On the Road Again

And this time, I'm taking Norma with me!...



See you when I see you, Bitches.

Houseboys Hoovering

Please lift up your feet and allow the Houseboys to vacuum the carpets...


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Intermission

In my absence, Mr. Peenee will entertain you...


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Ménage à Trois of the Month Meets Filthy Friday Meets Valentine's Day

Mistress MJ is still busy.


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But she's never too busy to wish you Bitches a Happy Valentine's Day!

By the way, I've just noticed that I've published 3,000 posts. I deserve a break, dammit.

Eight Miles High

Mistress MJ remains aloft (and aloof) but in the meantime she wishes to assure you that ...



...Infomaniac Airlines was not involved in this incident.