tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3472883924448978823..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Burning QuestionsThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44051413621330175162008-03-07T12:34:00.000-05:002008-03-07T12:34:00.000-05:00I know MJyour point being....?*grins*I know MJ<BR/><BR/>your point being....?<BR/><BR/>*grins*CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29897919641597951902008-03-06T20:10:00.000-05:002008-03-06T20:10:00.000-05:00VOICES: It’s fascinating.I had no idea you used to...VOICES: It’s fascinating.<BR/><BR/>I had no idea you used to be Knudsen’s house boy.<BR/><BR/>FN: Ah yes, Greater Sweatynggon-Gussette. <BR/><BR/>They’ve twinned that city with Metropolitan Moist Guntiesgogogoch.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39299885719383293662008-03-06T19:10:00.000-05:002008-03-06T19:10:00.000-05:003. Diswhipplement2. The Hemmingway Method i.e. 'Wo...3. Diswhipplement<BR/><BR/>2. The Hemmingway Method i.e. 'Woman, sit on face, make fire; bring food'<BR/><BR/>1. Greater Sweatynggon-GussetteFirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40225062715913645712008-03-06T18:17:00.000-05:002008-03-06T18:17:00.000-05:00FUCKING BLOGGER JUST ERASED MY COMMENT... so never...FUCKING BLOGGER JUST ERASED MY COMMENT... so nevermind, glad your onto the 101 zack facks!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5373116454723493232008-03-06T18:05:00.000-05:002008-03-06T18:05:00.000-05:00VOICES: Well that explains your penchant for pissi...VOICES: Well that explains your penchant for pissing all over your buddies kitchen, all over everything, even in the fridge. And then in the corner of your room.<BR/><BR/>Yes, I've been reading 101 zack facks.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84634789223899951452008-03-06T17:51:00.000-05:002008-03-06T17:51:00.000-05:00well no, not exactly... mum was born in niagra fal...well no, not exactly... mum was born in niagra falls. she then moved around abunch from there... my grandfather was a boat builder from halifax.(so he drank alot.)grandma was was a mutt. so im part mi'kmaq indian. (which means i drink alot) so as far as i can tell all those drinking people somehow must have hung out next to the fuckin newfys... i think they lived in a port town called gasp while my gramps built a boat that they sailed to the bahamas, where mum was wooed by my father at the ripe old age of seventeen? but thats a best guess...<BR/><BR/>like you wanted to know all that shit eh? id best learn to keep my howler shut.INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39796396248342678252008-03-06T17:06:00.000-05:002008-03-06T17:06:00.000-05:00VOICES: Happy Valley? Goose Bay? Cape Breton?Skinn...VOICES: Happy Valley? <BR/><BR/>Goose Bay? <BR/><BR/>Cape Breton?<BR/><BR/>Skinner's Pond?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73580870197950691362008-03-06T16:34:00.000-05:002008-03-06T16:34:00.000-05:00yes but not the newfoundland area... close, but no...yes but not the newfoundland area... close, but no....INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57414610817468537412008-03-06T16:26:00.000-05:002008-03-06T16:26:00.000-05:00VOICES: Didn't I see something on your blog about ...VOICES: Didn't I see something on your blog about you being part Canuck?<BR/><BR/>CYBERHO: They have THIS to say about Russell Square in Wikipedia...<BR/><BR/>"The square is now locked at night to prevent what London Borough of Camden described as "other undesirables", a cloaked reference to gay men, who used the area to cruise for casual sex."<BR/><BR/>That would explain why you choose Russell Square as your tourist destination.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48282147666851397942008-03-06T16:11:00.000-05:002008-03-06T16:11:00.000-05:00No no, I vacation in Russell Square, which is a lo...No no, I vacation in Russell Square, which is a lovely place in London.<BR/><BR/>Fabulous hotel and lovely well squareCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50295599370454723132008-03-06T15:52:00.000-05:002008-03-06T15:52:00.000-05:00being american is bliss... wait thats not how that...being american is bliss... wait thats not how that goes is it? i'll remember, gimmie a minute...<BR/>*paces back and forth mumbling*<BR/>anyway it was something about bliss and ignorance... <BR/><BR/>walloons? who would of thought. i suppose i'd still rather be a walloonian then a newfy.. huh...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55800111086507633962008-03-06T15:21:00.000-05:002008-03-06T15:21:00.000-05:00CYBERHO: Is Milton Keynes where you vacation?VOICE...CYBERHO: Is Milton Keynes where you vacation?<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Fear of Walloons? The French-speaking inhabitants of Belgium? i.e. the non-Flemish speakers?<BR/><BR/>I'd be more likely to fear the Flemish as the word reminds me of well... phlegm.<BR/><BR/>But I'll try to remain phlegmatic.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28072802976609908842008-03-06T13:47:00.000-05:002008-03-06T13:47:00.000-05:001. do people still do that there? huh, i thought t...1. do people still do that there? huh, i thought they all were clones at this point.<BR/><BR/>2. say... "who wants to go mustache ride?"<BR/><BR/>3. perhaps they also suffer from Defecaloesiophobia. or perhaps they might suffer from Francophobia, isnt "loo paper" what they call it there? perhaps this might be another explaination of why they are searching for that, Kathisophobia? no? sorry but the closest i could find was this... Papyrophobia.