tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2328860270742319724..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Crafty BitchesThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69055871065561034942008-08-01T01:46:00.000-04:002008-08-01T01:46:00.000-04:00HONK: Can't you just reach in and give them a good...HONK: Can't you just reach in and give them a good scratch?<BR/><BR/>MUTLEY: This is not Las Vegas, you know.<BR/><BR/>We don't need to Disnefy our knitting projects.<BR/><BR/>DINAH: Looking at the kid is a good method of birth control.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19744450519149787642008-07-31T16:41:00.000-04:002008-07-31T16:41:00.000-04:00That pumpkin child is terrifying.That pumpkin child is terrifying.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44658804053608154852008-07-31T16:27:00.000-04:002008-07-31T16:27:00.000-04:00I have just found me needles!! I shall be knittin...I have just found me needles!! I shall be knitting a life size replica of the Eiffel tower....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74122967219265431752008-07-31T13:21:00.000-04:002008-07-31T13:21:00.000-04:00OMG I have an itch that I wont talk about in polit...OMG I have an itch that I wont talk about in polite society...so since I am here not there....will someone let me borrow their pencil so I can give the nads a good hard scratchin?honkeiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03517190745892738872noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41592886283459714712008-07-30T18:37:00.000-04:002008-07-30T18:37:00.000-04:00MYTOES: The pumpkin probably took the usual nine m...MYTOES: The pumpkin probably took the usual nine months.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: Cake?<BR/><BR/>You're a glutton for punishment.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: I'll NEVER get the stench out of this blog at this rate!<BR/><BR/>*sprays room deodorizer liberally*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41036774489000880832008-07-30T18:16:00.000-04:002008-07-30T18:16:00.000-04:00*sneaks into comment room, rips a big fart and run...*sneaks into comment room, rips a big fart and runs away laughting hystericaly*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2274110756294786702008-07-30T17:10:00.000-04:002008-07-30T17:10:00.000-04:00It's ok, MJ. A nice piece of chocolate cake should...It's ok, MJ. A nice piece of chocolate cake should fix everything.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44896884077304669262008-07-30T15:19:00.000-04:002008-07-30T15:19:00.000-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21379177854479690672008-07-30T15:13:00.000-04:002008-07-30T15:13:00.000-04:00HEFF: Do you have a gigantic Elephant-Man-sized he...HEFF: Do you have a gigantic Elephant-Man-sized head?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14065545166218736492008-07-30T14:59:00.000-04:002008-07-30T14:59:00.000-04:00I'll take some breast pillows in Double D, Please....I'll take some breast pillows in Double D, Please....Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81226196225517355702008-07-30T12:41:00.000-04:002008-07-30T12:41:00.000-04:00BOXER: I'll have to knit you a new pair of fists.V...BOXER: I'll have to knit you a new pair of fists.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: That's right, Nancy.<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: Did you see the blueish purplish bush on yesterdays' posting?<BR/><BR/>It's yours if Beast or Matt will give up theirs.<BR/><BR/>It'll take a lot of Woolite to launder it though after those two are through with it.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59074395075579135602008-07-30T12:35:00.000-04:002008-07-30T12:35:00.000-04:00Wow, there are some talented tools, ummm...I mean ...Wow, there are some talented tools, ummm...I mean knitters on this here blog. I gotta get me one of those boobie pillows to go with my knitted uterus. Now all I need is a knitted bush.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62680453109495860422008-07-30T12:18:00.000-04:002008-07-30T12:18:00.000-04:00i guess its better than "going on my mary way"...i guess its better than "going on my mary way"...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50611528612256003532008-07-30T11:40:00.000-04:002008-07-30T11:40:00.000-04:00I'm pretty ashamed about the 4th place too.**sobs*...I'm pretty ashamed about the 4th place too.