tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2772831063802775160..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Ascot InstructionsThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4475027988015974192011-11-16T04:32:47.452-05:002011-11-16T04:32:47.452-05:00MITZI: I've already forgotten what I was suppo...MITZI: I've already forgotten what I was supposed to remember about that.<br /><br />MAGO: Do you have a matching codpiece?<br /><br />DEEP BLUE: Did you forget to take your wake-up pills?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68969551582822474852011-11-15T20:56:04.082-05:002011-11-15T20:56:04.082-05:00Are there anymore pills left...
...I missed Wal...Are there anymore pills left...<br /><br /><br /><br />...I missed Wally's party! *pouts*DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78349535143350584812011-11-15T19:57:28.189-05:002011-11-15T19:57:28.189-05:00Halstücher sind geil!
Some also call it a Plastro...Halstücher sind geil! <br />Some also call it a Plastron. Best made of <a href="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seidentuch" rel="nofollow">silk</a> ... and there's always the <a href="http://www.krawatte-einfach-binden.com/windsor.php" rel="nofollow">Windsor</a>. I standardly have the half-Windsor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41716369632790553182011-11-15T17:20:51.916-05:002011-11-15T17:20:51.916-05:00Do excuse the "There" bit MJ, I haven...Do excuse the "There" bit MJ, I haven't been sleeping properly, and you know how people talk.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53294927593031580822011-11-15T15:16:05.173-05:002011-11-15T15:16:05.173-05:00MITZI: There have make over programmes over here i...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>There have make over programmes over here it's the staple of daytime television, they take a plain fat lass, give her new clothes, make up her hair and she comes out at the end of the programme looking like a plain fat lass wearing new clothes.</i><br /><br />Aaaaaaaaa!!!! CUT OFF THAT GINGER HAIR!!!<br /><br />Welcome back, Mitzi.<br /><br />You’ve been missed.<br /><br /><b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i>If it's good enough for Charles Nelson Reilly, it's good enough for me!!</i><br /><br />Words to live by!<br /><br />Charles Nelson Reilly sporting a red ascot, seen <a href="http://tinyurl.com/75qup6t/" rel="nofollow">here</a> on the Match Game with bonus footage of Jo Anne WORRRRRLEY!<br /><br /><b>COREYJO</b>: <i>Hmmm..? I rather like it when other Bitches are jealous of me. I'll have to strive to be first more often! HaHa!</i><br /><br />Jon’s had a few firsts too, you know, so you have competition.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75892074632699076972011-11-15T14:33:40.564-05:002011-11-15T14:33:40.564-05:00Hmmm..? I rather like it when other Bitches are je...Hmmm..? I rather like it when other Bitches are jealous of me. I'll have to strive to be first more often! HaHa!Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52435316733728385662011-11-15T14:15:05.505-05:002011-11-15T14:15:05.505-05:00If it's good enough for Charles Nelson Reilly,...If it's good enough for Charles Nelson Reilly, it's good enough for me!!Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-616177306202000412011-11-15T14:13:17.305-05:002011-11-15T14:13:17.305-05:00There have make over programmes over here it's...There have make over programmes over <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAbAIoIOL34&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PLBBA1430499D9BDED" rel="nofollow">here</a> it's the staple of daytime television, they take a plain fat lass, give her new clothes, make up her hair and she comes out at the end of the programme looking like a plain fat lass wearing new clothes.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34017933209527584062011-11-15T13:45:15.266-05:002011-11-15T13:45:15.266-05:00HEFF: Of course a modern day Jay Gatsby such as yo...<b>HEFF</b>: Of course a modern day Jay Gatsby such as yourself needn’t be told how to wear an ascot.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47707634274759761112011-11-15T13:37:31.684-05:002011-11-15T13:37:31.684-05:00It says "Instructions for AMERICANS" ??...It says "Instructions for AMERICANS" ???<br /><br />I somehow find that OFFENSIVE !!!Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23568778950153756702011-11-15T12:50:49.693-05:002011-11-15T12:50:49.693-05:00There is no prize for one's first "first&...There is no prize for one's first "first"...<br /><br />Only admiration or jealousy on the part of the other Bitches.<br /><br />Beating Von LX to first is the goal of many who step through these portals.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43495531666776552552011-11-15T12:35:12.606-05:002011-11-15T12:35:12.606-05:00You know von LX, I can't guarantee he did it h...You know von LX, I can't guarantee he did it himself. He was already in the Navy when I met him...sounds like him though, ties aren't his thing.Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1471602700123266872011-11-15T12:25:29.949-05:002011-11-15T12:25:29.949-05:00@ CoreyJo: I knew some who did that very thing. An...@ CoreyJo: I knew some who did that very thing. And worse, had someone else tie it for them!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59545730361585563782011-11-15T11:54:27.958-05:002011-11-15T11:54:27.958-05:00Yes, it's my first 'First' MJ. Do I ge...Yes, it's my first 'First' MJ. Do I get a special prize?<br /><br />@von LX→ My Sailor Sam was in for 5 years. He tied it the first time and hasn't untied it to this day.<br /><br /><br />*grumbles*<br />Damn it! I wanted to be Debonair. **hangs head and turns towards the vodka lounge**Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72770616749431861362011-11-15T10:50:51.967-05:002011-11-15T10:50:51.967-05:00COREYJO: Yay First!!
