tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3703242522954163272..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Canada Day CompetitionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46335803094038641502011-07-04T15:36:47.097-04:002011-07-04T15:36:47.097-04:00I was also on Parliament Hill on Canada Day. Almos...I was also on Parliament Hill on Canada Day. Almost one per cent of Canada's population was crowded into a two or three block radius. <br /><br />Got to finally see Great Big Sea in person.<br /><br />Still getting over the sunburn on my arm. <br /><br />Oh yes, saw the Royals.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32789127172234181062011-07-02T17:37:57.993-04:002011-07-02T17:37:57.993-04:00Happy Canada Day!
Is she older than she looks on ...Happy Canada Day!<br /><br />Is she older than she looks on the telly, Are they her own teeth <br />with her chapeau askew, nobody knew <br />t'was to hide the bald patch b'neath?<br /><br />I lost the muse when I couldn't think of anything to rhyme with carthorse. So here's another:<br /><br />The food I love the most<br />Is not a chicken roast<br />Lovely fish and chips<br />Will never pass my lips<br />and I would rather not<br />Eat sausages quite hot<br /><br />But if I had some Maple syrup<br />Oh, happy would I be<br />I'd pour some on a pancake<br />And have it for my tea.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74019543950911471102011-07-02T17:36:15.432-04:002011-07-02T17:36:15.432-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78195459123566658322011-07-02T12:34:40.629-04:002011-07-02T12:34:40.629-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83848069488338414022011-07-02T12:33:23.936-04:002011-07-02T12:33:23.936-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90463959426385349142011-07-02T12:31:10.582-04:002011-07-02T12:31:10.582-04:00I'm no good at composing either, but I'll ...I'm no good at composing either, but I'll be happy to drag in the vodka fountain and serve everyone else? XL was discussing a CAPE COD over at his place. Anyone?Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58483363884803329842011-07-02T08:24:23.910-04:002011-07-02T08:24:23.910-04:00Oh Hai kabooks and Roses and Stacia!
Got to run b...Oh Hai kabooks and Roses and Stacia!<br /><br />Got to run but just want to thank you all for your contributions and hope you’ll continue submitting poems today.<br /><br />Voting day is Sunday.<br /><br />p.s. Happy Infomaniac Bitch anniversary to XL who left his first comment on Infomaniac three years ago on Canada Day! That’s 3 years of “Yay! First(s)!”The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60629830942094243802011-07-02T08:17:30.893-04:002011-07-02T08:17:30.893-04:00This is not an entry. This is a pathetic admissio...This is not an entry. This is a pathetic admission that I can't think of anything about Canada that isn't from "Corner Gas" or "The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen."<br /><br />Torso Man is a great sundial.<br /><br />I'm impressed and jealous that you were so close to such glorious brunette greatness, Mistress!Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24520632034373368702011-07-02T05:47:17.150-04:002011-07-02T05:47:17.150-04:00It's too early for writing verse. That needs t...It's too early for writing verse. That needs to wait for red wine, the fug of ciggy smoke in a pub lock-in.<br /><br />I'll be back.<br /><br />Happy day-after Canada Day Bitches.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81806480091774242742011-07-02T01:06:41.764-04:002011-07-02T01:06:41.764-04:00Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor, not a Canadian! (sta...Dammit Jim I'm a Doctor, not a Canadian! (star trek is big is canada ya know)kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38172876360378975412011-07-02T00:07:57.300-04:002011-07-02T00:07:57.300-04:00BITCHES: Mistress MJ celebrated a joyous Canada Da...<b>BITCHES</b>: Mistress MJ celebrated a joyous Canada Day amid 300,000 fun-loving Canucks in what is being referred to as the “Thrill on the Hill.”<br /><br />As Will and Kate passed by in the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5s2pnq4/" rel="nofollow">landau</a>, Kate looked directly at Mistress MJ and waved. And when Kate waves at Mistress MJ, I like to think she’s waving at ALL Infomaniac Bitches. However, I thought I heard her mumble to Wills, “The bitch hasn’t posted Filthy Friday.” But I could be mistaken.<br /><br />Capping off a perfect day were your poems. Thankfully, you’ll be judged by your peers as I couldn’t possibly choose a winner from the entries that have come in so far. Keep ‘em coming!<br /><br />Apologies if I don’t drop by to visit all your blogs. It’s a busy weekend here in Canada.<br /><br />Oh where are my manners? We have a new bitch on board…<br /><br /><b>DEEPBLUE</b>: Welcome to Infomaniac!<br /><br />Bienvenue à Infomaniac!<br /><br />Je suis très heureuse de vous voir ici.<br /><br />Profitez de la fontaine de vodka!<br /><br />Et un bon <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3uhk6hk/" rel="nofollow">sac de chips au ketchup</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37473888257948831612011-07-01T22:43:44.596-04:002011-07-01T22:43:44.596-04:00Oh Canada, eh?
