tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post136953869839494989..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Cha-Cha-ChaThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19126813178174551802009-09-21T11:48:11.231-04:002009-09-21T11:48:11.231-04:00GINRO: But if we are all sharing boots then here a...<b>GINRO</b>: <i>But if we are all sharing boots then here are a few of mine:<br />http://img35.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=40649180.jpg</i><br /><br />Ooooo…smell the testosterone from those boots!<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Those are biker boots.<br />Not a cha cha heel in sight.<br />I'm most disappointed.<br />And while we're on the subject, don't mess with Mary Poppins. She wasn't quite as straightlaced as you might think.</i><br /><br />We hate to disappoint you, but we don’t think we’re going to see Ginro in cha cha heels anytime soon.<br /><br />About Mary P…do you have insider knowledge?<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>"I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"<br />Good old Eartha.</i><br /><br />We here at Infomaniac pay tribute to <a href="http://tinyurl.com/n6ug7d/" rel="nofollow">Eartha</a>.<br /><br />And as long as we have Miss Mitzi to growl and purr, her spirit will live on here.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70122006391125926622009-09-21T05:40:09.716-04:002009-09-21T05:40:09.716-04:00"I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in ..."I'm all dressed up and ready to fall in love Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"<br /><br />Good old Eartha.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4064589408877091102009-09-21T05:02:28.533-04:002009-09-21T05:02:28.533-04:00Those are biker boots.
Not a cha cha heel in sigh...Those are biker boots.<br /><br />Not a cha cha heel in sight.<br /><br />I'm most disappointed.<br /><br />And while we're on the subject, don't mess with Mary Poppins. She wasn't quite as straightlaced as you might think.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91464633786388049712009-09-21T02:05:53.456-04:002009-09-21T02:05:53.456-04:00How did you escape the oubliette???
But if we are...How did you escape the oubliette???<br /><br />But if we are all sharing boots then here are a few of mine:<br /><br />http://img35.imageshack.us/gal.php?g=40649180.jpgGinrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11554393547108722618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13533902940897763692009-09-21T00:22:56.018-04:002009-09-21T00:22:56.018-04:00PONITA: Yet your clients spend all day on their ba...PONITA: Yet your clients spend all day on their backs, the lazy buggers.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37887576702199910272009-09-20T21:23:35.697-04:002009-09-20T21:23:35.697-04:00They're a must for aching tootsies like mine. ...They're a must for aching tootsies like mine. I spend all bloody day standing, you know. You just can't <i>do</i> that in cha cha heels.Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90165830407571579182009-09-20T19:41:29.925-04:002009-09-20T19:41:29.925-04:00CYBERPOOF: I'm not ginger. I'm sure it'...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I'm not ginger. I'm sure it's possible to dye Marcia Cross hair.</i><br /><br />Try on Mr. Frobisher’s Bree Van de Kamp wig.<br /><br />I want to see if there’s any resemblance between you and Marcia Cross.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>I'm shootin' gators.<br />(in cha cha heels) </i><br /><br />That’s you all over.<br /><br />Sucking the teat of fabulosity dry in your cha cha heels and shotgun!<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>I just woke up. Now I'm scouting the kitchen for food. And later on when I'm full of energy, I'll cha cha cha while doing the laundry.</i><br /><br />Have you done any grocery shopping since your crackers and butter binge?<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>she may think that a schmatah can cover her tasseled thingy, but what, on god's green earth can take a stain like THAT out of my favorite pillows!</i><br /><br />*hands Miss Demond an industrial-sized can of Febreze*<br /><br />It won’t take the stain out but it WILL remove the smell.<br /><br />We keep it on hand for when our friend Beast visits.