tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3618511478961722382..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Fly MeThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46986115814614203152008-03-20T20:32:00.000-04:002008-03-20T20:32:00.000-04:00PEEVISH: Tequila shooters are available at the bar...PEEVISH: Tequila shooters are available at the bar, on board.<BR/><BR/>Infomaniac is not responsible for your behaviour. Drink responsibly.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Let go of the blowup doll so she can steer this thing.<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: Line up for the loo with the rest of the passengers who are headed for the Mile High Club.<BR/><BR/>And when you’re finished in there, put the seat down!<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: Looking inside IVD’s head is like looking into a funhouse mirror.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54117866050666136612008-03-20T19:44:00.000-04:002008-03-20T19:44:00.000-04:00Well, I've not been undressed by any Kings to the ...Well, I've not been undressed by any Kings to the best of my knowledge - but who knows what sort of incognito royalty may have been slumming it? <BR/><BR/>As for the things that no woman should have seen? Let's just put it down to the carnivale going on inside IDV's head. <BR/><BR/>No woman needs to know that much.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82107596579469031802008-03-20T19:32:00.000-04:002008-03-20T19:32:00.000-04:00the bathrooms......tatathe bathrooms......tataManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54017923975848396232008-03-20T17:39:00.000-04:002008-03-20T17:39:00.000-04:00om, okay.... where are we going again? has anybody...om, okay.... where are we going again? has anybody decided yet? or are the blow up dolls driving?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43312906776490683952008-03-20T17:23:00.000-04:002008-03-20T17:23:00.000-04:00Take me down to Paradise City where the grass is g...Take me down to Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty...<BR/><BR/>And hopefully where there's lots of sun, sand, and free tequila.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61937685498290659972008-03-20T17:20:00.000-04:002008-03-20T17:20:00.000-04:00BOXER: Get your own airline.CYBERSLUT: Are there s...BOXER: Get your own airline.<BR/><BR/>CYBERSLUT: Are there soaps in Denmark?<BR/><BR/>If so, send me a link, please.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: This flight is full.<BR/><BR/>You’ll sit in the overhead baggage bin and you won’t complain about it.<BR/><BR/>Knudsen will open the latch occasionally to feed you nuts.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59757582720762590382008-03-20T16:26:00.000-04:002008-03-20T16:26:00.000-04:00I'll ride in steerage please. at least i'll know w...I'll ride in steerage please. at least i'll know who im sitting next to.INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61864099916329689702008-03-20T16:25:00.000-04:002008-03-20T16:25:00.000-04:00Wow I hope they make an english languaged version ...Wow I hope they make an english languaged version of that.<BR/><BR/>It's so catty I love it!<BR/><BR/>I'll be sure to be (the only) one to watchCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55739972562413062212008-03-20T15:37:00.000-04:002008-03-20T15:37:00.000-04:00Bittersweet - I don't know.... I'd win only if I h...Bittersweet - I don't know.... I'd win only if I had a chance to smack you when you weren't looking.... plus, it APPEARS MJ's gotten all bossy with the fact that it's her airplane. <BR/><BR/>And the shoe comment? They need a little airing, that's why I want to go to a sunny place.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27365306038687479902008-03-20T14:47:00.000-04:002008-03-20T14:47:00.000-04:00BOXER: Don’t sit behind Knudsen.He’s had the dodgy...BOXER: Don’t sit behind Knudsen.<BR/><BR/>He’s had the dodgy curry.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: There’s a mattress in the cockpit that looks like Frobi.<BR/><BR/>And please put your shoes and socks back on. There have been complaints.<BR/><BR/>BITTERSWEET: It’s MY airline so I get Knudsen’s cap.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67926304851386069162008-03-20T14:15:00.000-04:002008-03-20T14:15:00.000-04:00anonymous boxer - i was going to put up a fight fo...anonymous boxer - i was going to put up a fight for Old Knudsen but, on reflection, i think you would win.<BR/><BR/>if there is anything left over ...Bittersweethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02336289793698943669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-481530803575339222008-03-20T14:09:00.000-04:002008-03-20T14:09:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88166578320518453532008-03-20T14:08:00.000-04:002008-03-20T14:08:00.000-04:00This is so exciting .....Will Piggy retract his un...This is so exciting .....<BR/><BR/>Will Piggy retract his undercarraige after take off.<BR/><BR/>Will IVD and Tim join the mile high club.<BR/><BR/>Will old knudy get his complementary nuts<BR/><BR/>Why does that trolley dolly look like FrobisherBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47989787849383856702008-03-20T13:57:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:57:00.000-04:00I like your airline. Window seat please. And can ...I like your airline. Window seat please. And can I be behind Old K? If he falls asleep (and he will) it could be my chance. For the hat.