tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3634080565299919491..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Devious DealingsThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24602871455754521992008-08-19T04:21:00.000-04:002008-08-19T04:21:00.000-04:00Mistress MJ has been kidnapped by the Yakuza…the J...<I>Mistress MJ has been kidnapped by the Yakuza…the Japanese Mafia!</I><BR/>Everyone stay calm!<BR/>I'm well connected with the Italian Mafia in Boston ... I'll talk to a guy who will talk to a guy. We'll get MJ back and take a piece of that Bikini Rodeo Pie Fighting prize money too!Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87850137986851138362008-08-18T23:01:00.000-04:002008-08-18T23:01:00.000-04:00Presence of GODZILLA!Mago-san and T-Bird-san enemi...Presence of GODZILLA!<BR/><BR/>Mago-san and T-Bird-san enemies of Yakuza-Man.<BR/><BR/>Release RODAN!<BR/><BR/>Flying reptile! Pterodactyl from hell!<BR/><BR/>Blast you with atomic breath!!!<BR/><BR/>Everyone else eat pudding.<BR/><BR/>Back up plan involving releasing of flying monkeys.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57341264131089188112008-08-18T17:23:00.000-04:002008-08-18T17:23:00.000-04:00Mistress MJ yourabsence is a wide gapingchasm in m...Mistress MJ your<BR/>absence is a wide gaping<BR/>chasm in my heartMiss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71947969142380064032008-08-18T16:49:00.000-04:002008-08-18T16:49:00.000-04:00Riding the super dildo, throwing all that fartpie ...Riding the super dildo, throwing all that fartpie around and bound for a sake-coma - MJ must be enjoying every minute, Maybe the fluffy pink is a little too annoying, but heavens - that can be changed: Just free the MJ-twins - yes I know not too original - anyway Yakuzaman-san - I hope you employed old Araki for the time of MJ's stay to snap evry possible picture!<BR/>BTW I thought earlier about all these cute Japanese beauties being dipped in pudding and sprinkled with cherries ... aw you Japanese know how to celebrate!<BR/><BR/>If you do not give back MJ in an exceptable (unstained) state some parts of you will be chopped, not just the small finger you know.<BR/>HAI!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18578432223312931242008-08-18T16:45:00.000-04:002008-08-18T16:45:00.000-04:00ARGHGHGHG - Let me at those tiny people! They run ...ARGHGHGHG - Let me at those tiny people! They run in fear from me. I'll eat them for breakfast and maybe spit this MJ out.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2255751177462783152008-08-18T14:29:00.000-04:002008-08-18T14:29:00.000-04:00Knudsen-san admirable for Fenian Cocksucking tales...Knudsen-san admirable for Fenian Cocksucking tales of valour.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26712207073038550912008-08-18T13:26:00.000-04:002008-08-18T13:26:00.000-04:00I really can't be arsed rescuing her just drop a f...I really can't be arsed rescuing her just drop a few more nukes and let God sort out his own. <BR/><BR/>'Nip' the kidnapping in the bud.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45417891134822766452008-08-18T13:11:00.000-04:002008-08-18T13:11:00.000-04:00Random-san freaky gaijin chick. Break off penis.No...Random-san freaky gaijin chick. <BR/><BR/>Break off penis.<BR/><BR/>No good.<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2eub5l/" REL="nofollow">Shirako</A> now being served for Beast-san.<BR/><BR/>Anybody else like delicacy?<BR/><BR/>Voices-san good with heavy equipment.<BR/><BR/>Fixing busted mechanical bull?<BR/><BR/>Danish bum fun back for more.<BR/><BR/>Can’t get enough of Yakuza-Man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84702816690359702592008-08-18T13:00:00.000-04:002008-08-18T13:00:00.000-04:00Mr. Yucuzzi do you even have to ask?Just let our M...Mr. Yucuzzi do you even have to ask?<BR/><BR/>Just let our MJ go.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72448392012564601292008-08-18T12:44:00.000-04:002008-08-18T12:44:00.000-04:00*submits resume under guise of employment at pie p...*submits resume under guise of employment at pie place, plans on stuffing mj into a duffel bag to sneak her out and return her to his house*<BR/><BR/><BR/>errrrr...<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*return her to the mother land*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29165612288676905262008-08-18T12:33:00.000-04:002008-08-18T12:33:00.000-04:00All this fuss , Dinner at Cafe C is often worseAll this fuss , Dinner at Cafe C is often worseBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45359152517620459632008-08-18T12:31:00.000-04:002008-08-18T12:31:00.000-04:00Don't ask me what I would do...I'd get on that mec...Don't ask me what I would do...I'd get on that mechanical bull and get me some pies. <BR/><BR/>I'd also down about 10,000 hob nobs too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68396784852554558292008-08-18T12:24:00.000-04:002008-08-18T12:24:00.000-04:00Yakuza-Man want romance with CyberPete-san.CyberPe...Yakuza-Man want romance with CyberPete-san.