<BR/><BR/>**sobs** and tries to use actually use the knitted boxing gloves.. hurts hand.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38441723107277461832008-07-30T11:37:00.000-04:002008-07-30T11:37:00.000-04:00CATSCRATCH: Okay, we hear you.YOU LOVE THE PANTIES...CATSCRATCH: Okay, we hear you.<BR/><BR/>YOU LOVE THE PANTIES!!!!!<BR/><BR/>Keep your panties on.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38183784794667578152008-07-30T11:29:00.000-04:002008-07-30T11:29:00.000-04:00I LOVE THE PANTIES!!!!!I LOVE THE PANTIES!!!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2173398379439851892008-07-30T11:22:00.000-04:002008-07-30T11:22:00.000-04:00DAISY: Easy on the brown acid.LEAH: Amigurumi?You'...DAISY: Easy on the brown acid.<BR/><BR/>LEAH: Amigurumi?<BR/><BR/>You're a Little Miss Pervy Pants, aren't you?<BR/><BR/>XL: 15th?<BR/><BR/>You've lost your mojo.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80237397108326284372008-07-30T10:44:00.000-04:002008-07-30T10:44:00.000-04:00"Yay! 15th!"I am concerned that the kitty may have..."Yay! 15th!"<BR/><BR/>I am concerned that the kitty may have used one of her lives dying of embarrassment.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9785813611736736622008-07-30T08:21:00.000-04:002008-07-30T08:21:00.000-04:00Well all this has left me with a brain fever for s...Well all this has left me with a brain fever for some x-rated amigurumi...Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72612521190632260012008-07-30T08:03:00.000-04:002008-07-30T08:03:00.000-04:00thank god the knitting is over...i was having flas...thank god the knitting is over...i was having flash backs...and not good ones....Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64422920501119594792008-07-30T07:29:00.000-04:002008-07-30T07:29:00.000-04:00GARFY: Do you have to beat off the women when you ...GARFY: Do you have to beat off the women when you go down to the pub?<BR/><BR/>KAZ: My beauty secrets will be revealed in a future posting.<BR/><BR/>Oh what the hell, here’s one.<BR/><BR/>To keep your lip colour from smearing whilst giving a blowjob, fill in your lips with lip liner instead of lipstick.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: I’m going to have to put my blog in quarantine as you’ve been getting a case of the vapors all week here.<BR/><BR/>MAGO: The macramé is Inner Voices fault.<BR/><BR/>He was told to knit but as usual he went his own merry way.<BR/><BR/>Voices is a knotty boy.<BR/><BR/>BETTY: Wait ‘til Kate Moss wears them at Glastonbury.<BR/><BR/>Everyone will want woolen pants.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79521529627857502552008-07-30T07:28:00.000-04:002008-07-30T07:28:00.000-04:00VOICES: Look what you’ve done.You’ve scared off XL...VOICES: Look what you’ve done.<BR/><BR/>You’ve scared off XL with your manic firstness.<BR/><BR/>EROS: Gloryhole hood? <BR/><BR/>You do realize it was meant as a gift for ME, don’t you?<BR/><BR/>I thought someone just thought I was homely and wanted to put a bag over my head.<BR/><BR/>Do you really think Beast is responsible for knitting it?<BR/><BR/>I’m sure there’s been some mistake.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: That bikini looks suspiciously like Mr. Frobisher's.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: Took you long enough to get here.<BR/><BR/>Fourth. Pffft.<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: Your gurlyboys took up knitting, did they, and left you scratching your head?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2436711827963153872008-07-30T06:19:00.000-04:002008-07-30T06:19:00.000-04:00I can't get over wondering if those woollen pants ...I can't get over wondering if those woollen pants have cotton gussets or not. Not very fresh or comfortable, particularly at this time of year.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38387629244341675972008-07-30T05:04:00.000-04:002008-07-30T05:04:00.000-04:00Macramee is just godawful! Makes me shiver ... mac...Macramee is just godawful! Makes me shiver ... macramee-owls with flokati rugs, and cheap red, inagaddadavida ...<BR/>Happy birthday Tony.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33297035749731137592008-07-30T04:35:00.000-04:002008-07-30T04:35:00.000-04:00I just can't get past the cat in the crochet bikin...I just can't get past the cat in the crochet bikini...Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.com