tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3837517436655016634..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The First of JulyThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67085882625531214822019-07-02T23:59:37.710-04:002019-07-02T23:59:37.710-04:00Ah, to be linked with Pride...I think I need a flo...Ah, to be linked with Pride...I think I need a float.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-182813630574561022019-07-02T23:56:27.263-04:002019-07-02T23:56:27.263-04:00Me? Gassy?
You must have me confused with someone...Me? Gassy? <br />You must have me confused with someone else.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61285413675976066022019-07-02T17:03:26.588-04:002019-07-02T17:03:26.588-04:00So Norma dear,
t'was your day,
Stonehenge mark...So Norma dear,<br />t'was your day,<br />Stonehenge marketh,<br />the eons away.<br /><br />Your petrified vulva,<br />in pocked marked form,<br />shows the legendary erosion,<br />or many a cum-dump storm.<br /><br />Your prolapsed anus,<br />tied in a knot,<br />now a curious butt plug,<br />leaving Dr. Seuss besot. <br /><br />For it is where it came from,<br />it goes where it went.<br />When mother comes homes,<br />she'll double the rent.<br /><br />For the Norma is,<br />always open, not shut,<br />a fucking anomaly,<br />pubes worn, never cut.<br /><br />Now her inner-self,<br />once pristine and tight,<br />serves other hole-sters,<br />with ironic delight.<br /><br />She's topping it off,<br />her sexual career,<br />She's climbed every mountain,<br />and sipped every beer.<br /><br />Now they line up,<br />to get her inside,<br />From tired old queen,<br />to the rage of gay pride.<br /><br />Many happy returns Norma (and hopefully they'll each bring a friend!)<br />Testosteronenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28930252232135530282019-07-02T16:50:31.676-04:002019-07-02T16:50:31.676-04:00SAVANNAH: What a perfect addition to the Infomania...SAVANNAH: What a perfect addition to the <a href="https://tinyurl.com/y6k3lwfo/" rel="nofollow">Infomaniac Art Gallery</a>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32550163250271865742019-07-02T16:37:00.694-04:002019-07-02T16:37:00.694-04:00But of course! I was thinking of a Warhol-esque sh...But of course! I was thinking of a Warhol-esque shrine/framed can sort of thing. xoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78971361979084943502019-07-02T13:08:25.321-04:002019-07-02T13:08:25.321-04:00SAVANNAH: A can of jellied cranberry sauce?
The ...SAVANNAH: A can of jellied cranberry sauce? <br /><br />The Mistress is ordering a CRATE for everyone.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32593282055880419932019-07-02T12:00:26.436-04:002019-07-02T12:00:26.436-04:00Happy Canada Day (OK, a day late, but it's the...Happy Canada Day (OK, a day late, but it's the thought tht counts, right?) <br />Happy Birthday, Norma! xoxo<br />I think I'm going to buy a can of jellied cranberry sauce in tribute. <br /><br />xoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23869219212300769302019-07-02T07:42:18.746-04:002019-07-02T07:42:18.746-04:00MAGO: I read the article and noticed it mentions a...MAGO: I read the article and noticed it mentions <i>a vague human shaped stain</i>. It’s like something out of the movie “Spinal Tap!” (LX will know what I’m talking about.)<br /><br />Whatever happened to dying with dignity? Ha!<br /><br />Personally, I would be more concerned about a “farting casket” than a “burping casket.”<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42692214698243031012019-07-02T05:36:51.034-04:002019-07-02T05:36:51.034-04:00Sorry, I'm not allowed to read the Chcago Trib...Sorry, I'm not allowed to read the Chcago Tribune for being a bloody European.<br />But this is no excuse for being lazy - I should have looked for info by myself first : Here is an informative <a href="https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7b775g/how-to-avoid-being-an-exploding-corpse-814" rel="nofollow">article</a> in VIce. Who knew about "burping caskets" ?63magohttp://63mago.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44168477486866629362019-07-01T21:09:07.702-04:002019-07-01T21:09:07.702-04:00MR. DeVICE: Do you have a photo of your flaccid fi...MR. DeVICE: Do you have a photo of your flaccid ficus?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33580952059464666832019-07-01T21:08:50.686-04:002019-07-01T21:08:50.686-04:00JON: Can I re-gift that?JON: Can I re-gift that?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30673817036769292532019-07-01T21:08:22.855-04:002019-07-01T21:08:22.855-04:00MAGO: Here’s a newspaper article about exploding c...MAGO: Here’s a newspaper article about <a href="https://tinyurl.com/yykvzpk6/" rel="nofollow">exploding caskets</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55905279241958852002019-07-01T17:37:32.732-04:002019-07-01T17:37:32.732-04:00I'm raising a glass of Apfelwein to Norma as w...I'm raising a glass of Apfelwein to Norma as we speak. JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70208365776645439612019-07-01T17:11:42.137-04:002019-07-01T17:11:42.137-04:00I know that mausoleums (mausolea ?) can be tricky,...I know that mausoleums (mausolea ?) can be tricky, but never heared of exploding caskets. Like, <i>blammo</i> there goes grandfather ?<br />Gross.<br />Frankly, it reeks a bit of urban myth. Do you have a source, by chance ?63magohttp://63mago.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1285979175751772812019-07-01T15:08:12.934-04:002019-07-01T15:08:12.934-04:00I forgot my manners, Happy Birthday, Norma!
