tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2783672200147359408..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Champagne MeltdownThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52733716214553227092009-02-24T11:52:00.000-05:002009-02-24T11:52:00.000-05:00GOBETTY: I'll LOL your arse off the page for not c...GOBETTY: I'll LOL your arse off the page for not coming 'round for so long.<BR/><BR/>Do you have a note from your doctor?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86223281866588447882009-02-24T11:45:00.000-05:002009-02-24T11:45:00.000-05:00LOL, Ann-Margrock / Tommy.LOL, Ann-Margrock / Tommy.GoBettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02193381184087322141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19793326134037359922009-02-24T00:50:00.000-05:002009-02-24T00:50:00.000-05:00PONITA: But you’re thousands of miles away!BEAST: ...PONITA: But you’re thousands of miles away!<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Well thanks for confirming.<BR/><BR/>Do you feel better now?<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Your Penis Book is in the mail!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71257715152679587742009-02-23T17:04:00.000-05:002009-02-23T17:04:00.000-05:00Thank you for the link - reading-fodder. I said VC...Thank you for the link - reading-fodder. I said VC because Ann-Margret has a VC-bottle - that yellow label is unique.<BR/><BR/>And no, I already have a Penis and a book, so no need to lie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58568243149269308032009-02-23T16:48:00.000-05:002009-02-23T16:48:00.000-05:00Miss FN is right the film is TERRIBLE and Daltrey ...Miss FN is right the film is TERRIBLE and Daltrey is about 4 ft tallBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79579667229844657162009-02-23T15:23:00.000-05:002009-02-23T15:23:00.000-05:00That must be what I am smelling today... the wind ...That must be what I am smelling today... the wind is coming from the south.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2684060554868225202009-02-23T15:03:00.000-05:002009-02-23T15:03:00.000-05:00PONITA: Nations' yard must be pretty smeely by no...PONITA: <I> Nations' yard must be pretty smeely by now, what with all that cheese molding in her soggy front yard.<BR/>smelly... I meant smelly... </I><BR/><BR/>And don’t get me started on her TOILET PLANTERS!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58133311588437891322009-02-23T14:51:00.000-05:002009-02-23T14:51:00.000-05:00smelly... I meant smelly...smelly... I meant smelly...Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34415400792066563592009-02-23T14:50:00.000-05:002009-02-23T14:50:00.000-05:00MJ, you are a great exporter of cheese wheels.Doin...MJ, you are a great exporter of cheese wheels.<BR/><BR/>Doing your bit to keep the economy going?<BR/><BR/>Nations' yard must be pretty smeely by now, what with all that cheese molding in her soggy front yard.<BR/><BR/>*holds nose and backs across the border into Canada*Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15526379879973473082009-02-23T13:51:00.000-05:002009-02-23T13:51:00.000-05:00AWKWARD: Ah the fond memories of changing runny d...AWKWARD: <I> Ah the fond memories of changing runny diapers.</I><BR/><BR/>*books appointment for tubal ligation*<BR/><BR/>NATIONS: <I> I do covet her ball chair, though.</I><BR/><BR/>You can’t have it because IT’S MINE!<BR/><BR/>Does its round shape remind you of the giant wheel of cheese I’m about to roll across the border and onto your front lawn?<BR/><BR/>Eh? DOES it?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89996993496404574162009-02-23T13:46:00.000-05:002009-02-23T13:46:00.000-05:00once again i can only thank god for possessing the...once again i can only thank god for possessing the sound judgement to SKIP this movie. what a shuddering pile of WANK. I do covet her ball chair, though. always wanted one ever since The Prisoner days. I would still beat up 2 for his. and his awesome nehru jacket. *lunges facefirst into a bowl of baked beans*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13742979863773704122009-02-23T13:26:00.000-05:002009-02-23T13:26:00.000-05:00Ah the fond memories of changing runny diapers.Ah the fond memories of changing runny diapers.Brettheadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09962592571393908971noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62787506626005133332009-02-23T12:57:00.000-05:002009-02-23T12:57:00.000-05:00RANDOM: For some reason, this happens to me every...RANDOM: <I> For some reason, this happens to me every Monday night. How did you know?</I><BR/><BR/>The chocolate syrup ring around your mouth gave you away.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: <I> That's the one.<BR/>Just like on Gaydar I got no messages when logging on here.</I><BR/><BR/>Someday your prince will come.<BR/>If it can happen for IVD it can happen for anyone!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81529039318295820002009-02-23T12:37:00.000-05:002009-02-23T12:37:00.000-05:00That's the one.Just like on Gaydar I got no messag...That's the one.<BR/><BR/>Just like on Gaydar I got no messages when logging on here.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26316084505524253102009-02-23T12:25:00.000-05:002009-02-23T12:25:00.000-05:00For some reason, this happens to me every Monday n...For some reason, this happens to me every Monday night. How did you know?