tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2772091220467517986..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Show Us Yer NipplesThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45633778250617254822012-01-18T00:17:22.134-05:002012-01-18T00:17:22.134-05:00BONEMAN: TOO LATE!!!
But I’m sure you’ll find me ...<b>BONEMAN</b>: TOO LATE!!!<br /><br />But I’m sure you’ll find me saying “It’sTitty Time!” thanks to you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59038357441142773262012-01-17T14:45:25.134-05:002012-01-17T14:45:25.134-05:00Know Your Knipples
or, am I too late?
(and THAT s...Know Your Knipples<br /><br />or, am I too late?<br />(and THAT sounds like the title to a Rocky and Bullwinkle show, doesn't it?<br /><br />Tune in tomorrow for:<br />KNOW YOUR KNIPPLES!<br />(or wait! Am I too Late?)<br /><br />...<br />ok, so, are there two sections?<br />girls: knocker's nipples.<br />boys: nellie's nipples.<br /><br />Guys aren't as interested in WHOSE they are, but rather WHY are they?<br />I came up with a thought about that. You need your nipples to get into heaven.<br />Now comes some guy up to the pearly gates and, as a smart ass his whole life, he had his chopped off and fed them to his dog.<br />St Pete: 'Scuse me, you need nipples to get in here.<br />Smartass: I fed them to my dog.<br />St Pete, well, then, it looks like your dog can get in here five and a half times.<br /><br />Obviously Ma never breast fed me. She always said she just liked me as a friend.<br /><br />I AM late, aren't I?<br />I can tell because there's usually a dog barking at me when I've hung around this long blathering on about whatever.<br /> <br />GUESS the BREAST<br /><br />maybe instead of a name for the contest, you need a warning on the page?<br />(DO NOT LICK YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN)<br /><br />Titty Time!<br /><br />I heard that extra small breast size in LA means you can park in the handicap zones<br /><br />If one of the nipples has small boxing gloves on, I'll make a guess.<br /><br />Chest Guessed<br /><br />Probably the worse line I ever used was, "I had a breast reduction. I'm really a lesbian in a man's body.<br />It did get me invited outside once.<br />And...special treat. As the hospital was nearby, the ambulance got to me in short time...<br /><br />Whose Rube's Boobs?<br /><br />Granny kept scratching her legs, so I finally asked her, "What are you scratching your knees, Granny?"<br />She replied, "Not scratching my knees. I have an itch on my breasts!"<br /><br /><br />Ma was a double cut <br />(all the girls suddenly shuddered) ...<br />For that, I could never figure out why she called it her bust.<br />Did she expect them to break?<br /><br />OK, I'm sure I've gone too far, and, well...that's how far I go.<br />So...<br />Let me just leave you with this thought.<br />I once knew a hermit named Dave.<br />He kept a dead whore in his cave.<br />She was moldy and green,<br />and smelled quite obscene...<br />but, just think of the money he saved.bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14547767520204294295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68088178250587578852012-01-15T21:02:29.383-05:002012-01-15T21:02:29.383-05:00BITCHES: After much deliberation and a couple of c...<b>BITCHES</b>: After much deliberation and a couple of cocktails, Mistress MJ has chosen a name for our nipple guessing game.<br /><br />We’re going with one of Princess’s choices…<br /><br /><b>“Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?”</b><br /><br />Thanks to everyone who put in their two cents worth.<br /><br />And a tip of the hat to Thombeau who suggested “Tit Bits.” “Tit Bits” will be the name of our upcoming new Nipple Gallery, i.e. a gallery of Infomaniac Bitchs bosoms, similar to our <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2mellz/" rel="nofollow">Gallery of Alluring Arses</a>.<br /><br />And as Mr. LX said, “Thanks for the mammaries!”<br /><br />We'll play "Whose Nipple Is It Anyway" soon!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68839737149504025212012-01-15T20:37:15.057-05:002012-01-15T20:37:15.057-05:00Richard.Richard.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7313282701390329312012-01-15T15:18:36.287-05:002012-01-15T15:18:36.287-05:00Titty Titty Gang Bang.Titty Titty Gang Bang.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53605582741422264372012-01-15T15:02:56.291-05:002012-01-15T15:02:56.291-05:00Tit Bits!Tit Bits!Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17158668493670670442012-01-15T14:00:58.825-05:002012-01-15T14:00:58.825-05:00Nipples - a hard question!
