tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1573178833152243143..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Public Service Announcement #11The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88897311017533760602011-03-27T02:12:40.140-04:002011-03-27T02:12:40.140-04:00PRINCESS: Oh to have someone rifle through my draw...<b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Oh to have someone rifle through my draws... I lay for hours at night awaiting... in exquisite anticipation...</i><br /><br />Do you shiver with antici... pation?<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>the only crime here is that i'm <br />not in the middle of that bed.</i><br /><br />Get the cuffs!<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>What's he doing?<br />Looks like he's already found the jewels...</i><br /><br />He’ll be giving them a good polishing in a minute.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>By the look of the masks on the wall I'd say they're "Theatrical" types...</i><br /><br />Well, we know what <i>they’re</i> like.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>I'd be so lucky.<br />My drawers remain unrifled.<br />Humpf.<br />Princess, is it cocktail hour yet?</i><br /><br />See my response to Princess.<br /><br /><b>KAPI</b>: <i>I thought a Night Stand was, erm, something else.</i><br /><br />Are you confusing your numerous ONE night stands with bedside tables?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>it must be after 5 in the world somewhere Roses...</i><br /><br />It’s ALWAYS happy hour here on Infomaniac.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80214917908391451062011-03-26T19:14:53.525-04:002011-03-26T19:14:53.525-04:00it must be after 5 in the world somewhere Roses......it must be after 5 in the world somewhere Roses...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79155280304400672732011-03-26T18:14:44.490-04:002011-03-26T18:14:44.490-04:00I thought a Night Stand was, erm, something else.I thought a Night Stand was, erm, something else.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48710894663708084372011-03-26T11:52:00.364-04:002011-03-26T11:52:00.364-04:00I'd be so lucky.
My drawers remain unrifled.
...I'd be so lucky.<br /><br />My drawers remain unrifled.<br /><br />Humpf.<br /><br />Princess, is it cocktail hour yet?Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15438075852869966952011-03-26T11:33:44.466-04:002011-03-26T11:33:44.466-04:00By the look of the masks on the wall I'd say t...By the look of the masks on the wall I'd say they're "Theatrical" types...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68090813715886746112011-03-26T10:00:32.262-04:002011-03-26T10:00:32.262-04:00What's he doing?
Looks like he's already f...What's he doing?<br />Looks like he's already found the jewels...designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88339718900850799362011-03-26T09:40:20.023-04:002011-03-26T09:40:20.023-04:00the only crime here is that i'm
not in the mi...the only crime here is that i'm <br />not in the middle of that bed.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21824398019862139282011-03-26T08:23:28.501-04:002011-03-26T08:23:28.501-04:00Oh to have someone rifle through my draws... I lay...Oh to have someone rifle through my draws... I lay for hours at night awaiting... in exquisite anticipation...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76509423166892491662011-03-26T05:46:03.689-04:002011-03-26T05:46:03.689-04:00XL: The pillows are expertly fluffed!
The fact th...<b>XL</b>: <i>The pillows are expertly fluffed!</i><br /><br />The fact that you notice such things is why you maintain the title “Official Infomaniac Pillow Fluffer.”<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I take it that Mr XL stuffs his valuables between two large pillows then?</i><br /><br />Two DIRTY pillows, Miss Scarlet.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91157401288471925452011-03-26T05:42:30.304-04:002011-03-26T05:42:30.304-04:00I take it that Mr XL stuffs his valuables between ...I take it that Mr XL stuffs his valuables between two large pillows then?<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9264040392455282582011-03-26T05:33:12.217-04:002011-03-26T05:33:12.217-04:00The pillows are expertly fluffed!The pillows are expertly fluffed!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23493805068411284752011-03-26T05:18:37.341-04:002011-03-26T05:18:37.341-04:00KEVIN: (hissed a la Derrick) How very dare you!
M...<b>KEVIN</b>: <i>(hissed a la Derrick) How very dare you!</i><br /><br />My mistake.<br /><br />You keep your valuables in your gentleman’s sponge bag.<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>I have sentimental jewelry; none of it is of great value but I'd be sorry to wake up and find any of it missing. <br />It's unlikely; I don't have any gentlemen callers nowadays.<br />(nor do I want them)</i><br /><br />Where do you keep your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5s53et8/" rel="nofollow">tiara</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83569424995732005352011-03-26T05:00:04.204-04:002011-03-26T05:00:04.204-04:00I have sentimental jewelry; none of it is of great...I have sentimental jewelry; none of it is of great value but I'd be sorry to wake up and find any of it missing. <br /><br />It's unlikely; I don't have any gentlemen callers nowadays.<br /><br />(nor do I want them)Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42960455839587233962011-03-26T04:59:26.571-04:002011-03-26T04:59:26.571-04:00(hissed a la Derrick) How very dare you!(hissed a la Derrick) How very dare you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2651276730092419852011-03-26T04:58:13.728-04:002011-03-26T04:58:13.728-04:00SCARLET: FIRST!!!!
But I always keep my valuables ...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>FIRST!!!!<br />But I always keep my valuables in my drawers...</i><br /><br />Where ANYONE can just reach in and grab them?<br /><br /><b>KEVIN</b>: <i> This is true.<br />I keep my valuables in a safety deposit box. At home, I keep them in an ultra safe space...my bootyhole.</i><br /><br />Your bootyhole?<br /><br />See my response to Miss Scarlet.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i> But where should we keep our valuables? Where?!<br />Not that I care what the answer is as I don't have any valuables, anyway.</i><br /><br />In your case, I would suggest keeping your valuables attached to your used and broken loofah/body mop/nylon netting shower pom pom on a string <a href="http://tinyurl.com/4a5qj8w/" rel="nofollow">thingamie</a>.<br /><br />No one is desperate enough to touch THAT.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40199842247616301402011-03-26T04:44:57.193-04:002011-03-26T04:44:57.193-04:00But where should we keep our valuables? Where?!
...But where should we keep our valuables? Where?!<br /><br /><br />Not that I care what the answer is as I don't have any valuables, anyway.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4065568447137605072011-03-26T04:38:03.502-04:002011-03-26T04:38:03.502-04:00This is true.
I keep my valuables in a safety dep...This is true.<br /><br />I keep my valuables in a safety deposit box. At home, I keep them in an ultra safe space...my bootyhole.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12311889143554458742011-03-26T04:14:21.834-04:002011-03-26T04:14:21.834-04:00But I always keep my valuables in my drawers...
Sx...But I always keep my valuables in my drawers...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61157832586076545892011-03-26T04:12:46.106-04:002011-03-26T04:12:46.106-04:00FIRST!!!!
SXFIRST!!!!<br />SXMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.com