tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1680993721456519416..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Frank and BeansThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53417108907996084232008-01-22T20:56:00.000-05:002008-01-22T20:56:00.000-05:00elasticated waist......no problems eh...elasticated waist......no problems eh...Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58813541945812162462008-01-22T16:43:00.000-05:002008-01-22T16:43:00.000-05:00Never been around for such an incident. Would pro...Never been around for such an incident. Would probably offer to kiss and make it better, as long as the injured was attractive and outside the bounds of consanguinuity.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46671077571106339852008-01-22T15:05:00.000-05:002008-01-22T15:05:00.000-05:00Who is frank and why is he crying?Who is frank and why is he crying?Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03880108077729502539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50997006910158695252008-01-22T14:33:00.000-05:002008-01-22T14:33:00.000-05:00yup. "What do you do?"collapse in hysterics is wha...yup. "What do you do?"<BR/>collapse in hysterics is what I do!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49658604551026607442008-01-22T14:14:00.000-05:002008-01-22T14:14:00.000-05:00hell i didn't know there were instructions...i jus...hell i didn't know there were instructions...i just stood there laughing at my son...well until i fell over holding my sides...it was funny!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41278058915541120982008-01-22T13:49:00.000-05:002008-01-22T13:49:00.000-05:00It sneaked up my trouser leg (the tick, not the sh...It sneaked up my trouser leg (the tick, not the sheep).<BR/><BR/>And no, I wasn't wearing lederhosen.<BR/><BR/>We've seen photos of SID in shorts. Not a pretty sight.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19687186497876810342008-01-22T13:03:00.000-05:002008-01-22T13:03:00.000-05:00Garfer meant sheep dick.And he has moved onto butt...Garfer meant sheep dick.<BR/><BR/>And he has moved onto buttons having successfully got the hang of velcro.<BR/><BR/>Well done Garfy!<BR/><BR/>What do you do MJ,you must have a lot of experience?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-776811152703593132008-01-22T12:12:00.000-05:002008-01-22T12:12:00.000-05:00What was your todger doing that near to a sheep? (...What was your todger doing that near to a sheep? (As if we don't already know)<BR/><BR/>Did you at least buy the sheep dinner and call her the next day?Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272618947639490018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73709791837163029162008-01-22T11:23:00.000-05:002008-01-22T11:23:00.000-05:00Strictly button ups for me.A sheep tick did attach...Strictly button ups for me.<BR/><BR/>A sheep tick did attach itself to my todger once. Most unpleasant.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20925947735963601382008-01-22T09:49:00.000-05:002008-01-22T09:49:00.000-05:00Mine's not long enough to reach the 'danger zone'Mine's not long enough to reach the 'danger zone'Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03272618947639490018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76105712519038840092008-01-22T09:47:00.000-05:002008-01-22T09:47:00.000-05:00No. I said 'Struts away full of macho bravado'Ste...No. I said 'Struts away full of macho bravado'<BR/><BR/>Steve - Are you sure it wasn't you high heels that were caught in the escalator?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38192788523630908662008-01-22T09:35:00.000-05:002008-01-22T09:35:00.000-05:00Got mine caught in an escalator once, that was pai...Got mine caught in an escalator once, that was painful and rather embarrassing too!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77023611548277712932008-01-22T09:24:00.000-05:002008-01-22T09:24:00.000-05:00NO! Pfft!Zippers are made out of brass and they ar...NO! Pfft!<BR/>Zippers are made out of brass and they are no match for Steel.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77711304276489357122008-01-22T09:23:00.000-05:002008-01-22T09:23:00.000-05:00TICKERS: Free willy!PIGGY: Did you say flounces?Or...TICKERS: Free willy!<BR/><BR/>PIGGY: Did you say flounces?<BR/><BR/>Or swishes?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62007971077233317142008-01-22T08:53:00.000-05:002008-01-22T08:53:00.000-05:00Some have it lucky - those with their wee mans hoo...Some have it lucky - those with their wee mans hood still intact.<BR/><BR/>When it happens to 'cut' men, it's even more painful.<BR/><BR/>I know this fact.<BR/><BR/>*winces*<BR/><BR/>I said 'winces', not 'minces'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6547718754300343402008-01-22T08:04:00.000-05:002008-01-22T08:04:00.000-05:00I act like a man and just rip it free.I act like a man and just rip it free.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79318752976896017432008-01-22T07:50:00.000-05:002008-01-22T07:50:00.000-05:00IVD: I’m sure it happens to your punters as they h...IVD: I’m sure it happens to your punters as they hurriedly unzip when they see you approaching the docks.<BR/><BR/>CONNIE: Show us your battle wound.<BR/><BR/>PIGGY: It’s one of the drawbacks (besides skidmarks) of your deviant pantless lifestyle.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39669252652456097772008-01-22T05:39:00.000-05:002008-01-22T05:39:00.000-05:00Have you or a loved one ever got your frank and/or...Have you or a loved one ever got your frank and/or beans stuck in a zipper?<BR/><BR/>YES<BR/><BR/>What to do if this happens to you?<BR/><BR/>HOLD BACK TEARSAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62890403048213145132008-01-22T03:53:00.000-05:002008-01-22T03:53:00.000-05:00Yes it's happened to me and I've got the scar to p...Yes it's happened to me and I've got the scar to prove it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57165572543453796772008-01-22T01:44:00.000-05:002008-01-22T01:44:00.000-05:00Good heavens! It seems one should work in an OR t...Good heavens! It seems one should work in an OR to follow those instructions. And have a team of nurses on standby.<BR/><BR/>Still, what do I care. It's never happened to me.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.com