tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4041550740575930405..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The Butchest Bitch CompetitionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15064121568353606592012-02-19T07:58:49.408-05:002012-02-19T07:58:49.408-05:00JON: Does a framed programme from a Bea Arthur one...<b>JON</b>: <i>Does a framed programme from a Bea Arthur one-woman show count as "butch"? If not, I am at a loss.</i><br /><br />Bea Arthur HERSELF counts as butch but the framed programme does not.<br /><br />A shame you weren’t here to submit it to our <a href="http://tinyurl.com/7b7uj6c/" rel="nofollow">Gayest Thing in Your House</a> competition.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61264984267622351312012-02-18T21:46:39.081-05:002012-02-18T21:46:39.081-05:00Does a framed programme from a Bea Arthur one-woma...Does a framed programme from a Bea Arthur one-woman show count as "butch"? If not, I am at a loss... JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41629439417202674032012-02-17T22:08:34.471-05:002012-02-17T22:08:34.471-05:00KABUKI: kabuki is the butchest thing in LX's ...<b>KABUKI</b>: <i> kabuki is the butchest thing in LX's house. Ain't it scary?</i><br /><br />kabuki is fierce.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62241127959792170142012-02-17T15:48:09.996-05:002012-02-17T15:48:09.996-05:00kabuki is the butchest thing in LX's house. A...kabuki is the butchest thing in LX's house. Ain't it scary?kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79335117767356356832012-02-17T15:15:24.626-05:002012-02-17T15:15:24.626-05:00ROSES: Isn't it Friday?
Where's the filthy...<b>ROSES</b>: <i>Isn't it Friday?<br />Where's the filthy?!</i><br /><br />I don’t think the Bitches have recuperated from last week’s Filthy Friday.<br /><br /><b>DEEP BLUE</b>: <i>BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!<br />Stop it bitches, I'm laughing so hard I'll pee in my panties!</i><br /><br />The fact that you’re wearing PANTIES means you probably won’t have anything butch in your house.<br /><br />Unless your panties are lined with steel wool.<br /><br /><b>BLAZNG SCARLET</b>: <i>I may give Boxer a run for the title; I'm an ex-firefighter!<br />Pictures will be on the way ....</i><br /><br />I’ll believe you have a big hose when I see it.<br /><br />More likely you stole the firehouse pole.<br /><br /><b>TOPHER</b>: <i>I'll have to find my manual in my "Vintage Porn" box.</i><br /><br />With all the material you have in your “Vintage Porn” box, I don’t expect to hear from you ‘til closer to the end of the month.<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i>Oh, this is going to take some effort...</i><br /><br />No borrowing stuff from your crazy lesbian neighbours.<br /><br /><b>TB</b>: <i>There's a blow torch and propane tank in the yard shed, does that count? I have a glue gun in the house is that an option? Unfortunately there is no hunk in a jockstrap around.</i><br /><br />The blow torch and propane tank qualify.<br /><br />Use the glue gun to attach yourself by the jockstrap to the propane tank for bonus points.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>I think Huggy Jon is in for the win on this one... If that moustache and "flavour saver" in his avatar is any indication... He'll be getting my vote!<br />Am I jumping the gun here???<br />*wanders over to mirror thinking how Princess might look with a "Flavour Saver"*</i><br /><br />Listen…the man wears PANTIES.<br /><br /><b>DEEP BLUE JON</b>: <i>Seems that the word "butch" rhymes with "gun". A complete new concept for me!<br />Mmm! Why do this picture keeps popping in my head??</i><br /><br />Does that picture make your PANTIES moist?<br /><br /><b>KAPI</b>: <i>What if the butchest thing in my house is me?<br />It's a purely hypothetical question but....</i><br /><br />That qualifies…as long as you’re pictured doing something butch.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4000426766549424772012-02-17T11:41:34.644-05:002012-02-17T11:41:34.644-05:00What if the butchest thing in my house is me?
It&...What if the butchest thing in my house is <i>me</i>?<br /><br />It's a purely hypothetical question but....Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33330992397336374862012-02-17T10:23:22.837-05:002012-02-17T10:23:22.837-05:00Seems that the word "butch" rhymes with ...Seems that the word "butch" rhymes with "gun". A complete new concept for me!<br /><br />Mmm! Why do <a href="http://cl.jroo.me/z3/h/c/s/d/a.aaa-CHUCK-NORRIS-FOR-PRESIDENT.jpg" rel="nofollow"><b>this picture</b></a> keeps popping in my head??DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15391795372126538892012-02-17T09:43:35.333-05:002012-02-17T09:43:35.333-05:00I think Huggy Jon is in for the win on this one......I think Huggy Jon is in for the win on this one... If that moustache and "flavour saver" in his avatar is any indication... He'll be getting my vote!<br /><br />Am I jumping the gun here???<br /><br />*wanders over to mirror thinking how Princess might look with a "Flavour Saver"*Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5961992455052366822012-02-17T09:25:00.208-05:002012-02-17T09:25:00.208-05:00There's a blow torch and propane tank in the y...There's a blow torch and propane tank in the yard shed, does that count? I have a glue gun in the house is that an option? Unfortunately there is no hunk in a jockstrap around.TBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78426624207339982792012-02-17T09:06:23.648-05:002012-02-17T09:06:23.648-05:00Oh, this is going to take some effort...Oh, this is going to take some effort...The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4110476009629451562012-02-17T08:29:48.523-05:002012-02-17T08:29:48.523-05:00I'll have to find my manual in my "Vintag...I'll have to find my manual in my "Vintage Porn" box.Topherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07084277605135792607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38782795609280667142012-02-17T08:18:07.678-05:002012-02-17T08:18:07.678-05:00I may give Boxer a run for the title; I'm an e...I may give Boxer a run for the title; I'm an ex-firefighter!<br /><br />Pictures will be on the way ....BlazngScarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09240507708999563717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82229069921773747862012-02-17T08:15:07.036-05:002012-02-17T08:15:07.036-05:00BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!