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i> These humpta-bands can be pretty surprising. Today it simply fitted in, just the people from the next village playing for the visitors from the other villages.<br />There is always the possibility of Jazz-Frühstück, which goes traditionally with a Weißbier - and hopefully sunshine and a meadow sleeping it off ... </i><br /><br />The only beer in the fridge at the moment is a Dutch beer called <a href="http://www.bavariahollandbeer.com/" rel="nofollow">Bavaria</a>. But there’s a chilled bottle of Chardonnay awaiting.<br /><br />It’s time for a liquor store run.<br /><br /><b>GINRO</b>: <i>AHA! *slams oubliette trapdoor shut and fastens the bolt*<br />Mistress MJ fell for my dastardly plan. Now I can rifle through her underwear drawer in peace and quiet. Hmmm, I wonder what type of shoes she has?<br /><br />Roses those shoes are 'aunty' shoes, lol. Mary Poppins wore some remarkably similar to those as well. </i><br /><br />Stop teasing Roses.<br /><br />Her shoes ARE a wee bit Mary Poppins but the heels are saying, “We might have a pair of lacey knickers in our carbetbag”.<br /><br />As for what type of shoes Mistress MJ wears, <a href="http://tinyurl.com/nshhfr/" rel="nofollow">here’s</a> just one example. <br /><br /><b>AXE VICTIM</b>: <i>Allrriigghhtt... cha cha cha me baby all night. Or words to that effect. I'm wondering what a nit comb is doing on the second cover?</i><br /><br />Welcome back to Infomaniac!<br /><br />We haven’t heard from you in over a year … since we asked you for a photo of your bare arse.<br /><br />Have you had a change of heart?<br /><br />*waits by inbox*<br /><br /><b>PONITA</b>: <i>I'll have you know, MJ, that I do not wear Crocs to work. I wear very sensible and supportive footwear like this.</i><br /><br />Almost as bad!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64930964819171944152009-09-20T18:39:47.349-04:002009-09-20T18:39:47.349-04:00I'll have you know, MJ, that I do not wear Cro...I'll have you know, MJ, that I do <i>not</i> wear Crocs to work. I wear very sensible and supportive footwear <a href="http://www.holabirdsports.com/products/630271.jpg" rel="nofollow">like this.</a>Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14717345254853997632009-09-20T18:15:54.653-04:002009-09-20T18:15:54.653-04:00Allrriigghhtt... cha cha cha me baby all night. Or...Allrriigghhtt... cha cha cha me baby all night. Or words to that effect. I'm wondering what a nit comb is doing on the second cover?Axe Victimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08571658847673238630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68096856359985885632009-09-20T17:58:13.125-04:002009-09-20T17:58:13.125-04:00AHA! *slams oubliette trapdoor shut and fastens t...AHA! *slams oubliette trapdoor shut and fastens the bolt*<br />Mistress MJ fell for my dastardly plan. Now I can rifle through her underwear drawer in peace and quiet. Hmmm, I wonder what type of shoes she has?<br /><br />Roses those shoes are 'aunty' shoes, lol. Mary Poppins wore some remarkably similar to those as well.Ginrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11554393547108722618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39730080415288787072009-09-20T17:21:38.193-04:002009-09-20T17:21:38.193-04:00These humpta-bands can be pretty surprising. Today...These humpta-bands can be pretty surprising. Today it simply fitted in, just the people from the next village playing for the visitors from the other villages.<br />There is always the possibility of Jazz-Frühstück, which goes traditionally with a Weißbier - and hopefully sunshine and a meadow sleeping it off ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4544269818810289422009-09-20T17:00:35.675-04:002009-09-20T17:00:35.675-04:00she may think that a schmatah can cover her tassel...she may think that a schmatah can cover her tasseled thingy, but what, on god's green earth can take a stain like THAT out of my favorite pillows!normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76861092872874933212009-09-20T15:54:07.018-04:002009-09-20T15:54:07.018-04:00I just woke up. Now I'm scouting the kitchen ...I just woke up. Now I'm scouting the kitchen for food. And later on when I'm full of energy, I'll cha cha cha while doing the laundry.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15512302689036045862009-09-20T15:51:46.699-04:002009-09-20T15:51:46.699-04:00I'm shootin' gators.
