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Housekeeping note: Some of you Bitches are experiencing technical difficulties while loading Infomaniac.
Mr. Peenee says,
When I try to log-on to your site, it only loads as far down as Justin Trudueau's nipples and then stops. I understand being stunned by them at first, but this happens every time. I then reload and everything's hunky dorey. Been this way for several days.
Norma chimes in with,
Exact same thing's been happening to me.
So The Mistress tried replacing the JT nipple photo with another JT nipple photo, thinking that perhaps the photo had caused the problem.
Peenee pipes up yet again,
Your attempt to trick Blogger by switching pictures of Justin Trudeau's nipples (and how many snaps of them are there? Do you have all of them?) failed to work. The page still loads down to M. Trudeau's manly pecs and is overwhelmed and freezes.
Bitches, I have no idea what's going on nor how to solve this issue but please keep me informed.
And yes, Mr. Peenee, I
do save all of them, if you must know.