tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2589642441243732893..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Men Who Pee Sitting DownThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65174188913068265082007-06-12T15:42:00.000-04:002007-06-12T15:42:00.000-04:00oh my god! this explains so much! my boyfriend pee...oh my god! this explains so much! my boyfriend pees sitting & it is just soo strange! his father is german so that explains it. God they're a controlling bunch :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85744446764222752552007-04-11T11:15:00.000-04:002007-04-11T11:15:00.000-04:00Either sit down, or piss off elsewhere!Either sit down, or piss off elsewhere!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63558404207082686182007-03-08T10:34:00.000-05:002007-03-08T10:34:00.000-05:00RICH: If you sprinkle When you tinkle Please be ne...RICH: <BR/>If you sprinkle <BR/>When you tinkle <BR/>Please be neat <BR/>and Wipe the seat.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9452697891384262032007-03-08T10:23:00.000-05:002007-03-08T10:23:00.000-05:00How about men who pee on the seat and don't clean ...How about men who pee on the seat and don't clean up. We have one of those guys in our office. I likes to leave his mark whever he pee'sNeponset River Bridge Dighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11075298141941291648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16059349453987398782007-03-07T11:24:00.000-05:002007-03-07T11:24:00.000-05:00Yes good old German Engineering.You forgot the Gen...Yes good old German Engineering.<BR/>You forgot the Gentlemen's mandatory peeing in the snow (or lake) whilst standing joke..<BR/><BR/>"Man this snow/water is sure cold...<BR/>and deep!"Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29380347239686253422007-03-07T02:26:00.000-05:002007-03-07T02:26:00.000-05:00Well, gosh darn dangit!Well, gosh darn dangit!Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42654905135368853552007-03-07T00:59:00.000-05:002007-03-07T00:59:00.000-05:00KNUDSEN: I'm taking the piss all right and don't t...KNUDSEN: I'm taking the piss all right and don't turn your back or I'll piss in your beer.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33843863719965918812007-03-07T00:39:00.000-05:002007-03-07T00:39:00.000-05:00Piss off you old cuntwhat else is an old cunt goin...<I>Piss off you old cunt</I><BR/><BR/>what else is an old cunt going to do? are you taking the piss?Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9541564747928698612007-03-07T00:34:00.000-05:002007-03-07T00:34:00.000-05:00EDDIE: You're too posh to pish.EDDIE: You're too posh to pish.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6372172919600513722007-03-07T00:13:00.000-05:002007-03-07T00:13:00.000-05:00I usually go before I get up in the morning but on...I usually go before I get up in the morning but on the rare occasion that I get caught short during the day, it's the kitchen sink for me providing Mrs. Waring has done the dishes (I'm not an animal). Failing that, I keep an empty 32 ounce gatorade bottle by the side of my chair. This is the only valid reason for sitting down to pish, being too fuckin lazy to get up.Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56321752963067230592007-03-06T22:59:00.000-05:002007-03-06T22:59:00.000-05:00WW: The tidiest, most organized people I know are ...WW: The tidiest, most organized people I know are all Germans. But I don’t want them regimenting my freestyle peestyle.<BR/><BR/>Tickers: You pee in the wash basin?<BR/><BR/>You filthy cunt.<BR/><BR/>FN: I’m sure all the men who read this blog have balls big enough to fear dropping them in the water. <BR/><BR/>Except SID.<BR/><BR/>Pink: Now you know.<BR/><BR/>Awa: They’d just think it was raining.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67878792090769540742007-03-06T22:30:00.000-05:002007-03-06T22:30:00.000-05:00Another mad case of too much time on their hands f...Another mad case of too much time on their hands for those mothers. Someone should pee on their leg....standing up.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46291966160629511482007-03-06T22:10:00.001-05:002007-03-06T22:10:00.001-05:00lovely piece of information, mj. very informative....lovely piece of information, mj. very informative. i've always wanted to know more about peeing standing up and sitting down.