tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4181161494257174175..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Planet OzThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2286172645336729072008-05-08T12:26:00.000-04:002008-05-08T12:26:00.000-04:00VOICES: Go for it.VOICES: Go for it.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91398127427343811002008-05-08T12:21:00.000-04:002008-05-08T12:21:00.000-04:00boy, that sure got them to shut the fuck up!!! hah...boy, that sure got them to shut the fuck up!!! hahahahahaa, does this mean i now have to fist myself?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39171243065428090972008-05-07T18:49:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:49:00.000-04:00MYTOES: Careful that a drop bear or a shark doesn'...MYTOES: Careful that a drop bear or a shark doesn't get your toes.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: You could use my boobies and Random's boobies as pontoons, couldn't you?<BR/><BR/>If you like warm liquid, you'll love Filthy Friday.<BR/><BR/>Whoever comments next gets Voices' fist up his/her arse.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16622017209299495742008-05-07T18:44:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:44:00.000-04:00anybody want comment number 72??? anybody??? wham!...anybody want comment number 72??? anybody??? wham!!! me again... ooohhh!!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*waiting for day to end so he can enjoy some warm, cheap beer*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44963274165182453992008-05-07T18:43:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:43:00.000-04:00oh look and number 70!!! how does he do it folks!?...oh look and number 70!!! how does he do it folks!?!?!?! its amazing... <BR/><BR/>*jumps around like rocky with fist in air*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53602304738751681662008-05-07T18:42:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:42:00.000-04:00hahahahahaaa! i was comment number 69! yeah...hahahahahaaa! i was comment number 69! yeah...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82729960980544986352008-05-07T18:41:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:41:00.000-04:00i would get island fever... the fear of being trap...i would get island fever... the fear of being trapped on such a small spit of land is as bad as the thought of swimming with sharks. i wonder what happens during high tide there? is everything built on pontoons?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21226029746513196952008-05-07T18:38:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:38:00.000-04:00Australia is great! 1st picture shows the lovely l...Australia is great! 1st picture shows the lovely ladies it produces.I love the animals there. Kinda weird but cool.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32840003546210432112008-05-07T18:16:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:16:00.000-04:00MAGO: Don't you wiggle your weia at me!VOICES: Yes...MAGO: Don't you wiggle your weia at me!<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Yes, the women only come up as high as your willy.<BR/><BR/>I'm surprised you haven't packed up and moved there.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29238193264887338392008-05-07T18:01:00.000-04:002008-05-07T18:01:00.000-04:00um.... isnt it an island? like hawaii? kinda small...um.... isnt it an island? like hawaii? kinda small, lots of locals who dont speak any engilish??? climb the highest hill and you could spit to any of the beaches? i did hear once they had a gold coast... full of really short women...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69315750127167816992008-05-07T17:33:00.000-04:002008-05-07T17:33:00.000-04:00Wanking finger ... it's just power tools: Survival...Wanking finger ... it's just power tools: Survival of the fittest ... neo darwinian smut ... no, did not see how he done it ... Prince of Denmark in waiting? See you on Thor's day, wigallaweia was wotan weihen wolle zur maiden minne mahnend ... brünstige brünnhilde<BR/><BR/>To answer your question - Australia, that's an invention by Kafka, Strafkolonie: Fugetaboutit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26237671475904914782008-05-07T16:59:00.000-04:002008-05-07T16:59:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: Milk? Not unless there's Kahlúa in it.T...CYBERPOOF: Milk? <BR/><BR/>Not unless there's Kahlúa in it.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: Nations will hypnotize you and grind you up into compost for her garden. <BR/><BR/>The garden that is in need of a toilet planter on its front lawn.<BR/><BR/>She knows what I'm talking about.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85690228553679072452008-05-07T16:46:00.000-04:002008-05-07T16:46:00.000-04:00Now that I have this sceptre with a great big jewe...Now that I have this sceptre with a great big jewelled knob on the end I am going to ride my platypus down to the billabong and throw some shrimp on the barbie. The boxing kangaroo said he'd be there, and so will the yowie. <BR/><BR/>We're all going to crawl up to your jugulars and SUCK YOUR BRAINWAVES! <BR/><BR/>First Nations, that was the most awesome comment I have read for a long time.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21011381444746389942008-05-07T16:18:00.000-04:002008-05-07T16:18:00.000-04:00and I owe you some milk MJand I owe you some milk MJCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31531748186765157702008-05-07T16:13:00.000-04:002008-05-07T16:13:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: Don't shake the head of your twig in my...CYBERPOOF: Don't shake the head of your twig in my direction.<BR/><BR/>NATIONS: You've made all that up, haven't you?