tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post115764608164227539..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Beauty TipThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157944845139772262006-09-10T23:20:00.000-04:002006-09-10T23:20:00.000-04:00HE: Phone sex? Ask Pink. That's how she makes a li...HE: Phone sex? Ask Pink. That's how she makes a living.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157932063309696542006-09-10T19:47:00.000-04:002006-09-10T19:47:00.000-04:00There is too much AURAL sex..which is 'listening' ...There is too much AURAL sex..<BR/>which is 'listening' to other people talk about sex!<BR/><BR/>and wouldn't ORAL sex literally mean just TALKING about sex <BR/>or maybe having phone sex....Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157845366726332132006-09-09T19:42:00.000-04:002006-09-09T19:42:00.000-04:00I've haven't tired of sucking it off Alessandro De...I've haven't tired of sucking it off Alessandro Del Piero's.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157844944063124422006-09-09T19:35:00.000-04:002006-09-09T19:35:00.000-04:00You know, I think it might actually be the case wi...You know, I think it might actually be the case with Victoria Beckham. Someone should volunteer for a study of whether it's actually possible to tire of sucking the sweat off Becks' balls.phlegmfatalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08636803080525003892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157778715413366232006-09-09T01:11:00.000-04:002006-09-09T01:11:00.000-04:00WW: NOSE grows? *obvious hidden meaning*WW: NOSE grows? *obvious hidden meaning*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157773202505581032006-09-08T23:40:00.000-04:002006-09-08T23:40:00.000-04:00What. Me? No such hidden meaning intended.*Nose gr...What. Me? No such hidden meaning intended.<BR/><BR/>*Nose grows...*WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157745618094346972006-09-08T16:00:00.000-04:002006-09-08T16:00:00.000-04:00SID: Word Verifier FECKOFFSID: Word Verifier FECKOFFThe Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157744970704819732006-09-08T15:49:00.000-04:002006-09-08T15:49:00.000-04:00Neigh??Neigh??S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157736093706317202006-09-08T13:21:00.000-04:002006-09-08T13:21:00.000-04:00SID: Correction. Your Word Verifier is BITEMESID: Correction. Your Word Verifier is BITEMEThe Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157732751519978242006-09-08T12:25:00.000-04:002006-09-08T12:25:00.000-04:00Especially if its horses eh MJ?Tell us about the h...Especially if its horses eh MJ?<BR/><BR/>Tell us about the horses you keep out the back.<BR/><BR/>Brought to you by Word Verifier LYKICS.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157693605980567102006-09-08T01:33:00.000-04:002006-09-08T01:33:00.000-04:00WW: *reads hidden Freudian meaning into cocking of...WW: *reads hidden Freudian meaning into cocking of gun and pulling of trigger*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157693308271943522006-09-08T01:28:00.000-04:002006-09-08T01:28:00.000-04:00Right, sorry. My gun was cocked. Accidentally pull...Right, sorry. My gun was cocked. Accidentally pulled the trigger.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157692674032144792006-09-08T01:17:00.000-04:002006-09-08T01:17:00.000-04:00Pru: At this rate her face will collapse by age 30...Pru: At this rate her face will collapse by age 30.<BR/><BR/>Maidink: You'd better be insured up the yingyang.<BR/><BR/>FN: What have I told the others about talking with their mouths full?<BR/><BR/>WW: Don't shoot the messenger. I'm just reporting is all.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157680974353535632006-09-07T22:02:00.000-04:002006-09-07T22:02:00.000-04:00You have just set 21st century sexual awareness an...You have just set 21st century sexual awareness and satisfaction back about 100 years, you know.<BR/><BR/>And this will go both ways. I will miss the sweet nectar...<BR/><BR/>However, your post prompted a Web search seeking some smart-ass retort, which resulted in something entirely different in a new post at my place.<BR/><BR/>Fellatio of an equine kind that some religious crazies "stumbled" upon.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157676249222282202006-09-07T20:44:00.000-04:002006-09-07T20:44:00.000-04:00mwuh? fuh buh guh nngh bnn dll.- ffuh dgh bb ffff ...mwuh? fuh buh guh nngh bnn dll.<BR/>- ffuh dgh bb ffff hgng!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157673801656508142006-09-07T20:03:00.000-04:002006-09-07T20:03:00.000-04:00Aha that explains Paris Hilton's face.Aha that explains Paris Hilton's face.Prunella Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05417020468879289426noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157666846375075922006-09-07T18:07:00.000-04:002006-09-07T18:07:00.000-04:00Maidink: Your medical bills must be astronomical.Maidink: Your medical bills must be astronomical.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157653215784210242006-09-07T14:20:00.000-04:002006-09-07T14:20:00.000-04:00Pamer & Vicus: I'm sorry but I can't hear you with...Pamer & Vicus: I'm sorry but I can't hear you with your mouths full.<BR/><BR/>Midget Arse: Ha! I just think she's had too many collagen injections in her lips.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157652588526866212006-09-07T14:09:00.000-04:002006-09-07T14:09:00.000-04:00i wonder if that is why victoria beckham is always...i wonder if that is why victoria beckham is always pouting ????Tazzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12740301459210137491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157651185608692492006-09-07T13:46:00.000-04:002006-09-07T13:46:00.000-04:00Too much oral sex? What do you mean by that?Too much oral sex? What do you mean by that?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1157648027775724322006-09-07T12:53:00.000-04:002006-09-07T12:53:00.000-04:00I hear that "my jaw is getting sore" comment all t...I hear that "my jaw is getting sore" comment all the time...well dammit, my jaw gets sore too after 2 hours of being a cunning linguist and i don't complain...although i sometimes have a hard time pronouncing my "m" soundsPamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10561888907609183739noreply@blogger.com