Stop it bitches, I&...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAH!<br /><br />Stop it bitches, I'm laughing so hard I'll pee in my panties!DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3719675045362760692012-02-17T06:05:08.827-05:002012-02-17T06:05:08.827-05:00Isn't it Friday?
Where's the filthy?!Isn't it Friday?<br /><br />Where's the filthy?!Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92049325387445491242012-02-17T05:46:54.441-05:002012-02-17T05:46:54.441-05:00SCARLET: Ha! There's a chance I could win this...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Ha! There's a chance I could win this one!</i><br /><br />With that strimmer you use to trim your unruly bush?<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Oh. Dear. Gods.<br />The butchest thing?<br />This is going to be a long two weeks.<br />Let Ms Boxer win, she'll beat the crap out of you if you don't.</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ will be laughing if a woman wins.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24350029130468382922012-02-17T04:38:18.507-05:002012-02-17T04:38:18.507-05:00Oh. Dear. Gods.
The butchest thing?
This is goin...Oh. Dear. Gods.<br /><br />The butchest thing?<br /><br />This is going to be a long two weeks.<br /><br />Let Ms Boxer win, she'll beat the crap out of you if you don't.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32025585909927468732012-02-17T04:09:02.856-05:002012-02-17T04:09:02.856-05:00Ha! There's a chance I could win this one!
SxHa! There's a chance I could win this one!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54640593398705697922012-02-17T04:06:17.197-05:002012-02-17T04:06:17.197-05:00MISTRESS MADDIE: Probably Norma's ear trumpet ...<b>MISTRESS MADDIE</b>: <i>Probably Norma's ear trumpet I'm guessing.</i><br /><br />Doubtless.<br /><br />By the way, you've gone and confused CoreyJo.<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>Oh jeez, I'm going to win this hands down and I'm not even butch, but I play one on my blog<br />Hello? Boxer? chick?<br />Check your email. soon.</i><br /><br />*looks around for boxing equipment photos*<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>I so have this one knocked....<br />*scratches match on beard stubble, lights cigar* oh yeah.</i><br /><br />Why do you have beard stubble?<br /><br />You SHAVE with a weed whacker, don’t you?<br /><br /><b>COREYJO</b>: <i>Damn! I was hoping I could pick the fan again. I do hate that thing so.<br />Now if you ever have a contest for the biggest Red Neck I might actually have a chance at winning...<br />A Jon & MJ love child??? *looks around confused*</i><br /><br />Mistress Maddie is obviously high on gin fizzes…again.<br /><br />And don’t you DARE submit that fan thingy.<br /><br /><b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i>Now this will be a challenge!</i><br /><br />Considering that you were the winner of The Gayest Thing in Your House competition AND the winner of the Canada Day competition, I’d say it’s no challenge at all.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63088813329909668342012-02-17T02:44:37.296-05:002012-02-17T02:44:37.296-05:00Now this will be a challenge!Now <i>this</i> will be a challenge!Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12369185123598762462012-02-17T01:57:14.908-05:002012-02-17T01:57:14.908-05:00Damn! I was hoping I could pick the fan again. I d...Damn! I was hoping I could pick the fan again. I do hate that thing so.<br /><br />Now if you ever have a contest for the biggest Red Neck I might actually have a chance at winning...<br /><br /> <br /><br />A Jon & MJ love child??? *looks around confused*Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83462833321962055342012-02-17T00:13:37.208-05:002012-02-17T00:13:37.208-05:00I so have this one knocked....
*scratches match on...I so have this one knocked....<br />*scratches match on beard stubble, lights cigar* oh yeah.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7128663803125210762012-02-16T23:56:54.329-05:002012-02-16T23:56:54.329-05:00Oh jeez, I'm going to win this hands down and ...Oh jeez, I'm going to win this hands down and I'm not even butch, but I play one on my blog<br /><br />Hello? Boxer? chick?<br /><br />Check your email. soon.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44550467259028599392012-02-16T22:40:36.088-05:002012-02-16T22:40:36.088-05:00Probably Norma's ear trumpet I'm guessing....Probably Norma's ear trumpet I'm guessing.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45634725212029150312012-02-16T22:34:00.556-05:002012-02-16T22:34:00.556-05:00Mistress MJ is trying to sleep but has been awaken...Mistress MJ is trying to sleep but has been awakened by music and something poking my slot.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22931825142254971872012-02-16T22:32:45.562-05:002012-02-16T22:32:45.562-05:00the longest of your life?
-- we can only hope.the longest of your life?<br /><br />-- we can only hope.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.com