tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4196966902986450599..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: SID’s Séance and WakeThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger76125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40031540810089023342007-10-18T18:57:00.000-04:002007-10-18T18:57:00.000-04:00CONNIE: Telegrams?You'd have to ask Piggy.Although...CONNIE: Telegrams?<BR/><BR/>You'd have to ask Piggy.<BR/><BR/>Although I think they were using Pony Express in his day.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28029482627980752162007-10-18T18:53:00.001-04:002007-10-18T18:53:00.001-04:00Sorry. Got possessed by Dead SID momentarily.Sorry. Got possessed by Dead SID momentarily.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21219958222918916882007-10-18T18:53:00.000-04:002007-10-18T18:53:00.000-04:00No, is that one of those newfangled things like th...No, is that one of those newfangled things like the telegram?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28391854311943353392007-10-18T18:47:00.000-04:002007-10-18T18:47:00.000-04:00CONNIE: Ever heard of something called email?CONNIE: Ever heard of something called email?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86447234939213457352007-10-18T18:44:00.000-04:002007-10-18T18:44:00.000-04:00Link fixed.Link fixed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22668249028992059602007-10-18T18:38:00.000-04:002007-10-18T18:38:00.000-04:00SMUNTY: Aren't you dead yet?I was hoping that manc...SMUNTY: Aren't you dead yet?<BR/><BR/>I was hoping that mancold had killed you off so we could hold a double wake.<BR/><BR/>Now I'm going to have to shell out a lot of cash for extra booze when your times comes.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65066623665352740962007-10-18T18:36:00.000-04:002007-10-18T18:36:00.000-04:00I'm comment number 70!yayA 69 with 1 watching.The ...I'm comment number 70!<BR/><BR/>yay<BR/><BR/>A 69 with 1 watching.<BR/><BR/>The saddest effect SID's demise is the total decimation of the Brazilian rainforest, with all that wood required to construct his gargantuan coffin.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35038436691309598002007-10-18T17:13:00.000-04:002007-10-18T17:13:00.000-04:00I'm comment number 69!YAY!!!I'm comment number 69!<BR/><BR/>YAY!!!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36643353860865383502007-10-18T17:09:00.000-04:002007-10-18T17:09:00.000-04:00*materialises**rearranges letters on seance table ...*materialises*<BR/><BR/>*rearranges letters on seance table from "Garfys Tunnock Teacakes" to "OK fancy sucker.Stagnate"<BR/><BR/>*floats outAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57723909771495024512007-10-18T17:08:00.000-04:002007-10-18T17:08:00.000-04:00DEAD SID: It was the blue rinse from your pubes as...<EM>DEAD SID: It was the blue rinse from your pubes as I recall.</EM><BR/><BR/>Better that than the Agent Orange you use to kill off your crabsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60239272593923622462007-10-18T16:57:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:57:00.000-04:00GARFY: hahaha!I found a site with quotes from Barb...GARFY: hahaha!<BR/><BR/>I found a site with quotes from Barbara and with this one she sounds just like SID...<BR/><BR/>"I'm a martyr to my monthlies."The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70365667453950778562007-10-18T16:52:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:52:00.000-04:00Go and fix your rollers SID, you want to look your...Go and fix your rollers SID, you want to look your best for the undertakers.<BR/><BR/>Google 'the League of Gentlemen' MJ. All will be revealed.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15391499089618912007-10-18T16:50:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:50:00.000-04:00GARFY: Isn't it past your bedtime?And WHO IS BABS ...GARFY: Isn't it past your bedtime?<BR/><BR/>And WHO IS BABS THE TRANNY?<BR/><BR/>DEAD SID: It was the blue rinse from your pubes as I recall.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68755407453570186002007-10-18T16:47:00.001-04:002007-10-18T16:47:00.001-04:00*materialises*No,that was the blue rinse in your h...*materialises*<BR/><BR/>No,that was the blue rinse in your hair,running down your face.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Again.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71241352622602891472007-10-18T16:47:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:47:00.000-04:00Tell marshmallow (or Michelin judging by his rolls...Tell marshmallow (or Michelin judging by his rolls of fat)man to bugger off back to Hades. <BR/><BR/>The ferryman doesn't like malodorous drunken Irishmen so he's no chance of getting back across the Styx.<BR/><BR/>I bet he has hairy knuckles that drag along the ground like Babs the trannie.<BR/><BR/>*wipes SIDs ectoplasm from sleeve in disgust*garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42084718397507775922007-10-18T16:41:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:41:00.000-04:00DEAD SID: Remember that scene when you sat on my f...DEAD SID: Remember that scene when you sat on my face and I turned blue from suffocation?<BR/><BR/>It's so much easier now that you're a ghost!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15657125157475932952007-10-18T16:32:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:32:00.000-04:00*materialises in MJs TV*Can I run to the light now...*materialises in MJs TV*<BR/><BR/>Can I run to the light now Mummy?<BR/><BR/><BR/>*turns on MJs amateur porn videotape*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25445048448153734262007-10-18T16:25:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:25:00.000-04:00HE: Photoshopping? What Photoshopping?Thank you fo...HE: Photoshopping? What Photoshopping?<BR/><BR/>Thank you for your kind comments.<BR/><BR/>Dead SID should get down on his scabby knees and kiss the hem of my garment.<BR/><BR/>If only it wasn't such a chore for him to get back up again.<BR/><BR/>DEAD SID: I'm not feeling any pity for you at all.<BR/><BR/>I've noticed your year of birth on your tombstone and really, you've lived long enough.<BR/><BR/>It's not like you're going to die young and leave a good looking corpse, is it?<BR/><BR/>MYTOES: So wee I sometimes don't realize I'm sitting on it.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9131055229752508072007-10-18T16:22:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:22:00.000-04:00That is a wee SID...really wee.That is a wee SID...really wee.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69255865340613347422007-10-18T16:20:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:20:00.000-04:00*leaves Connie's empty head*In answer to your ques...*leaves Connie's empty head*<BR/><BR/>In answer to your questions for Tony<BR/><BR/>Tazzy<BR/><BR/>Younger than you<BR/><BR/>Nothing<BR/><BR/>I seen it all.<BR/><BR/>*vanishes*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6418378933511692112007-10-18T16:17:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:17:00.000-04:00I just want to express my admiration for the under...I just want to express my admiration for the understated elegance of your sendoff.<BR/><BR/>Your photoshopping and visual trickery is beyond comparison. You stand head and shoulders above the great unwashed and I for one appreciate all of your efforts to date.<BR/><BR/>Aside from the image of the 2" doodle I thoroughly enjoyed your high spirited presentation. SID is, excuse me, was, lucky to have a friend like you.<BR/><BR/>Bravisimo!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90428340312598690992007-10-18T16:14:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:14:00.000-04:00What was his name, Tony?How old was he?How much di...What was his name, Tony?<BR/><BR/>How old was he?<BR/><BR/>How much did you charge him?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65962450495331038992007-10-18T16:12:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:12:00.000-04:00Simple minds think alike.So did you find Barbara t...Simple minds think alike.<BR/><BR/>So did you find Barbara then Connie? See the resemblance?<BR/><BR/>(if not, you will tomorrow!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38421027660933302122007-10-18T16:10:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:10:00.000-04:00See? Even I can understand Connie.See? Even I can understand Connie.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1492557303909055972007-10-18T16:08:00.000-04:002007-10-18T16:08:00.000-04:00Not Mr Stay Puft you thick northern cunt; I have s...Not Mr Stay Puft you thick northern cunt; I have seen Ghostbusters!<BR/><BR/>I meant Barbara the transexual taxi driver.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com