(in cha cha heels)I'm shootin' gators.<br /><br />(in cha cha heels)jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70220184183397280212009-09-20T15:39:41.390-04:002009-09-20T15:39:41.390-04:00I'm not ginger. I'm sure it's possible...I'm not ginger. I'm sure it's possible to dye Marcia Cross hair.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72032542399033221182009-09-20T15:21:33.323-04:002009-09-20T15:21:33.323-04:00CYBERPOOF: I'm thinking Marcia Cross or maybe ...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I'm thinking Marcia Cross or maybe the fabulous miss Ru Paul (15 years ago. Have you seen how dreadful she looks lately?)</i><br /><br />Don’t be badmouthing our Miss Thang, Ru.<br /><br />As for Marcia, wouldn’t that mean you’re a ginger?<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Drove in northern direction, into a small valley. Climbed the hill and wandered on its plateau through light forrest to the ruin of a Burg sitting over a larger valley. Enjoyed the prospect, the sun, the humpta-music and the Kuchen-Buffet. Walked back into the small valley, drove home. </i><br /><br />Lovely.<br /><br />I’m about to go out into der Sonnenschein, myself.<br /><br />No humpta-music here (I’ve been listening to jazz all morning) so I’ll just have to imagine it.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>I'll definitely be applying for the Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love. Be warned, I'm strict and demand discipline in class, I give detention and extra homework.</i><br /><br />That Ginro could use a good paddling, if you have the time.<br /><br />Where is he, by the way? <br /><br />*goes down to the oubliette to investigate*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35894857412989527462009-09-20T15:12:56.843-04:002009-09-20T15:12:56.843-04:00I'll definitely be applying for the Infomaniac...I'll definitely be applying for the Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love. Be warned, I'm strict and demand discipline in class, I give detention and extra homework.<br /><br />Cyberpete, Ru Paul? Thanks. <br /><br />I think.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40516682087094443892009-09-20T14:54:48.762-04:002009-09-20T14:54:48.762-04:00Drove in northern direction, into a small valley. ...Drove in northern direction, into a small valley. Climbed the hill and wandered on its plateau through light forrest to the ruin of a Burg sitting over a larger valley. Enjoyed the prospect, the sun, the humpta-music and the Kuchen-Buffet. Walked back into the small valley, drove home.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34269916016783852972009-09-20T14:23:48.617-04:002009-09-20T14:23:48.617-04:00I'm thinking Marcia Cross or maybe the fabulou...I'm thinking Marcia Cross or maybe the fabulous miss Ru Paul (15 years ago. Have you seen how dreadful she looks lately?)CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74882466001361248102009-09-20T13:42:41.790-04:002009-09-20T13:42:41.790-04:00CYBERPOOF: I was not played by someone who ate poo...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I was not played by someone who ate poo!</i><br /><br />Then who WOULD play you if not the divine Divine?<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Sadly (What? I'm being sincere. Kind of...), we're going further north than where the Diabolical Duo live (and Penistone). Besides, it's supposed to be a relaxing holiday. I wouldn't inflict those two on SP!</i><br /><br />We’ll be expecting a postcard.<br /><br />You have to take his cock out of your mouth at SOME point!<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Waitrose was a pleasant food shopping experience... although I am now thinking of employing a houseboy to push the trolley!<br />I'd ask Mr Beastie but I don't like having my fruit interferred with.</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ’s houseboys are too busy playing <a href="http://tinyurl.com/nhqpn8/" rel="nofollow">in the trolleys</a> to be bothered pushing them!<br /><br />You’ll be fine with Beast behind the wheel as long as you don’t take him down the produce aisle.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>I got these. <br />http://www.hushpuppies.co.uk/en-GB/Shop/Detail.aspx?NavID=W%3aSH&PID=17311&GNavID=W<br />In brown and black. Yes, I know. <br />I am a fashion nightmare.</i><br /><br />Au contraire, Roses.<br /><br />Your shoes say “sensible school marm” on the top but the heel says “I’m a naughty schoolteacher”.<br /><br />Would you like to apply for a job at the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/lcozqq/" rel="nofollow">Infomaniac Institute of Oral Love</a> or at <a href="http://tinyurl.com/lddew2/" rel="nofollow">Mistress MJ’s School for Unruly, Insolent Bitches</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11336198984930659342009-09-20T13:28:31.153-04:002009-09-20T13:28:31.153-04:00I got these.