<BR/><BR/>I'll ask you to stop misleading my readers.<BR/><BR/>And when are you going to get a toilet planter for your front lawn and make a proper garden out of it?<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Did you see how Knudsen's wanking finger fell off?<BR/><BR/>CyberPoof is waiting 'til I fall asleep so he can nab the crown and take it to Denmark.<BR/><BR/>Not only that, I have to give him something else he wants on my blog on Thursday. No, I can't tell you. You'll just have to come back and see for yourself.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15369153391637031132008-05-07T16:06:00.000-04:002008-05-07T16:06:00.000-04:00Wrestling with Olde K.? Greek-roman you think ... ...Wrestling with Olde K.? Greek-roman you think ... naw, he's a little smelly and parts of his body are already in the state of decomposition.<BR/><BR/>I thought of you as a kind of egyptian pharao, that's for the beard: They had an artificial one to wear as an insignum of power, as the whip, tiara-like crown etc. Oh, where is the crown now, still in Denmark?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77797257796036924442008-05-07T16:02:00.000-04:002008-05-07T16:02:00.000-04:00hey! there are AUSTRALIANS in australia! nobody sa...hey! there are AUSTRALIANS in australia! nobody said that! there are! really! lots and lots of them! did you know that all australians are born NAKED?<BR/>then they crawl up their mothers stomach and up underneath her wooly jumper and fasten themselves onto her jugular vein where they will spend the next three months absorbing her brainwaves until they leave her a spent, mindless husk? then they drop off and bound away, hop hop hop, off into the vast forests and golf courses of the australian outback, a steakhouse restaurant which comprises nearly 3/4 of the australian land mass.<BR/><BR/>it's true.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56729466383855913642008-05-07T15:30:00.000-04:002008-05-07T15:30:00.000-04:00Excuse me?What are you talking about? Little twig ...Excuse me?<BR/><BR/>What are you talking about? Little twig *shakes head*CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71459356600595717212008-05-07T15:24:00.000-04:002008-05-07T15:24:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: I’m sure Random has nothing to fear fro...CYBERPOOF: I’m sure Random has nothing to fear from your little twig.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Me lazy?<BR/><BR/>That’s rich coming from someone who leaves the same posts up for 10 days in a row while he’s out applying salad cream to his thighs at the spa.<BR/><BR/>Why I ougtta…The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86490866322373567192008-05-07T15:12:00.000-04:002008-05-07T15:12:00.000-04:00filthy friday better be good this week , after lea...filthy friday better be good this week , after leaving the same post up all week.<BR/>Big old lazy canadien baggageBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6686477567720473392008-05-07T12:31:00.000-04:002008-05-07T12:31:00.000-04:00MJ: I've always been a fan of large phallic stuff....MJ: I've always been a fan of large phallic stuff. You know that, hand it over.<BR/><BR/>Random: I've got a stick and I'm not afraid to use it *grins*CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17530031318444251782008-05-07T10:12:00.000-04:002008-05-07T10:12:00.000-04:00T-BIRD: As Princess, you may have a sceptre as wel...T-BIRD: As Princess, you may have a sceptre as well. <BR/><BR/>Or being that you are a member of The Coven of Hags, perhaps you would prefer a magic wand?<BR/><BR/>Don't accept IVD's warty wand if he offers it.<BR/><BR/>DONN: I looked up "Sirens" on IMDB.com and the plot keywords are "Female to Male Foot in Crotch." <BR/><BR/>I should imagine that yes, depending on the force of the foot, this can kill you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23341071554915578722008-05-07T08:53:00.000-04:002008-05-07T08:53:00.000-04:00The movie Sirens is the funniest/best expose on ho...The movie Sirens is the funniest/best expose on how many different creatures there are that can kill you Downunda..HA!<BR/><BR/>Canada's wildlife is best described in the movie Goin' South.<BR/>"The closer you git to Canada, the more things there are that'll eat yer horse!"Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4945053926288557352008-05-07T04:39:00.000-04:002008-05-07T04:39:00.000-04:00Oooh! I am a Princess! Yay! I've always wanted to ...Oooh! I am a Princess! Yay! I've always wanted to be one!<BR/><BR/>A drop bear = not real. Australian dickheads like to tell tourists to watch out for a special kind of bear that will drop out of gum trees and scalp, maim and blind the unwary traveller. <BR/><BR/>There's enough angry wildlife here without making shit like that up.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27194857953068891722008-05-07T01:10:00.000-04:002008-05-07T01:10:00.000-04:00MAGO: If you’re telling me you want to wrestle Old...MAGO: If you’re telling me you want to wrestle Old Knudsen nekkid, covered in oil while I look on with my crown and sceptre, go right ahead.<BR/><BR/>I’m not wearing the beard though, you perv.<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: CyberPoof fights like a girl.<BR/><BR/>He’ll pull your hair and stab you with his pointy claws.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: They’ll say they can’t stand the smell of the garlic on each other’s breath.<BR/><BR/>But it’s a smokescreen they use so we think they don’t want to kiss.<BR/><BR/>You need to get inside their minds if you’re going to be a real champ.<BR/><BR/>DAISY: You would be more of a mate if you were a cobbler instead of a cobber and could make me a nice pair of Jimmy Choos.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com