<BR/><BR/>and could someone tell ME what the fuck a walloon is? because i also found this... Walloonphobia.INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45643798941947424412008-03-06T12:54:00.000-05:002008-03-06T12:54:00.000-05:00I thought it would be Milton Keynes or whatever it...I thought it would be Milton Keynes or whatever it's called.<BR/><BR/>I wouldn't want any woman sitting on my face and I wouldn't know what that phobia is called. I like a clean tusch.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75733076368620328662008-03-06T12:44:00.000-05:002008-03-06T12:44:00.000-05:00BEAST: Would you do it for a bag of Cheezy Wotsits...BEAST: Would you do it for a bag of Cheezy Wotsits?<BR/><BR/>Let's haggle.<BR/><BR/>I use Piggy's sleeve.<BR/><BR/>BETTY: The Welsh are as resourceful as they are passionate as they're also known for recycling sheep poo into paper.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18149646838851509512008-03-06T12:09:00.000-05:002008-03-06T12:09:00.000-05:00Cardiff? The Welsh are very passionate people ......Cardiff? The Welsh are very passionate people ... who are fond of a drink or two ... and they're surrounded by sheep and coalmines that have been shut down, so there's nothing else to do there.<BR/><BR/>Don't quote me on it.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76229332772552193572008-03-06T12:02:00.000-05:002008-03-06T12:02:00.000-05:00Izal is the worst toilet paper EVER its like very ...Izal is the worst toilet paper EVER its like very shiny greaseproof paper....betteroff using your sleeveBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24761978230743260892008-03-06T12:01:00.000-05:002008-03-06T12:01:00.000-05:00MJ , the locals in Grimsby will do anything for a ...MJ , the locals in Grimsby will do anything for a bag of chips(thats propper English Chips not crisps that you lot call chips).BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59601083417433506912008-03-06T09:26:00.000-05:002008-03-06T09:26:00.000-05:00LORD T: Tequila was responsible for my falling ont...LORD T: Tequila was responsible for my falling onto a man on the bus recently.<BR/><BR/>Though not onto his face, unfortunately.<BR/><BR/>BETTY: Please expand on your choice of Cardiff.<BR/><BR/>That’s the second mention of a Welsh town.<BR/><BR/>I had to Google “Izal” as I haven’t seen it here.<BR/><BR/> “Medicated strong toilet tissue?” <BR/><BR/>Why not reach into your toolbox for the sandpaper instead?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2442873708241115752008-03-06T08:56:00.000-05:002008-03-06T08:56:00.000-05:00Oh well, I sent a comment before which disappeared...Oh well, I sent a comment before which disappeared into the ether, but ...<BR/><BR/>1. Cardiff.<BR/><BR/>2. Pretend to be a chair.<BR/><BR/>3. Izalphobia.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18070514524492022022008-03-06T08:40:00.000-05:002008-03-06T08:40:00.000-05:00#1 I don't know about Shags, but thanks to Amy Win...#1 I don't know about Shags, but thanks to Amy Winehouse you can get the most fabulous Pooffant in the Southgate area of Enfield, London.<BR/><BR/>#2 Tequila<BR/><BR/>#3 AsscracknaphobiaRomeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42955066563594185972008-03-06T08:16:00.000-05:002008-03-06T08:16:00.000-05:00BEAST: Why Grimsby? Did you get lucky there? Or (s...BEAST: Why Grimsby? Did you get lucky there? <BR/><BR/>Or (seeing answer #2) did it cost you? If so, how much? I’ve heard you’re tight-fisted.<BR/><BR/>As for my blogging spouse, all will be revealed in time. He’s still breaking in his harness. It’s causing a bit of chafing in his wobbly bits.<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: I’d almost forgotten your former career as a muff diver off the cliffs of Killamory.<BR/><BR/>Is it true you can hold your breath for six minutes?<BR/><BR/>AWA: Are you still giving lap dances for pocket change?<BR/><BR/>TICKERS: I Googled Merthyr Tydfil to find that it’s also named as the most unhealthy place in the UK and was once declared the third worst place to live in Britain.<BR/><BR/>So being the easiest place to get a shag should make up for it.<BR/><BR/>Do they put that on the tourist brochures?<BR/><BR/>TATAS: Good girl, using Infomaniac as your reference source.<BR/><BR/>Plenty of info there on fears of the toilet itself but where does it give the name of the bog roll phobia?<BR/><BR/>Get back to your studies. I want an answer by sunset.<BR/><BR/>IVD: I hear that if you go down to the docks ‘round midnight, there’s a witch with a warty wand who’ll work magic.<BR/><BR/>DAISY: Your phone number is on the locker room wall of Ballymena RFC.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65495296938668094012008-03-06T07:41:00.000-05:002008-03-06T07:41:00.000-05:001. if northern ireland counts (as it is the UK) B...1. if northern ireland counts (as it is the UK) Ballymena<BR/><BR/>2. ask to guess her weight and this is the only way<BR/><BR/>3. dirtybumaphobiaDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60286068065592269522008-03-06T06:56:00.000-05:002008-03-06T06:56:00.000-05:00I can tell you the worst place in th UK to get a s...I can tell you the worst place in th UK to get a shag: Norwich.<BR/><BR/>Bah.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33613806907670152252008-03-06T05:25:00.000-05:002008-03-06T05:25:00.000-05:00Now I've got a phobia.Look back to Sunday November...Now I've got a phobia.<BR/><BR/>Look back to Sunday November 12, 2006<BR/><BR/>http://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/2006/11/toilet-phobia.htmlTatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.com