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84763155531972743032007-03-06T22:10:00.000-05:002007-03-06T22:10:00.000-05:00oh lordy.not even my 2 year old grandson sits down...oh lordy.<BR/>not even my 2 year old grandson sits down to pee. please. what's wrong with germans? aren't they happy unless they're oppressing someone needlessly?<BR/> no, really. i'm married to one. whats the deal?<BR/>and if you were a guy wouldn't you risk dabbling your regions in the water? that'd be a shock in the middle of the night.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35277058912221709212007-03-06T19:54:00.000-05:002007-03-06T19:54:00.000-05:00If I haven't been pleasured recenty I can piss sta...If I haven't been pleasured recenty I can piss standing up with pin sharp accuracy. However, I usually sit to pee as I'm lazy. I only stand at a urinal or the wash hand basin.<BR/><BR/>You now have the excess of information you required.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73823760520814044832007-03-06T17:58:00.000-05:002007-03-06T17:58:00.000-05:00Only the Germans would come up with something like...Only the Germans would come up with something like this. Good aim equals cleanliness, even with the toilet seat down.<BR/><BR/>Now the Dutch, they ARE smart...WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80405556909604415712007-03-06T17:34:00.000-05:002007-03-06T17:34:00.000-05:00IDV: We can't all work magic like you.KNUDSEN: Pis...IDV: We can't all work magic like you.<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: Piss off you old cunt.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27247869249457153142007-03-06T15:50:00.000-05:002007-03-06T15:50:00.000-05:00I didn't fight the japs at the Bulge to be told ho...I didn't fight the japs at the Bulge to be told how to pee. Who sits doon to pee? weemen thats who, who doesn't have massive balls to avoid pissing over? weemen thats who. <BR/>Put weemen on those pills for bladder infections that turn yer pee red and you'll soon see that men don't just make the messes.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19221041308360583522007-03-06T14:56:00.000-05:002007-03-06T14:56:00.000-05:00How barbaric!I simply translocate the contents of ...How barbaric!<BR/><BR/>I simply translocate the contents of my bladder into the wc.<BR/><BR/>Job done. No mess.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3378633795140871002007-03-06T13:00:00.000-05:002007-03-06T13:00:00.000-05:00SID: Almost as clever as the Pissgoal.SID: Almost as clever as the <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/394baj/" REL="nofollow">Pissgoal</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89636922535088158462007-03-06T12:40:00.000-05:002007-03-06T12:40:00.000-05:00The toilets in Schiphol (or whatever its called) a...The toilets in Schiphol (or whatever its called) airport in Amsterdam have painted a little fly on men's urinals for target practice.<BR/><BR/>Hardly any pee hits the ground.<BR/><BR/>Clever Dutch fuckersS.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41823510044493271322007-03-06T10:04:00.000-05:002007-03-06T10:04:00.000-05:00KAZ: If you’ve tried peeing behind a tree, please ...KAZ: If you’ve tried peeing behind a tree, please return for tomorrow’s discussion.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: I had no idea that male peeing was so fraught with danger.<BR/><BR/>CONNIE: Wasted? In other words, you sit down to pee most of the time.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47783914952169034232007-03-06T09:20:00.000-05:002007-03-06T09:20:00.000-05:00I stand up unless I'm wasted or I get up during th...I stand up unless I'm wasted or I get up during the night.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73584391993678628502007-03-06T08:29:00.000-05:002007-03-06T08:29:00.000-05:00Standing up is more fun but you sometimes piss dow...Standing up is more fun but you sometimes piss down the front of your trousers.<BR/><BR/>Sitting down is no fun and you sometimes piss through the gap between the seat and the toilet.<BR/><BR/>I prefer the standing up method unless I'm wearing my zoot suit.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46427179213903325272007-03-06T03:57:00.000-05:002007-03-06T03:57:00.000-05:00The mothers in MAPSU are just jealous because they...The mothers in MAPSU are just jealous because they can't pee behind a tree.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.com