We here at Infomaniac have long suspected that our friend
Cookie has crabs. But did he have to announce it to the world like this?...
Cookie lives in Baltimore, famed for its crab houses.
THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I've made a mistake.
This crab shack (pictured above) is located in Norfolk, England...just down the road from our friend
Mr. DeVice!
I'm told that Mr. DeVice will be offering a free trip to Cookie's Crab Shop to the winner of his
tinfoil hat competition.
THIS JUST IN! Apparently, I'm mistaken yet again. The prize, I'm told, will be on a much smaller scale and will not involve travel nor crabs.
Nonetheless, we encourage you to participate in
this contest. But be quick about it as the deadline is midnight Saturday 12th July (GMT).
Hop to it, Bitches!