Eh, Canada. Oh.Oh Canada, eh?<br />Eh, Canada. Oh.Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26009136213148583792011-07-01T20:13:59.061-04:002011-07-01T20:13:59.061-04:00I drank way too much beer today to even think abou...I drank way too much beer today to even think about verfisi... versitifa... TO DO A DAMN POEM about Canada! Anyways I rhyme better in another tongue! ;)~<br />Joyeuse fête du Canada à tousse!<br />Hugs<br />JonDeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34263351895592958082011-07-01T19:21:09.368-04:002011-07-01T19:21:09.368-04:00I’m happy to contribute sort of an Impressionistic...I’m happy to contribute sort of an Impressionistic Haiku.<br /><br />I call it: “O Canada…. It really is a county…. Yes, it is… Is too… IS TOO…. It’s like right next door, what do you think happens when you leave New York?.... No, stupid, Connecticut is the other direction…. Is too…. Well, fuck you too…. OK, I’m leaving… No, I’m leaving first…. I do not, you always say that…. Just pay the bartender and let’s go…. No I do not have anything smaller than a twenty.”<br /><br />Here’s the poem:<br /><br />Naked Mounties, eh?<br />Poutine madness, maple stuff<br />Ice, ice, MJ, ice<br /><br /><br /><br />Thank you. Did I win yet?mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57085797173216312212011-07-01T18:27:16.837-04:002011-07-01T18:27:16.837-04:00I've never been to Canada but like the folks,
...I've never been to Canada but like the folks,<br />I notice that lots of Canadians are good at jokes.<br />I should probably know more about this nation,<br />But like most Americans, my brain is on vacation.<br /><br />There are some Canadians I'd love to screw,<br />Ryan Reynolds, Corey Hart, Nathan Fallon, who knew?<br />Will that hellp me win this contest, perhaps,<br />For now I am going to take a big nap!Random Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14845600890470354063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43991023215590745662011-07-01T18:10:02.900-04:002011-07-01T18:10:02.900-04:00Hey Halifaxians! (if any...I know I wouldn't a...Hey Halifaxians! (if any...I know I wouldn't admit to it)<br /><br />http://www.edgeptown.com/index.php?ch=entertainment&sc=&sc2=features&sc3=&id=121772<br /><br />*walks off whistling 'In the Navy*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82555138395949663642011-07-01T16:53:16.507-04:002011-07-01T16:53:16.507-04:00Cannada
Schlannada
Hauptsach' Du hast'es M...Cannada<br />Schlannada<br />Hauptsach' Du hast'es Muater'l liabAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19535760758819022622011-07-01T15:34:21.423-04:002011-07-01T15:34:21.423-04:00POMES IN HONUR OF CANANANDDA 4 A PRISE
1.
Hydro, ...POMES IN HONUR OF CANANANDDA 4 A PRISE<br /><br />1.<br />Hydro, White Widow, <br />Ruby, Cat Piss, Blue Buddha,<br />Albino Rhino.<br /><br />2. <br />Early Purple Kush,<br />Willie Nelson, Wreckage,<br />Zero Gravity.<br /><br />3.<br />Reclining Buddha,<br />Martian Mean Green, Sleestak,<br />Lambo, Free Tibet.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58531423241541213972011-07-01T12:30:35.522-04:002011-07-01T12:30:35.522-04:00Oh, William has hair? Plugs?