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19386627870470192072009-02-23T12:11:00.000-05:002009-02-23T12:11:00.000-05:00BOXER: **hands MJ a seltzer and asks how she's fe...BOXER: <I> **hands MJ a seltzer and asks how she's feeling**</I><BR/><BR/>Nothing that a shot of Nervine between the toes can’t cure.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59062517837735662192009-02-23T12:07:00.000-05:002009-02-23T12:07:00.000-05:00**hands MJ a seltzer and asks how she's feeling****hands MJ a seltzer and asks how she's feeling**Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23398624636773086842009-02-23T11:56:00.000-05:002009-02-23T11:56:00.000-05:00FABULASTIC: Caviare breakfast could be an euphemi...FABULASTIC: <I> Caviare breakfast could be an euphemism for lesbian sex in the morning.</I><BR/><BR/>Less chance of rug burn than from carpet munching!<BR/><BR/><I>Baring this in mind,I have to say that I also love to squeeze a gigantic sausage shaped pillow in a splash of baked beans. In fact it's my second of May ritual for decades. (For the first of May I rather have tomato soup.)</I><BR/><BR/>May is also a great month for <A HREF="http://www.cheese-rolling.co.uk/" REL="nofollow">Cheese Rolling</A>.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: Using your Gaydar login, were you?<BR/><BR/>BEAST: <I> I will not build my hopes up for the Baked Beans Museum after the tragic Walnut World incident</I><BR/><BR/>We all remember when you were hospitalized during The Nutcracker.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10503088188883470462009-02-23T11:44:00.000-05:002009-02-23T11:44:00.000-05:00I will not build my hopes up for the Baked Beans M...I will not build my hopes up for the Baked Beans Museum after the tragic Walnut World incidentBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52099475200135629692009-02-23T11:41:00.000-05:002009-02-23T11:41:00.000-05:00Ooops wrong login. Sorry.CPOoops wrong login. Sorry.<BR/><BR/>CPCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22568441448937002172009-02-23T11:40:00.001-05:002009-02-23T11:40:00.001-05:00Ew no.All this sex and hideous activities combined...Ew no.<BR/><BR/>All this sex and hideous activities combined with food is a little too much for me.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48999079972452372552009-02-23T11:40:00.000-05:002009-02-23T11:40:00.000-05:00Caviare breakfast could be an euphemism for lesbia...Caviare breakfast could be an euphemism for lesbian sex in the morning.<BR/><BR/>Baring this in mind,I have to say that I also love to squeeze a gigantic sausage shaped pillow in a splash of baked beans. In fact it's my second of May ritual for decades. (For the first of May I rather have tomato soup.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87998294626629436312009-02-23T10:46:00.001-05:002009-02-23T10:46:00.001-05:00GEOFF: It's one of The Who's Sondheim numbers. Let...GEOFF: <I>It's one of The Who's Sondheim numbers. Let me outta here!</I><BR/><BR/>You’re free. You’re FREE! <BR/>And freedom tastes of reality.<BR/><BR/>GARFY: <I>Bloody awful film. Like a visual migraine with some good songs totally ruined. I'd rather watch baked beans coming off the production line.</I><BR/><BR/>I’d hoped you hadn’t already seen it so I could make you suffer through the clip.<BR/><BR/>Fancy a trip to the <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/cxeyer/" REL="nofollow">Baked Beans Museum</A> in Wales?<BR/><BR/>LEAH: <I>It may take me a lifetime to fully understand what I just watched.</I><BR/><BR/>The meaning becomes clear when you mix champagne and Nervine.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3393057038682899412009-02-23T10:46:00.000-05:002009-02-23T10:46:00.000-05:00KAZ: Well it's an improvement on Les and Cilla in ...KAZ: <I>Well it's an improvement on Les and Cilla in that bath of baked beans.</I><BR/><BR/>The beans weren’t half as orange as Cilla’s skin.<BR/><BR/><I>And what was Ollie doing there?</I><BR/><BR/>Probably trying to wrestle that bottle of champers away from Ann-Margret.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: <I>I'm afraid to see the end of it. Sploshing is not my thing, but Ann Margaret is fabulous though.</I><BR/><BR/>You prefer <A HREF="http://cakefarts.com/" REL="nofollow">cake farting</A> to sploshing, don’t you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43286178223884381602009-02-23T10:45:00.000-05:002009-02-23T10:45:00.000-05:00SCARLET: Roger Daltry lives down the road from me....SCARLET: <I>Roger Daltry lives down the road from me. No wonder the shop is always running out of beans. Tut.</I><BR/><BR/>Good point as Daltrey also was waist-high in a bathtub of baked beans on the cover of The Who’s <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/caahcv/" REL="nofollow">Sell Out</A> album.<BR/><BR/>And then there was their song off that album, entitled, <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/avygv3/" REL="nofollow">Heinz Baked Beans</A>…<BR/><BR/>One, two, three, four!<BR/>What's for tea, Mum?<BR/>What's for tea, darling?<BR/>Darling, I said "what's for tea?"<BR/>What's for tea, daughter?<BR/>Heinz baked beans.<BR/><BR/><BR/>No wonder the shop is out of beans indeed!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com