http://www.hushpuppies.co.uk/en-GB/...I got these. <br /><br />http://www.hushpuppies.co.uk/en-GB/Shop/Detail.aspx?NavID=W%3aSH&PID=17311&GNavID=W<br /><br />In brown and black. Yes, I know. <br /><br />I am a fashion nightmare.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76420491926903384102009-09-20T13:20:52.830-04:002009-09-20T13:20:52.830-04:00Waitrose was a pleasant food shopping experience.....Waitrose was a pleasant food shopping experience... although I am now thinking of employing a houseboy to push the trolley!<br />I'd ask Mr Beastie but I don't like having my fruit interferred with.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73453897719219446842009-09-20T12:11:15.839-04:002009-09-20T12:11:15.839-04:00Sadly (What? I'm being sincere. Kind of...),...Sadly (What? I'm being sincere. Kind of...), we're going further north than where the Diabolical Duo live (and Penistone). Besides, it's supposed to be a relaxing holiday. I wouldn't inflict those two on SP!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50041863683051467322009-09-20T11:20:55.251-04:002009-09-20T11:20:55.251-04:00I was not played by someone who ate poo!I was not played by someone who ate poo!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65611186493435894532009-09-20T10:44:11.478-04:002009-09-20T10:44:11.478-04:00XL: The highlight of my day was successfully not t...<b>XL</b>: <i>The highlight of my day was successfully not talking like a pirate.<br />Oh, and playing with my kitties this morning.<br />Oh, and being bored beyond belief tonight.</i><br /><br />Now that Damien’s here with his floor act, who could be bored?<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>*puts on cha cha heels, bowl of fruit on head and florida sun dress - runs around the room channeling Carmen Miranda*<br />Gimme gimme cha cha heels... boom chicky boom chicky boom!</i><br /><br />Here’s <a href="http://tinyurl.com/9k6tze/" rel="nofollow">Eartha Kitt</a> to back you up!<br /><br /><b>PONITA</b>: <i>Oh Hai, XL!!! Yeah, I bet you're bored... the only other person here is Damien... where's Boxer and Roses and Savannah? They must all be out partying the night away. Kinda lonely with just the two of you.<br />Of course, it might be entertaining to watch Damien be Carmen Miranda for a while. Until he falls off those cha cha heels and hurts himself, that is.<br />Myself, I just got home from work. No cha cha heels for me... no heels period - my feet hurt too much!<br />MJ, can I borrow a houseboy for a foot massage??? Pretty please?<br />*holds out bottle of Jameson's*</i><br /><br />Croc wearers are not allowed foot massages.<br /><br /><b>VOICES</b>: <i>we cut some trees down then a buddy of mine made dinner for eight of us at my house...</i><br /><br />*cues the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2cccv7/" rel="nofollow">Lumberjack Song</a>*<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Just FYI that's not what Christmas at my parents house was like.<br />There is nothing wrong with a bit of cha cha cha though.<br />Where are the nibbles? I'm starving after these rum concotions of yesterday.</i><br /><br />We assumed, naturally, that Divine playing the role of YOU.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Well, in between preparing for our imminent holiday to Yorkshire (as if it isn't poofy enough), I shall be attempting to trip over the Cusp again as I have a few odds & ends to sort out before 'Petra's birthday!<br />I sharn't be going in cha cha heels though as it's painful enough falling over the Cusp Interface without falling from a height, too.</i><br /><br />*gasps as we realize we’ve forgotten that CyberPoof has a birthday coming up*<br /><br />Wait…you’re going to Yorkshire? Will you be introducing SP to Yorkshire’s biggest poofs Tazzy and Piggy?<br /><br />Will you go to Penistone?<br /><br /><b>WIL</b>: <i>Huh, these two covers are a foot fetish dream, not that I have one of course.</i><br /><br />But a friend of yours has one, right?<br /><br /><b>BETTY</b>: <i>To paraphrase Missy Elliot, I'm going to shave my cha cha.<br />Anyway, as you were ...</i><br /><br />Aint no shame lady, do yo thang.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I'm dressed for trouble. I fib. I am dressed for pushing a trolley round Waitrose.</i><br /><br />I hope you’re wearing a HazMat suit.<br /><br />Keep in mind that <a href="http://tinyurl.com/m842sv/" rel="nofollow">shopping trolley</a> handles “have been found to harbour: blood, mucus, saliva or urine, staphylococcus aureus, enteroccocus facaelis (fecal matter), Streptococcus pneumoniae, E. coli (Hemolytic Uremic Syndrome (HUS), caused by the E. coli 0157:H7 virus), Rota Virus, Hand, Foot and Mouth Disease and even hepatitis B. As well as bacteria from meat and poultry.”<br /><br />Oh, and please answer Roses’ question.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>I've just been shoe shopping and while the shoes may not have Cha Cha Heels, I intend to get into lots of trouble with them.<br />PS. I never said I was nice.<br />Oh hai Ms Scarlet.<br />How was Waitrose? My most favourite shop, ever.</i><br /><br />We assume that, unlike Asda, Waitrose does not hire <a href="http://tinyurl.com/nzlujx/" rel="nofollow">chicken lickers</a>.<br /><br />What sort of shoes DID you get?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com