Tüüt-tüüt - press the b...Nipples - a hard question!<br />Tüüt-tüüt - press the button<br />Nibble Class of '67<br />Nibble stories - where nurses blush<br />Nibbleton - ointment de luxe<br />Tinker Taylor Nibbler Spy<br />What the Nibble knows<br />The Big Book of Nibbles<br />Tassle collecting: Tricks and tradesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89133412876948430642012-01-15T13:37:18.987-05:002012-01-15T13:37:18.987-05:00Tatie le Téton
Tonton la Tétine
Pressons le mamelo...Tatie le Téton<br />Tonton la Tétine<br />Pressons le mamelon<br />Pincez le néné<br /><br /><br />OMG this is fun!DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40705981378360397022012-01-15T13:25:46.553-05:002012-01-15T13:25:46.553-05:00Name the nipple? - Fred?
Find the nippler!
The Fi...Name the nipple? - Fred?<br /><br />Find the nippler!<br />The Fine Art of Nippling<br />Read Rate Rock the Nipple<br />Do the Mamilla!<br />Masters of Mamilla<br />What the corymbus tells ...<br />Nipples of the World<br />SchlünzAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32955299657107051202012-01-15T10:31:38.585-05:002012-01-15T10:31:38.585-05:00I have sent mine. My husband tells me that it is p...I have sent mine. My husband tells me that it is perfectly wonderful.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27461052560746165052012-01-15T10:28:26.643-05:002012-01-15T10:28:26.643-05:00Inspired by our beloved Empress, I'd like to p...Inspired by our beloved Empress, I'd like to propose "Trick or Tits" or in the same vein, "Tits or Treat"...<br /><br /><br />NOw I'm in the mood for some pumpkin cheesecake....<br /><br /><br />Oh no! I said it, didn't I?Huggy Jonhttp://deepbluej69.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2176745968745564202012-01-15T10:22:33.046-05:002012-01-15T10:22:33.046-05:00Nipple, Nipple - who's got the nipple?Nipple, Nipple - who's got the nipple?The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47041889365490526922012-01-15T09:25:17.217-05:002012-01-15T09:25:17.217-05:00"Tits R Us""Tits R Us"TBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73855600216123826852012-01-15T05:55:18.030-05:002012-01-15T05:55:18.030-05:00LX: Maybe...
I’ll take that as a yes.