Is this your first “first?”
...<b>COREYJO</b>: <i>Yay First!!</i><br /><br />Is this your first “first?”<br /><br /><b>COREYJO</b>: <i>I always go with the Cordoba, it's the only one I don't forget. Didn't know I was being Debonair all this time. Can a girl be debonair?</i><br /><br />Not according to the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/7ruttv7/" rel="nofollow">world’s most trusted dictionaries</a>.<br /><br /><b>VON LX</b>: <i>Having flashbacks! Had to do this for four goddamn years!</i><br /><br />I’m inviting you to my next dinner party.<br /><br />I bet you’re a whizz at folding table napkins.<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>von LX- my dad was a 20 year man! He taught me how to do that back when hippie bandanas were the rage. I was cool, and at the same time squared off!<br />Not even the Playboy of the Western World wore an ascot. too gay. He was a greek fishermans cap kinda guy.</i><br /><br />*mumbles something about “Greek style.”*<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i>How would that swinging Robert Goulet tie it on, baby?</i><br /><br />In a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/bnr95lx/" rel="nofollow">swoonworthy</a> manner and preferably predating the Robert Goulet moustache.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>do-it-myself?<br />hardly.</i><br /><br />Of course not.<br /><br />You simply summon Max.<br /><br /><b>GEOFF</b>: <i>I like a casual out of shirt attitude. Wildly creative, a force of nature, rides like the wind.</i><br /><br />How rakish!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61475932187931580192011-11-15T09:47:23.213-05:002011-11-15T09:47:23.213-05:00I like a casual out of shirt attitude. Wildly crea...I like a casual out of shirt attitude. Wildly creative, a force of nature, rides like the wind.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56534744153040786872011-11-15T09:11:05.879-05:002011-11-15T09:11:05.879-05:00do-it-myself?
hardly.do-it-myself?<br /><br />hardly.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69506329291564685582011-11-15T08:28:28.612-05:002011-11-15T08:28:28.612-05:00How would that swinging Robert Goulet tie it on, b...How would that swinging Robert Goulet tie it on, baby?The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69851590132843340122011-11-15T08:22:16.758-05:002011-11-15T08:22:16.758-05:00von LX- my dad was a 20 year man! He taught me ho...von LX- my dad was a 20 year man! He taught me how to do that back when hippie bandanas were the rage. I was cool, and at the same time squared off!<br /><br />Not even the Playboy of the Western World wore an ascot. too gay. He was a greek fishermans cap kinda guy.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53352576645978732722011-11-15T07:43:32.651-05:002011-11-15T07:43:32.651-05:00Having flashbacks! Had to do this for four goddamn...Having flashbacks! Had to do <a href="http://nhseacadets.mainstream.net/how_to_neckerchief" rel="nofollow">this</a> for four goddamn years!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35659711814852682922011-11-15T07:04:13.573-05:002011-11-15T07:04:13.573-05:00I always go with the Cordoba, it's the only on...I always go with the Cordoba, it's the only one I don't forget. Didn't know I was being Debonair all this time. Can a girl be debonair?Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31633174528361694422011-11-15T07:01:21.106-05:002011-11-15T07:01:21.106-05:00Yay First!!Yay First!!Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.com