tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3865732378679691708..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Jill vs CyberPete Smackdown!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34794060138742593252009-12-09T20:26:56.949-05:002009-12-09T20:26:56.949-05:00MAGO: Nno ... not Molvania.
You heard me.
JASON:...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>Nno ... not Molvania.</i><br /><br />You heard me.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>I place my money on Jill.<br />Women always come out on top.</i><br /><br />What you’re <i>really</i> saying is that most of you men are bottoms.<br /><br /><b>MUTLEY</b>: <i>May I order two of those delicious looking 'corn dogs' ? Now tell me. What exactly do you do?</i><br /><br />Those corn dogs are not Fray Bentos products, I must warn you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16193215459115311792009-12-09T19:18:35.086-05:002009-12-09T19:18:35.086-05:00May I order two of those delicious looking 'co...May I order two of those delicious looking 'corn dogs' ? Now tell me. What exactly do you do?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78899272992378069022009-12-09T18:04:02.046-05:002009-12-09T18:04:02.046-05:00I place my money on Jill.
Women always come out on...I place my money on Jill.<br />Women always come out on top.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80597814107358906222009-12-09T16:51:12.041-05:002009-12-09T16:51:12.041-05:00Nno ... not Molvania.Nno ... not Molvania.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73748521640877727792009-12-09T16:26:36.729-05:002009-12-09T16:26:36.729-05:00MAGO: Molvania is a part of the British Isles?
Did...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>Molvania is a part of the British Isles?<br />Did she mention feet? *fluttering* </i><br /><br />Mistress MJ is serious when she says to keep your mitts off Jill’s feet.<br /><br />You are Mistress MJ’s Official Masseur and that is that.<br /><br />Don’t make me send you to the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mkmxsb/" rel="nofollow">oubliette</a>.<br /><br />Or Molvania.<br /><br /><b>BITCHES</b>: Mistress MJ must step out for awhile.<br /><br />We trust no hanky panky will ensue in her absence.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43409730429052536642009-12-09T16:16:29.260-05:002009-12-09T16:16:29.260-05:00Molvania is a part of the British Isles?
Did she ...Molvania is a part of the British Isles?<br /><br />Did she mention feet? *fluttering*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31398255543724508472009-12-09T15:43:56.825-05:002009-12-09T15:43:56.825-05:00LA DIVA CUCINA: Ah yes, the British Book of Smiles...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: <i>Ah yes, the British Book of Smiles, such a treasure! tee hee!</i><br /><br />I don’t know what you find so <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yjq88hj/" rel="nofollow">funny</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69405494170533785422009-12-09T15:41:08.799-05:002009-12-09T15:41:08.799-05:00Ah yes, the British Book of Smiles, such a treasur...Ah yes, the British Book of Smiles, such a treasure! tee hee!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91381753267297644902009-12-09T15:33:29.677-05:002009-12-09T15:33:29.677-05:00LA DIVA CUCINA: Those without teeth should not jud...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: <i>Those without teeth should not judge so harshly.</i><br /><br />Are you suggesting the Brits have <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yz5jvqu/" rel="nofollow">bad teeth</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91693552892077485032009-12-09T15:28:57.590-05:002009-12-09T15:28:57.590-05:00"LA DIVA CUCINA & JILL: Our UK readers wi..."LA DIVA CUCINA & JILL: Our UK readers will not be impressed when they hear that Jill is a GINGER!"<br /><br />Those without teeth should not judge so harshly.LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29651503127205680982009-12-09T15:24:39.850-05:002009-12-09T15:24:39.850-05:00DONN: Here comes the schwing vote for Jill.
You sh...<b>DONN</b>: <i>Here comes the schwing vote for Jill.<br />You should have sent the FGES Petey :)<br />I still luv ya.</i><br /><br />*stands well back of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/dflubo/" rel="nofollow">Donn’s dong</a>*<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Jill.<br />Interesting feed.</i><br /><br />Feed? Or feet?<br /><br />Mistress MJ had better not catch you massaging Jill’s feet.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27476448014910875282009-12-09T15:15:05.066-05:002009-12-09T15:15:05.066-05:00Jill.
Interesting feed.Jill.<br /><br />Interesting feed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77751030153164917622009-12-09T14:46:40.721-05:002009-12-09T14:46:40.721-05:00Here comes the schwing vote for Jill.
