tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post116124234516735939..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: A Guide to Self-ControlThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161740651091539162006-10-24T21:44:00.000-04:002006-10-24T21:44:00.000-04:00Benjamin: Welcome! I've bookmarked you especially ...Benjamin: Welcome! I've bookmarked you especially because you likened Mary Poppins to an LSD film.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161712243097879982006-10-24T13:50:00.000-04:002006-10-24T13:50:00.000-04:00oh, every now and again I find a blog that I like....oh, every now and again I find a blog that I like. i'm enjoying this xBenjaminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14569723790804783220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161318332951890022006-10-20T00:25:00.000-04:002006-10-20T00:25:00.000-04:00Pink: The entire month WILL be in red. Not IF.And ...Pink: The entire month WILL be in red. Not IF.<BR/><BR/>And a note from me to everyone: I am no longer Master of my own domain. I'm out!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161316799379793262006-10-19T23:59:00.000-04:002006-10-19T23:59:00.000-04:009. this sounds a bit like the scarlet letter. but ...9. this sounds a bit like the scarlet letter. but if steve is not supposed to tell anybody, what happens if it falls out of his pocket? am i permitted to make fun of him when the entire month is in red?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161312288290820032006-10-19T22:44:00.000-04:002006-10-19T22:44:00.000-04:00Kyahgirl: Just call me Lay-dee MJ.Geoff: Not just ...Kyahgirl: Just call me Lay-dee MJ.<BR/><BR/>Geoff: Not just a couple of tossers.<BR/><BR/>Pru: You're going straight to hell for that comment. See previous posting.<BR/><BR/>Tickers: Dan Craig... Wanker of the Year!<BR/><BR/>SID: Me a dirty minx? That's rich coming from you, ya filthy Oirish hooer.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161291476002302812006-10-19T16:57:00.000-04:002006-10-19T16:57:00.000-04:00Yes MJ, Piggy and Tazzy did come over here.But did...Yes MJ, Piggy and Tazzy did come over here.<BR/><BR/><BR/>But did not, repeat NOT in the way you think.<BR/><BR/>You dirty minx!S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161286236322621712006-10-19T15:30:00.000-04:002006-10-19T15:30:00.000-04:00This has all come abit too late for Dan Craig.This has all come abit too late for <A HREF="http://frobishersfunpages.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">Dan Craig.</A>Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161285446952938192006-10-19T15:17:00.000-04:002006-10-19T15:17:00.000-04:00If you think about Jesus while you masturbate it's...If you think about Jesus while you masturbate it's not a sin. Truth! Plus Jesus was hot.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161285021622118582006-10-19T15:10:00.000-04:002006-10-19T15:10:00.000-04:00A lot of thought went into that guide.They didn't ...A lot of thought went into that guide.<BR/><BR/>They didn't just toss it off in a couple of minutes.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161284651249961292006-10-19T15:04:00.000-04:002006-10-19T15:04:00.000-04:00you deserve a knighthood at least for all your pub...you deserve a knighthood at least for all your public service messages!Kyahgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04496268340516243071noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161280376877590402006-10-19T13:52:00.000-04:002006-10-19T13:52:00.000-04:00All of you lot: I feel I've provided a public serv...All of you lot: I feel I've provided a public service here today but I expect you'll have forgotten the sage advice by the end of the day and you'll all return to your wicked ways. Don't say I didn't try.<BR/><BR/>Steve: Quite the acrobatic feat but your bendy bit should be up to it. Let us know how it goes.<BR/><BR/>SID: And how exactly do you know about glory holes? Does this have anything to do with Pig and Taz's visit to Oireland? <BR/>*disturbing visions*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161279858971487752006-10-19T13:44:00.000-04:002006-10-19T13:44:00.000-04:00"strike repeatedly with the Good Book until all ve..."strike repeatedly with the Good Book until all vestiges of resistance are overwhelmed"<BR/><BR/>I don't know I often find repeated strikes have the opposite effect.Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161279492601945412006-10-19T13:38:00.000-04:002006-10-19T13:38:00.000-04:00mmmmmm...... a glory hole.*quickly clarifies*with ...mmmmmm...... a glory hole.<BR/><BR/>*quickly clarifies*<BR/><BR/><BR/>with a pussy.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161273528097629422006-10-19T11:58:00.000-04:002006-10-19T11:58:00.000-04:00mmmmmmm ........... pussy on ceiling.mmmmmmm ........... pussy on ceiling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161273429484384742006-10-19T11:57:00.000-04:002006-10-19T11:57:00.000-04:0015. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments i...15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food. Eat as lightly as possible at night. <BR/><BR/>..Yes, Thomas Culpepper couldn't have put it better. The doctrine of signatures AND the spirit of victorian repression. Two great tastes that taste great together!<BR/><BR/><BR/>16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and not binding. <BR/><BR/>...Joan Crawford would approve wholeheartedly. Except for the 'not binding' part.<BR/><BR/><BR/>17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that might create sexual excitement. <BR/>..as a young man, Robert Crumb found pictures of Bugs Bunny sexually stimulating and carried on in his wallet. THERE IS NO ESCAPE!<BR/><BR/>18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.<BR/>...using a suitably hard, level surface, preferrably one at waist height, place the offending member on same and strike repeatedly with the Good Book until all vestiges of resistance are overwhelmed! the book of Mormon! It's not just for reading anymore!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161272822546591972006-10-19T11:47:00.000-04:002006-10-19T11:47:00.000-04:00hanging around piggy and tazzy definately needs to...hanging around piggy and tazzy definately needs to be filed uner the self pollution category.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161269098967668642006-10-19T10:44:00.000-04:002006-10-19T10:44:00.000-04:00Well, there's certainly lots of great advice there...Well, there's certainly lots of great advice there on how to avoid the temptations of self pollution, with loads of links as well.<BR/><BR/>Oddly enough, there isn't a suggestion that you should avoid surfing the internet, which has been known to be a source of images that might cause unnecessary congestion in certain bodily organs.<BR/><BR/>I find that wearing a straitjacket and sleeping in a cold bath usually stops me from doing Satan's Work with my hands, actually.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161267617666519012006-10-19T10:20:00.000-04:002006-10-19T10:20:00.000-04:00Right, from now on I'm lying on my back and keepin...Right, from now on I'm lying on my back and keeping my eyes open.<BR/><BR/>*ahem*Billyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17841187654606981532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161262658848719502006-10-19T08:57:00.000-04:002006-10-19T08:57:00.000-04:00man if i did all they say, there'd be no time left...man if i did all they say, there'd be no time left in a day...it's just faster and easier to jerk offPamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10561888907609183739noreply@blogger.com