I think I know the w...Oh, William has hair? Plugs?<br /><br />I think I know the woman in the background.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44570895315744705642011-07-01T12:27:33.093-04:002011-07-01T12:27:33.093-04:00MJ’s off to meet the Middleton’s on their honeymoo...MJ’s off to meet the Middleton’s on their honeymoon,<br />How rude to be arriving on the first day after June. <br />It’s the National Day for locals and the one they celebrate<br />So just to piss the Royals off…. I hope she’s running late<br /><br />They’ve come to see a beaver, “Show them MJ. Yours is grouse!”<br />Rumour has it that they’re staying at the Infomaniac house.<br />I have to wonder now about which room in which they’ll stay<br />Perhaps the Plaid Room or the Cheese Room or the Pink Room, that’s so Gay!<br /><br />Now Will, will have to notice all the Houseboys on their knees <br />Bearing trays of cocktails as for Sir “We’re here to please”<br />“Have you any baggage Sir you’d like for us to stow?”<br />“Well I’d offer you the wife boys but the bitch she just won’t go”<br /><br />The bitches have gone full on into celebration mode<br />It’s another wicked party at the Mistresses abode<br />Now the vodka fountains pumping, by the looks of it Grey Goose<br />And just for the occasion MJ’s gone and got a Moose<br /><br />Will’s is naked in the corner with a lampshade on his head <br />Katie’s found a Mountie and has rushed him of to bed.<br />But the night it will be over and be ending all too soon<br />Seems the newlyweds are loving their Canadian honeymoon.Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59728458986944522232011-07-01T11:09:57.568-04:002011-07-01T11:09:57.568-04:00does saskatch have a snatch to chew on?<i>does saskatch have a snatch to chew on?</i>normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14447286531369107792011-07-01T10:25:18.822-04:002011-07-01T10:25:18.822-04:00Happy Canada-D'eh MJ
Wave a flag day
raise y...Happy Canada-D'eh MJ <br />Wave a flag day <br />raise your handz and say eh!<br />Canada'z where erbody say<br />"have nice muthatf^%#$day eh" <br />Merkins ask us why we be addin U s to everthang?<br />So we ain't you eh<br />it'z a Franch thang<br />and we let erbody live in this place<br />'eh'-liens be comin' ever-day?<br />our southern neighb sez weez all cra-zay<br />but we say <br />no damn way <br />youze guys have nice day eh <br />anyboday wanna come N play <br />what the hey <br />whatcha say <br />why don't you muthaf%$@s stay<br />Cause datz the C'nai-way <br />datz how we roll ever-damn-day<br />Euros came to snatch our Beavay <br />to chop N haul the wood away<br />First Asians said man what-the-hey? no way eh! <br />but felt bad and let their sorry frozen downass stay<br />now the rent's 144 damn years late<br />they be still reneggin' on their downass Treaties eh :(<br />maybe some damn day <br />we'll have to pay <br />and pave a better f%#$@ way <br />for erbody to stay<br />but not t'day <br />today we play away and get wasted eh<br />we say "gooday eh" to our neighbs<br />we should do this ever day<br />ignore our probs and seize the day ever-body ever-way<br />Happy damn Canada Day eh!?<br />ain't nuthin get done t'day<br /><br />Peace Out<br />xxx oooRomeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17529954432241789062011-07-01T10:21:59.917-04:002011-07-01T10:21:59.917-04:00Roses are red wine, Scarlet is Blue,
Canada is fab...Roses are red wine, Scarlet is Blue,<br />Canada is fab,<br />And so are all of you.<br />Sx<br /><br />I will try to write some more verses of the same high standard.Ms Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68003536908554979792011-07-01T09:39:20.189-04:002011-07-01T09:39:20.189-04:00oh my canada!
beaver, mounties, old scrotums!
info...<i>oh my canada!<br />beaver, mounties, old scrotums!<br />infomaniac!</i><br /><br />PS: Canada Day is also my Infomaniac anniversary day! Since 2008!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1343664014386088572011-07-01T09:08:10.874-04:002011-07-01T09:08:10.874-04:00Oh Canada,
Thank you for your furry beaver.
For ho...Oh Canada,<br />Thank you for your furry beaver.<br />For hockey-lads and dental retrievers.<br />For red pubes and anal heavers.<br /><br />Oh Canada,<br />Thank you for Mistress MJ.<br />For her plump but pliant vay-jay.<br />For her gentle but stern "hey hey!!".<br /><br />Oh Canada,<br />Thank you for for the funny.<br />For humpy men who melt my honey.<br />For MJ - who spanks my bunny.<br /><br />Oh Canada,<br />Happy Birthday for you and ya!<br />For Toronto and Vancouvah!<br />For lamabsting the Quebecois!!<br /><br />Mazel Tov Canada.Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.com