and I'd have a mat...Pop a lampshade on his head and I'd have a matching pair...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11311460126509539622011-01-20T15:31:38.041-05:002011-01-20T15:31:38.041-05:00CYBERPOOF: Consider me a lady - and very easy.
I ...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Consider me a lady - and very easy.</i><br /><br />I heard you the first time!<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i> you could ride that AND give it a blowjob simultaneously; thus taking multitasking to a new and possible fatal level. *stands back and lets others go first*</i><br /><br /><b>Well, everybody?</b><br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i> note his left hand. thats ASL for 'this is what your future will look like'.</i><br /><br />Or you could gaze into his crystal ball(s).<br /><br /><b>KARL</b>: <i>Good afternoon MJ,<br />Wanna bet if he ever gets that thing hard enough to use it. He passes out.</i><br /><br />Not to worry as our readers are skilled in mouth-to-mouth.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20600556662609852882011-01-20T15:06:06.573-05:002011-01-20T15:06:06.573-05:00Good afternoon MJ,
Wanna bet if he ever gets that...Good afternoon MJ,<br /><br />Wanna bet if he ever gets that thing hard enough to use it. He passes out.Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18233754448811631284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3511962347537811302011-01-20T14:59:50.339-05:002011-01-20T14:59:50.339-05:00note his left hand. thats ASL for 'this is wha...note his left hand. thats ASL for 'this is what your future will look like'.FirstNationsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8034099761384153392011-01-20T14:56:38.663-05:002011-01-20T14:56:38.663-05:00you could ride that AND give it a blowjob simultan...you could ride that AND give it a blowjob simultaneously; thus taking multitasking to a new and possible fatal level. *stands back and lets others go first*FirstNationsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23122734933019159082011-01-20T14:02:56.116-05:002011-01-20T14:02:56.116-05:00Consider me a lady - and very easy.Consider me a lady - and very easy.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79681109003077584442011-01-20T13:42:54.982-05:002011-01-20T13:42:54.982-05:00COOKIE: Had him.
Would you do him again?
MISS JA...<b>COOKIE</b>: <i>Had him.</i><br /><br />Would you do him again?<br /><br /><b>MISS JANEY</b>: <i>Miss J has always preferred a nice sausage over a cocktail weenie.</i><br /><br />We build ‘em <a href="http://tinyurl.com/4sy748c/" rel="nofollow">big</a> here in Canada. <br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Consider me a lady - and very easy.</i><br /><br />Tell us something we don’t already know!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51319408822404224772011-01-20T13:25:28.780-05:002011-01-20T13:25:28.780-05:00Consider me a lady - and very easy.Consider me a lady - and very easy.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36302766112699348172011-01-20T13:24:14.161-05:002011-01-20T13:24:14.161-05:00Miss J has always preferred a nice sausage over a ...Miss J has always preferred a nice sausage over a cocktail weenie.Miss Janeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434497632651114929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65339598562157742002011-01-20T12:13:05.647-05:002011-01-20T12:13:05.647-05:00Had him.Had him.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45548128037843457142011-01-20T09:23:15.943-05:002011-01-20T09:23:15.943-05:00CHICKORY: yeah but what are we gonna do about that...<b>CHICKORY</b>: <i>yeah but what are we gonna do about that cro-magnum forehead?</i><br /><br />See comment from Miss Roses.<br /><br />I love it when you bitches work things out amongst yourselves.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47155853438408412782011-01-20T09:18:59.605-05:002011-01-20T09:18:59.605-05:00@chickory...easily solved. Put a bag over it.@chickory...easily solved. Put a bag over it.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29873513370211005862011-01-20T09:02:57.829-05:002011-01-20T09:02:57.829-05:00yeah but what are we gonna do about that cro-magnu...yeah but what are we gonna do about that cro-magnum forehead?chickoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11814762747054617499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3372897511325666132011-01-20T08:35:53.165-05:002011-01-20T08:35:53.165-05:00ROSES: In his case, I'd make an exception. Som...<b>ROSES</b>: <i>In his case, I'd make an exception. Someone else can hold the coats, he is one roller coaster I'll ride screaming!</i><br /><br />See comment from Hayward.<br /><br /><b>HAYWARD</b>: <i>Use the safety belt ladies. We wouldn't want anyone ejected from the ride.</i><br /><br />I misread “ejected” as “ejaculated.”The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67111820399423759182011-01-20T08:16:12.345-05:002011-01-20T08:16:12.345-05:00Use the safety belt ladies. We wouldn't want ...Use the safety belt ladies. We wouldn't want anyone ejected from the ride.haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58865627203845572082011-01-20T07:53:05.755-05:002011-01-20T07:53:05.755-05:00In his case, I'd make an exception. Someone el...In his case, I'd make an exception. Someone else can hold the coats, he is one roller coaster I'll ride screaming!Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46844493131981652322011-01-20T07:33:48.391-05:002011-01-20T07:33:48.391-05:00JASON: Well, I do see a nice teeter totter there o...<b>JASON</b>: <i>Well, I do see a nice teeter totter there on the playground.</i><br /><br />His love is like a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/dzoy2p/" rel="nofollow">see saw</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43968504447955567802011-01-20T07:29:45.436-05:002011-01-20T07:29:45.436-05:00Well, I do see a nice teeter totter there on the p...Well, I do see a nice teeter totter there on the playground.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85027936838347705692011-01-20T07:08:07.352-05:002011-01-20T07:08:07.352-05:00STACIA: That thing ain't hangin' right.
R...<b>STACIA</b>: <i>That thing ain't hangin' right.</i><br /><br />Right, left…<br /><br />You have a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/cky6s9/" rel="nofollow">preference</a>?<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>[runs away, frightened]</i><br /><br />Now you know how I feel when you publish your annual political post!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com