SxI forgot my manners, Happy Birthday, Norma!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48056227417875933272019-07-01T15:03:07.868-04:002019-07-01T15:03:07.868-04:00It seems LẌ has not thought this "retirement&...It seems LẌ has not thought this "retirement" business through. Fancy leaving you sans Pillow Fluffer and I.T. Consultant...<br /><br />*tuts*<br /><br />One good thing has come of this: That there <i>is</i> going to be a 9th Annual Garden Photos Event!!!<br /><br />Now, excuse me, as I'm off to get a large helping of that delicious lumberjack...<br /><br /><br />... cake.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79484013339827417672019-07-01T14:58:06.498-04:002019-07-01T14:58:06.498-04:00Happy birthday, Norma!
Oh, and don't have bea...Happy birthday, Norma!<br /><br />Oh, and don't have beans as your last meal!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14529483556970924062019-07-01T14:18:12.501-04:002019-07-01T14:18:12.501-04:00Happy St Canuck's Day - here, have a present.....Happy St Canuck's Day - here, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOR38552MJA" rel="nofollow">have a present</a>... JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79368260689947456802019-07-01T11:50:17.155-04:002019-07-01T11:50:17.155-04:00NORMA: Mausoleums are the “greener” more ecologica...NORMA: Mausoleums are the “greener” more ecological choice for burial. <br /><br />But did you know that that caskets have been known to explode in a mausoleum as a result of gas build-up from the natural decomposition process? <br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91154804377296212722019-07-01T11:49:37.123-04:002019-07-01T11:49:37.123-04:00MISTRESS MADDIE: Yes, by all means take your lumbe...MISTRESS MADDIE: Yes, by all means take your lumberjack cake into the Plaid Room. <br /><br />Are you wearing tartan? Just in case Norma smears it all over you, the cake mess will blend in.<br /><br />I’m not sure what to get for Norma. She already has an ear trumpet.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17647627683076914852019-07-01T11:24:04.064-04:002019-07-01T11:24:04.064-04:00Thank you for the wishes! Hope you
can hear me, I...Thank you for the wishes! Hope you <br />can hear me, I'm in the mausoleum.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22082035352239018322019-07-01T11:20:56.740-04:002019-07-01T11:20:56.740-04:00Tip o' the hat to the Mistress...Hubba Hubba.
...Tip o' the hat to the Mistress...Hubba Hubba.<br />(That photo of you with your Canadian Hijab!)normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14523460583332983362019-07-01T11:18:40.665-04:002019-07-01T11:18:40.665-04:00Tip o' the hat to LX!Tip o' the hat to LX!normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70016925820311154682019-07-01T10:55:11.358-04:002019-07-01T10:55:11.358-04:00Can I take my slice of cake in the Plaid Room? Di...Can I take my slice of cake in the Plaid Room? Did you get death Norma anything spectacular for her birthday? I saw a swell hemroids pillow, but nothing with any lovely vintage pattern for her decor.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7849021451468142332019-07-01T06:35:05.939-04:002019-07-01T06:35:05.939-04:00MAGO: It must be Sylvaner-o'clock somewhere.MAGO: It must be Sylvaner-o'clock somewhere.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com