HUGGY JON:...<b>LX</b>: <i>Maybe...</i><br /><br />I’ll take that as a yes.<br /><br /><b>HUGGY JON</b>: <i>First!<br />And I'm sound asleep!</i><br /><br />Judging by the number of “Yay! First’s!” that he’s missed, I’d say that LX is asleep too.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Oh hai Mr Lax, Huggy Jon,<br />How about "Nifty Nips" or "Who's nipple is it anyway?"</i><br /><br />“Whose Nipple is it Anyway” has a certain ring to it that pleases Mistress MJ.<br /><br />As does the nickname “Huggy Jon.”<br /><br /><b>MEAN DIRTY PIRATE</b>: <i>I'm readying my nipple for it's close-up.<br />Hmm, how about "Teat Meet", or "Mammary Match".</i><br /><br />Good suggestions!<br /><br />I’d love to know what readying your nipple involves.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>My Dear Mistress,<br />Despite all attempts to persuade... The Empress has asked me to convey to you that she is quite happy with her nipples tucked in and warmly residing in the top of her knickers thank you very much. She said to thank you for your kind offer but she is not prepared to<br />get them out for anyone.... Not even you Darling MJ.<br />Kisses From The Empress... Mwah<br />*scratching head*<br />Personally... I cannot understand her reluctance...<br />The empress has however proffered a suggestion of a name for your little parlour game... How does<br />"Tricky Tits" sound to you?</i><br /><br />It is obvious that you come from a very creative household.<br /><br />Please give The Empress my regards and thank her for the catchy title.<br /><br /><b>LX</b>: <i>"Thanks For The Mammaries!"</i><br /><br />Ha!!!<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>I'll have to gild mine first. Might take a while to dry.</i><br /><br />Jason and the Golden Nipples.<br /><br />The legend lives on.<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>I'll just plug in the vodka fountain and wait, if you don't mind.<br />Oh hai LX and Princess!</i><br /><br />How can I argue with the keeper of the vodka fountain?<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>been there, done that.</i><br /><br />And don’t we <a href="http://tinyurl.com/7nbg326/" rel="nofollow">know it</a>!<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I will think about it.<br />I'm sure I can knock up a convincing pair of nipple like objects from paper mache, sausage meat and a couple of strawberries.</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ will accept no substitutes.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40068552355556424592012-01-15T02:14:14.884-05:002012-01-15T02:14:14.884-05:00I will think about it.
I'm sure I can knock up...I will think about it.<br />I'm sure I can knock up a convincing pair of nipple like objects from paper mache, sausage meat and a couple of strawberries. <br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56082832314965493132012-01-14T23:13:31.867-05:002012-01-14T23:13:31.867-05:00been there, done that.been there, done that.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9470285845474588182012-01-14T23:08:38.204-05:002012-01-14T23:08:38.204-05:00I'll just plug in the vodka fountain and wait,...I'll just plug in the vodka fountain and wait, if you don't mind.<br /><br />Oh hai LX and Princess!Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19187092139752184292012-01-14T22:13:44.761-05:002012-01-14T22:13:44.761-05:00I'll have to gild mine first. Might take a whi...I'll have to gild mine first. Might take a while to dry.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70757379342551100782012-01-14T22:01:02.987-05:002012-01-14T22:01:02.987-05:00"Thanks For The Mammaries!""Thanks For The Mammaries!"LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44364740742954801382012-01-14T21:57:53.751-05:002012-01-14T21:57:53.751-05:00My Dear Mistress,
Despite all attempts to persuad...My Dear Mistress,<br /><br />Despite all attempts to persuade... The Empress has asked me to convey to you that she is quite happy with her nipples tucked in and warmly residing in the top of her knickers thank you very much. She said to thank you for your kind offer but she is not prepared to get them out for anyone.... Not even you Darling MJ.<br />Kisses From The Empress... Mwah<br /><br />*scratching head*<br /><br />Personally... I cannot understand her reluctance...<br /><br />The empress has however proffered a suggestion of a name for your little parlour game... How does<br />"Tricky Tits" sound to you?Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53031886774483839332012-01-14T21:37:25.592-05:002012-01-14T21:37:25.592-05:00I'm readying my nipple for it's close-up.
...I'm readying my nipple for it's close-up.<br /><br />Hmm, how about "Teat Meet", or "Mammary Match".ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56731640166341736432012-01-14T21:25:15.942-05:002012-01-14T21:25:15.942-05:00Oh hai Mr Lax, Huggy Jon,
How about "Nifty N...Oh hai Mr Lax, Huggy Jon,<br /><br />How about "Nifty Nips" or "Who's nipple is it anyway?"Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53912569471702594812012-01-14T21:22:26.271-05:002012-01-14T21:22:26.271-05:00First!
And I'm sound asleep!First!<br /><br />And I'm sound asleep!DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52309534464904299202012-01-14T21:19:22.444-05:002012-01-14T21:19:22.444-05:00Maybe...Maybe...LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com