tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4032904348227633317..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Party InvitationThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger67125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68942703197428112752008-12-12T12:04:00.000-05:002008-12-12T12:04:00.000-05:00DONN: Please see posting above to see what happene...DONN: Please see posting above to see what happened on the way to the closet.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77037372225446837662008-12-12T11:48:00.000-05:002008-12-12T11:48:00.000-05:00Monica and I will be playing 7 Minutes in Heaven.....Monica and I will be playing 7 Minutes in Heaven..<BR/>better make that hours!<BR/><BR/>Kindly direct me to your biggest closet.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61005699167479477072008-12-10T21:42:00.000-05:002008-12-10T21:42:00.000-05:00Mistress MJ is now hard at work on the guest list....Mistress MJ is now hard at work on the guest list.<BR/><BR/>If you are just reading this post for the first time NOW, what the hell TOOK you so long?<BR/><BR/>You may or may not be pictured at the party as a result but we'll save a seat for you by the potted plant where Voices pees.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84904807391189089232008-12-10T21:41:00.000-05:002008-12-10T21:41:00.000-05:00And no Christmas party is complete without the Mis...And no Christmas party is complete without the Misteltoe!!!!<BR/><BR/>I will bring that too.<BR/><BR/>*pins misteltoe to reindeer antlers on head...*Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48421445911763620302008-12-10T21:39:00.000-05:002008-12-10T21:39:00.000-05:00Along with the rum soaked fruitcake, I will bring ...Along with the rum soaked fruitcake, I will bring a Vinetarta. <BR/><BR/>If anyone is interested, I also have reindeer antlers (not real ones, silly! the kind you wear like a headband), a flashing red nose, and my spurs and a whip - for those boys who have been <B>really</B> naughty!<BR/><BR/>*thinks of making some 'Santa' chaps to go with the spurs...*Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19383881031619120392008-12-10T21:37:00.000-05:002008-12-10T21:37:00.000-05:00I'll be bringing a bad cold, a case of Herpes Simp...I'll be bringing a bad cold, a case of Herpes Simplex, a wish to kiss and two 24's of Coors Light.<BR/><BR/>And the green elf shorts, if I can find them. Oh, and I'm trying to remember what you look like again.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9800539623581937372008-12-10T20:53:00.000-05:002008-12-10T20:53:00.000-05:00i'll be there with bells on, sugar! xoxoxo (and br...i'll be there with bells on, sugar! xoxoxo (and bringing some <I>planters punch</I>, you'll love it!)savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-609880585261454932008-12-10T18:55:00.000-05:002008-12-10T18:55:00.000-05:00CYBERPOOF: Someone's gonna get screwed is all I kn...CYBERPOOF: Someone's gonna get screwed is all I know.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Don't make me take you off the guest list.<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: We'll wait up for ya.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74627562331909534822008-12-10T18:23:00.000-05:002008-12-10T18:23:00.000-05:00as I'm working I'll arrive late and try and catch ...as I'm working I'll arrive late and try and catch up.....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73727384441988360322008-12-10T18:02:00.000-05:002008-12-10T18:02:00.000-05:00too late...*apologizes to plant for excess waterin...too late...<BR/><BR/>*apologizes to plant for excess watering*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70713406470967362732008-12-10T18:01:00.000-05:002008-12-10T18:01:00.000-05:00Maybe I should keep my sunglasses on at the party....Maybe I should keep my sunglasses on at the party. Just in case.<BR/><BR/>Will you be serving screwdrivers?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2892345250885756392008-12-10T17:39:00.000-05:002008-12-10T17:39:00.000-05:00CYBERPOOF: It's going to be an orange nightmare, I...CYBERPOOF: It's going to be an orange nightmare, I just KNOW it.<BR/><BR/>HEFF: Liqour?<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you WILL!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56341705359572973902008-12-10T17:29:00.000-05:002008-12-10T17:29:00.000-05:00Um, I'll Liquor.Um, I'll Liquor.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26976745443689125962008-12-10T17:11:00.000-05:002008-12-10T17:11:00.000-05:00Mago: Someone/something has to take one for the te...Mago: Someone/something has to take one for the team I suppose, and better my boa than me.<BR/><BR/>MJ: Oh great, so everything will be orange. Could you not have foreseen that?<BR/><BR/>Now I have to rethink my shoes again, I've just been out looking for shoes and none of the choices go with orange I'm afraid.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43253187441029975472008-12-10T17:08:00.000-05:002008-12-10T17:08:00.000-05:00VOICES: The washrooms will be CLEARLY MARKED.BEAST...VOICES: The washrooms will be CLEARLY MARKED.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Do you have to take that thing with you EVERYWHERE?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51862240802093488892008-12-10T16:54:00.000-05:002008-12-10T16:54:00.000-05:00****sits huddled in Stinky duvet in corner*******sits huddled in Stinky duvet in corner***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51257358523677746562008-12-10T16:35:00.000-05:002008-12-10T16:35:00.000-05:00am i high? *looks around for potted plants some mo...am i high? <BR/><BR/>*looks around for potted plants some more, jumping from one foot to the other*<BR/><BR/>do i look high?<BR/><BR/>*urgency for a potted plant is now getting more desperate*<BR/><BR/>so did you hide them or what? and no im not high, i only drink at work....INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78109496083200933592008-12-10T16:22:00.000-05:002008-12-10T16:22:00.000-05:00DONN: Try to remember that you’ve recently had a “...DONN: Try to remember that you’ve recently had a “procedure” and may have to proceed with caution.<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Bring along your yodeling tunes but only if you show up to the party in lederhosen.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: I’m regretting my decision to let IVD be in charge of the décor.<BR/><BR/>MAGO: *waits for response from CyberPoofter*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11501053266353755402008-12-10T15:51:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:51:00.000-05:00CyberPeteWhy should you allow someone be so rude t...CyberPete<BR/>Why should you allow someone be so rude to your featherboa?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83998947984532826952008-12-10T15:45:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:45:00.000-05:00Not at all. His facination of all things orange fr...Not at all. His facination of all things orange frightens me.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74443578079126291622008-12-10T15:25:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:25:00.000-05:00Will there be easy-listening-music? Maybe I can th...Will there be easy-listening-music? Maybe I can throw in a humbhumba-yodeling-cd.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85219629360170978302008-12-10T15:17:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:17:00.000-05:00((SCHWING))<B>((SCHWING))</B>Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54574573571449594342008-12-10T15:01:00.000-05:002008-12-10T15:01:00.000-05:00DONN: Funny… Monica asked me if she could invite y...DONN: Funny… Monica asked me if she could invite <I>you</I>!<BR/><BR/>TONY: But can you dance in wellies?<BR/><BR/>KAZ: I’m disturbed by the image of you in real estate.<BR/><BR/>What a sell out.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: <I>If he's lucky I'll let him cut my red feather boa in half.</I><BR/><BR/>Sounds like foreplay.<BR/><BR/>PONITA: Famulus hasn’t stopped by here in days.<BR/><BR/>You’ll have to invite him yourself.<BR/><BR/>I’ll prepare the Jacuzzi just in case.<BR/><BR/>LEAH: *stands by with shovel*<BR/><BR/>BOXER: Lush.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: What last comment?<BR/><BR/>Are you high?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89923470793769893892008-12-10T14:55:00.000-05:002008-12-10T14:55:00.000-05:00wtf happened to my last comment?!?!?!*looks around...wtf happened to my last comment?!?!?!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*looks around for potted plants*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59431597388763778062008-12-10T13:44:00.000-05:002008-12-10T13:44:00.000-05:00*hic**hic*Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.com