You should ...Here comes the <i>schwing</i> vote for Jill.<br /><br />You should have sent the FGES Petey :)<br />I still luv ya.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6943442221983949172009-12-09T14:23:23.733-05:002009-12-09T14:23:23.733-05:00LA DIVA CUCINA & JILL: Our UK readers will no...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA & JILL</b>: Our UK readers will not be impressed when they hear that Jill is a GINGER!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66274909574613823722009-12-09T14:20:48.491-05:002009-12-09T14:20:48.491-05:00You got it Diva!You got it Diva!Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92150738398567860552009-12-09T14:09:10.435-05:002009-12-09T14:09:10.435-05:00Jay-zuzz you bitches make me laugh. Well, I don&#...Jay-zuzz you bitches make me laugh. Well, I don't know what's gotten into CyberPete to all of a sudden NOT act like a high maintenance queen and is trying to "play nice" and "be fair" but like three day old fish, I'M NOT BUYIN' IT.<br /><br />Therefore, my VOTE STAYS WITH THE REDHEAD VIXEN, EMPRESS DOWAGER HIGH MAINTENANCE QUEEN JILL.<br /><br />And La Diva will be eternally grateful if she let's me be her personal bartendress and sidekick.LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41538201274421521722009-12-09T13:17:16.528-05:002009-12-09T13:17:16.528-05:00MICHAEL GUY: Oh fiddle fuck... dang!
In Canada w...<b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>Oh fiddle fuck... dang! </i><br /><br />In Canada we would express this sentiment as <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6lfwjp/" rel="nofollow">fuddle duddle</a>.<br /><br />Now, now… it’s not all bad…<br /><br />Runners-up will receive a fruitcake!<br /><br /><b>RANDOM</b>: <i>My money is on Cyberpete...just look at those heels! Corn dog, please.</i><br /><br />And he can run in them!<br /><br />Backwards!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49343684712608790102009-12-09T13:01:31.450-05:002009-12-09T13:01:31.450-05:00My money is on Cyberpete...just look at those heel...My money is on Cyberpete...just look at those heels! Corn dog, please.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57768305456574020942009-12-09T12:49:15.548-05:002009-12-09T12:49:15.548-05:00Oh fiddle fuck... dang!Oh fiddle fuck... dang!Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25154698282199693392009-12-09T11:57:28.073-05:002009-12-09T11:57:28.073-05:00BEAST: Unless one of these harpies is going to mak...<b>BEAST</b>: <i>Unless one of these harpies is going to make my dinner and iron my shirts they are of no interest to me<br />***internet searches for Russian Brides.com......mmmmmmm decorous and industriuos****</i><br /><br />Shouldn’t you be up to your stinking armpits in dirty dishwater at Café C?<br /><br /><b>JILL</b>: <i>beast...sounds like your going to go hungry while looking disheveled.</i><br /><br />Allow me to explain a little about the BEAST.<br /><br />He’ll never go hungry as he works at Café C where there is all-you-can-eat ‘Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry’ at his disposal.<br /><br />Do NOT stand directly behind him after he’s been fed.<br /><br />As for looking disheveled, that is the least of his worries.<br /><br />His personal hygiene is really the matter at stake here.<br /><br />He hasn’t done a load of laundry in his life so those shirts that need ironing, to which he refers, have been pre-worn many times and are sat rumpled on his bedroom floor.<br /><br />A room you do NOT want to enter as it contains the dreaded STINKY DUVET.<br /><br />Need I go on?<br /><br /><b>BOGGLER</b>: <i>(The Boggler throws his vote to jill.) Crawl for it!! (flying condom smacks into face)</i><br /><br />We applaud your forcefulness.<br /><br />*presses stiletto heel into The Boggler’s backside*<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i>It has to be Pete.<br />I never knew what a corn dog was until today. <br />I don't think it's held me back too much.</i><br /><br />You can thank Ms. Nations for the corndog moment.<br /><br />Have you not seen her <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ygjv8up/" rel="nofollow">corndog tattoo</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80140775513196355082009-12-09T11:27:45.510-05:002009-12-09T11:27:45.510-05:00It has to be Pete.
I never knew what a corn dog wa...It has to be Pete.<br />I never knew what a corn dog was until today. <br />I don't think it's held me back too much.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91848614896951442342009-12-09T11:15:21.853-05:002009-12-09T11:15:21.853-05:00(The Boggler throws his vote to jill.) Crawl for i...(The Boggler throws his vote to jill.) Crawl for it!! (flying condom smacks into face)Lord Bogglerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459657440975194707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10351935482426836052009-12-09T11:13:07.417-05:002009-12-09T11:13:07.417-05:00beast...sounds like your going to go hungry while ...beast...sounds like your going to go hungry while looking disheveled.Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27797273051112370012009-12-09T11:05:44.283-05:002009-12-09T11:05:44.283-05:00Unless one of these harpies is going to make my di...Unless one of these harpies is going to make my dinner and iron my shirts they are of no interest to me<br />***internet searches for Russian Brides.com......mmmmmmm decorous and industriuos****BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40426350200727636442009-12-09T10:14:57.098-05:002009-12-09T10:14:57.098-05:00LEAH: Not only may you have a corn dog…
You can h...<b>LEAH</b>: Not only may you have a corn dog…<br /><br />You can have a horn dog!<br /><br />*cues walk-on role for Donn*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com