tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3473835852178812304..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Harsh Toilet TissueThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63633734758714037112014-10-02T22:19:05.951-04:002014-10-02T22:19:05.951-04:00i volunteer to hold the
tube, but i will not sque...i volunteer to <i>hold</i> the <br />tube, but i will not squeeze it.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17559376632644851012014-10-02T21:57:12.281-04:002014-10-02T21:57:12.281-04:00MICHAEL: Right you are!
It was the Duchess of Win...MICHAEL: Right you are!<br /><br />It was the Duchess of Windsor. And her toothpaste was squeezed onto her toothbrush for her by staff.<br /><br />This is something I should look into. Volunteers?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38414390226736329632014-10-02T19:48:35.362-04:002014-10-02T19:48:35.362-04:00I believe the Duchess of Windsor had her maid plac...I believe the Duchess of Windsor had her maid place toilet paper, pre-torn from the roll, in three section lengths, on a crystal tray in her bathroom. Or was it Doris Duke? One of those pissy rich bitches.Michael Guyhttp://effingbs.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50606557955901009982014-10-02T07:04:21.063-04:002014-10-02T07:04:21.063-04:00MR. DeVICE: Don't make it appear by magic here...MR. DeVICE: Don't make it appear by magic here!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53359725366192818722014-10-02T07:03:38.674-04:002014-10-02T07:03:38.674-04:00There will cake waiting for you when you feel up t...There will cake waiting for you when you feel up to it, COOKIE.<br /><br />We'll be thinking of you and wishing you well.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14602338791207694552014-10-01T16:19:52.698-04:002014-10-01T16:19:52.698-04:00Good Luck. Make sure your doctor washes his hands ...Good Luck. Make sure your doctor washes his hands before the procedure. Doctors are nasty fuckers.Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06497874766764411664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27189072241809232922014-10-01T15:01:02.828-04:002014-10-01T15:01:02.828-04:00Good luck!
**performs shaman healing dance**
It&...Good luck!<br /><br />**performs shaman healing dance**<br /><br />It's actually the rain dance but what the heck, I just renamed it.Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3943222156500514422014-10-01T12:58:16.894-04:002014-10-01T12:58:16.894-04:00In the words of Saavik: "May your (poop's...In the words of <a href="http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Saavik" rel="nofollow">Saavik</a>: "May your (poop's) journey be free of incident" - once the procedure is over, that is.<br />I second the best wishes, Cookie.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54250096433804555992014-10-01T12:53:29.665-04:002014-10-01T12:53:29.665-04:00I don't feel susceptible any more, however whe...I don't feel susceptible any more, however when I was but a baby witch at infant school, the loo paper was little better than tracing paper. Somewhat like the wax paper that's been mentioned already, I shouldn't wonder?<br />Of course, now that we're a fully fledged witch, we just magic it away!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31836079185439381372014-10-01T09:09:14.363-04:002014-10-01T09:09:14.363-04:00Cookie, best wishes for the procedure.Cookie, best wishes for the procedure.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47673014257731496482014-10-01T08:53:48.940-04:002014-10-01T08:53:48.940-04:00Fine then! Don't expect me to share with anyon...Fine then! Don't expect me to share with anyone of you. Bring your own crack cleaning equippement, bitches!<br />Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62497480847761165072014-10-01T08:25:11.341-04:002014-10-01T08:25:11.341-04:00Well, as someone who is losing 24" of colon i...Well, as someone who is losing 24" of colon in 20 days (surgery to remove third to relieve diverticular disease), I can tell you that when your poop pipe has an issue, life is literally crappy.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76295032322738080652014-10-01T06:52:50.928-04:002014-10-01T06:52:50.928-04:00AYEM8Y & MAGO: Legal proceedings pending.AYEM8Y & MAGO: <a href="http://tinyurl.com/cd62gb7/" rel="nofollow">Legal proceedings</a> pending.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35490689583173052792014-10-01T06:52:26.017-04:002014-10-01T06:52:26.017-04:00JON: She has a twin sister, Anorexia.JON: She has a twin sister, Anorexia.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75380830531847514782014-10-01T06:52:03.262-04:002014-10-01T06:52:03.262-04:00BITCHES: If you haven’t stopped eating foie gras y...BITCHES: If you haven’t stopped eating foie gras yet, now is the time.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75623513811077033742014-10-01T06:32:41.147-04:002014-10-01T06:32:41.147-04:00There were "issues" once ... ?There were "issues" once ... ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55611396830948897132014-10-01T06:30:36.536-04:002014-10-01T06:30:36.536-04:00The army left behind a lot of burning shit, that&#...The army left behind a lot of burning shit, that's sure.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5753962388707361732014-10-01T02:41:20.769-04:002014-10-01T02:41:20.769-04:00...and a lovely name for a baby, too. Jx...and a lovely name for a baby, too. JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8995159463438836642014-09-30T23:17:43.364-04:002014-09-30T23:17:43.364-04:00I use my patented Anal Bleach Wipes. They're m...I use my patented Anal Bleach Wipes. They're moist, kill rectal disease germs and keep my rosebud sparkling pink.<br /><br />ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59595567332905308222014-09-30T23:03:29.049-04:002014-09-30T23:03:29.049-04:00have i never mentioned the flock i have, expressly...have i never mentioned the flock i have, expressly for this? my problem has always been washing the shit off the squawking <br />gooses. <br /><br />i've never shared this with anyone, <br />but i kinda like it when they nip me.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46826069446820397772014-09-30T21:33:11.200-04:002014-09-30T21:33:11.200-04:00GROUCHY: You can use the Charmin Ultra to cover yo...GROUCHY: You can use the Charmin Ultra to cover your escalator handrails as well.<br /><br />Calm down, Huggy Jon. <br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47580274949259258292014-09-30T21:31:42.405-04:002014-09-30T21:31:42.405-04:00JON: Roman emperors Claudius and Vitellius were bu...JON: Roman emperors Claudius and Vitellius were bulimic. Where were they to purge? <br /><br />And yet bulimia is a Greek word.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77227322937812775032014-09-30T21:31:11.197-04:002014-09-30T21:31:11.197-04:00MAGO: Did the Germans leave a trail of burning toi...MAGO: Did the Germans leave a trail of burning toilet tissue behind on the heels of their jackboots?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68792303180898840242014-09-30T21:29:22.461-04:002014-09-30T21:29:22.461-04:00YAY!YAY!Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1173953719104681852014-09-30T21:08:34.920-04:002014-09-30T21:08:34.920-04:00OK,OK,...I travel with Charmin Ultra, too..... OK,OK,...I travel with Charmin Ultra, too..... Jimmyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06497874766764411664noreply@blogger.com