<BR/><BR/>CyberPete-san good for bum fun.<BR/><BR/>Homosekushuaru liking anaru, yes?<BR/><BR/>Nations-san have powerful FU. Good for pie throwing.<BR/><BR/>Also good for making fist to put up bums of Yakuza-men.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59625097109248607272008-08-18T12:13:00.000-04:002008-08-18T12:13:00.000-04:00...you make it sound like you're having a lousy ti......you make it sound like you're having a lousy time or something. HEY! MR HEAVILY TATTOOED POMPADOUR BOY THERE! hire this red ass! i'll throw your pie, baby!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14719243136685941352008-08-18T11:57:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:57:00.000-04:00Dear YacuzziPlease, please. I beg of you. Please d...Dear Yacuzzi<BR/><BR/>Please, please. I beg of you. Please don't expose mistress MJ in a fluffy pink bikini.<BR/><BR/>The world is not, and probably never will, ready for that.<BR/><BR/>Your only solution is to release her to Mr. Fumijuki and let her fly back to Canada where she belongs. In a big parka with matching ski trousers.<BR/><BR/>Sincerely,<BR/><BR/>CyberPete<BR/>Member of the Danish Gay Council.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23207744440938216652008-08-18T11:43:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:43:00.000-04:00Mistress MJ never come back to hear sweet guitar r...Mistress MJ never come back to hear sweet guitar riff of HEFF Man.<BR/><BR/>Words of praise fall on deaf ears.<BR/><BR/>When you testing Suntory beer? Possible superiority of Sapporo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37712571153662983872008-08-18T11:39:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:39:00.000-04:00MJ, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF YOU...MJ, I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD OF YOU...Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48187968044725163692008-08-18T11:37:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:37:00.000-04:00Crump-san has tight grip on own samurai sword.Mist...Crump-san has tight grip on own samurai sword.<BR/><BR/>Mistress MJ make farts on pie. Not edible now. Dipping in chocolate sauce cannot be helpful.<BR/><BR/>Everyone have round of sake.<BR/><BR/>Kanpai!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79530907756067472892008-08-18T11:33:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:33:00.000-04:00Will they be dipped in chocolate or vanilla sauce ...Will they be dipped in chocolate or vanilla sauce too? A little closer to heaven ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64852292874496798852008-08-18T11:14:00.000-04:002008-08-18T11:14:00.000-04:00I'd stay. It's Japan for fuck sake. Sushi and Sa...I'd stay. It's Japan for fuck sake. Sushi and Sake.<BR/><BR/>Yum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69913195398855464312008-08-18T10:21:00.000-04:002008-08-18T10:21:00.000-04:00Recommend that Mistress MJ sit on the pie.Recommend that Mistress MJ sit on the pie.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87424673788426387042008-08-18T08:50:00.000-04:002008-08-18T08:50:00.000-04:00What would I do?Pull the fucking head off it, like...What would I do?<BR/><BR/>Pull the fucking head off it, like a half starved village idiot trying to milk a cow, and shower you all in an arc of liquid silk.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76554621914064433432008-08-18T08:39:00.000-04:002008-08-18T08:39:00.000-04:00Boxer-san, Awa-san, Carnalis-san, and Kaz-san: Com...Boxer-san, Awa-san, Carnalis-san, and Kaz-san: Come with me, Gaijin bitches. <BR/><BR/>Bikinis for all.<BR/><BR/>Much pie awaits.<BR/><BR/>Eros-san, Bollix-san, Beast-san and Garfer-san: Manly recruits I find here for Yakuza training.<BR/><BR/>Make to wear <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/6hn6p9/" REL="nofollow">Yakuza hair styles</A>.<BR/><BR/>New Yakuza-mans teach wanton gaijin bitches to ride mechanical bull.<BR/><BR/>Making gaijin-girls sit on laps for rides of life.<BR/><BR/>Pie for afters.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42539804735029346722008-08-18T08:29:00.000-04:002008-08-18T08:29:00.000-04:00I am prepared to pay a ransom of a packet of boile...I am prepared to pay a ransom of a packet of boiled sweets and a well thumbed copy of Readers Wives to ensure Mistress MJ's release.<BR/><BR/>Failing this Mistress MJ must commit hari kiri.<BR/><BR/>Banzai!garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26825515404760053202008-08-18T03:57:00.000-04:002008-08-18T03:57:00.000-04:00What would I do?Take the money and buy more Hob No...What would I do?<BR/>Take the money and buy more Hob Nobs.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.com