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12788500904390218552008-03-20T13:24:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:24:00.000-04:00QUCIFER: NWT Runner hasn’t popped by yet but I bel...QUCIFER: NWT Runner hasn’t popped by yet but I believe you’re high on his depravity list.<BR/><BR/>KAZ: No it’s not Virgin Airlines which means that you have frequent flier points and can ride for free.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: What ID?<BR/><BR/>You’re anonymous.<BR/><BR/>TICKERS: Cheeky bugger.<BR/><BR/>You’ll have to remove your Carmen Miranda headpiece as there’s a height clearance restriction in effect.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: As long as it’s not a Flock of Seagulls.<BR/><BR/>I don’t want their hair getting stuck in the engine.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: Yes, you may wear your nine-inch heels, nine-inch nails AND have a starring role in <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2dj6cr/" REL="nofollow">Air Hostess Wars</A>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16255394875886855812008-03-20T13:02:00.000-04:002008-03-20T13:02:00.000-04:00YAY!That is my fantasy careercan I wear 9 inch sti...YAY!<BR/><BR/>That is my fantasy career<BR/><BR/>can I wear 9 inch stilettos?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13741694780438357592008-03-20T12:21:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:21:00.000-04:00is there going to be a flock of geese following th...is there going to be a flock of geese following this plane? other wise a flight to the furrows of gluteal sounds warm and sweaty enough...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66556301087797146952008-03-20T12:05:00.000-04:002008-03-20T12:05:00.000-04:00If you can spread your wings the way you spread yo...If you can spread your wings the way you spread your legs we could go all the way to Barry Island.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9900289588307347532008-03-20T11:57:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:57:00.000-04:00oh jeez, I forgot my I.D. Can I still board? Plus...oh jeez, I forgot my I.D. Can I still board? Plus, I have "special" dietry requests for my food. What? You're full? <BR/><BR/>Damn.<BR/><BR/>P.S. I'd like to see sun. Warm sun. It's been a long time.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7064629400654414132008-03-20T11:48:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:48:00.000-04:00Well that's certainly not Virgin Airlines.Well that's certainly not Virgin Airlines.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44126411561469332792008-03-20T11:28:00.000-04:002008-03-20T11:28:00.000-04:00Take me away like Calgon!!, preferably to a warm c...Take me away like Calgon!!, preferably to a warm climate place with nude beaches, strong drinks and men I don't know willing to do depraved things to me..... anywhere but this fucking office babysitting grown ass people!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17592547687592532982008-03-20T10:48:00.000-04:002008-03-20T10:48:00.000-04:00BEAST: Not to mention the after effects of Piggy a...BEAST: Not to mention the after effects of Piggy and IVD having just eaten a dodgy curry.<BR/><BR/>BETTY: We’ll drop you off at the <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2hfo4h/" REL="nofollow">Disco Mausoleum</A>.<BR/><BR/>IVD: Yes, I’m flying this plane.<BR/><BR/>I trained under <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2llspe/" REL="nofollow">this pilot</A>.<BR/><BR/>TONY: This flight leaves in the jingle jangle morning.<BR/><BR/>BITTERSWEET: Neverland?<BR/><BR/>Michael Jackson awaits you for his sleepover.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: So you’ve been undressed by kings and seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see?<BR/><BR/>Do tell!<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOO: I’ve laundered your Sailor Moon costume so you can be the airline hostess.<BR/><BR/>ELLIE: Not until he’s been to Uranus.<BR/><BR/>SAVANNAH: Right then. <BR/><BR/>If you’re so amenable, YOU can sit beside Piggy and IVD.<BR/><BR/>MUTLEY: I don’t care if it’s on Oprah’s list.<BR/><BR/>I’m not buying you the <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/32vyph/" REL="nofollow">Burberry dog sweater</A>.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: If you’re flying Mandy you’re not going to need that bourbon.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28565794450588970712008-03-20T09:13:00.000-04:002008-03-20T09:13:00.000-04:00I only fly Mandy, not MJ.Is that a bottle of bourb...I only fly Mandy, not MJ.<BR/><BR/>Is that a bottle of bourbon I see under the dashboard?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13909352953492150222008-03-20T09:10:00.000-04:002008-03-20T09:10:00.000-04:00... back to bed - I am getting chilly?... back to bed - I am getting chilly?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50836219914778455762008-03-20T08:25:00.000-04:002008-03-20T08:25:00.000-04:00...away, sugar. at this point, i don't give a fuck......away, sugar. at this point, i don't give a fuck where!savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.com