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Wednesday, October 31, 2012
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Weathering the Storm
The lines are open here at Infomaniac...
Let us know if you're high, dry and accounted for.
Doubtless, some Bitches are without power and cannot comment but if you've heard anything from them at all, let us know.
We have it on good authority that the artiste known as kabuki zero is safe after an unfortunate event...
Let us know if you're high, dry and accounted for.
Doubtless, some Bitches are without power and cannot comment but if you've heard anything from them at all, let us know.
We have it on good authority that the artiste known as kabuki zero is safe after an unfortunate event...
Monday, October 29, 2012
Batten Down Your Snatches!
To those in the path of the "Frankenstorm," we here at Infomaniac advise that you batten down your snatches, er, hatches.
Stay safe, Bitches.
Stay safe, Bitches.
Sunday, October 28, 2012
Sweetening the Prize Pot
What is Miss Scarlet doing in this photo, you ask?
She is sweetening the already fabulous prize pot for you Bitches, THAT’S what.
As you already know, the lucky winner of the Kitchen Queen Contest will receive the DINNER OF A LIFETIME at Ms. Nations’ home in scenic Sumas, Washington.
NOW, in addition to THAT fabulous prize, Miss Scarlet offers you a little something extra!
Miss Scarlet will personally create a handmade “Kitchen Queen” card, written in her exquisite calligraphy.
Click here to see examples of Miss Scarlet’s calligraphy.
If you've looked in Infomaniac's sidebar, you've seen Miss Scarlet's "I'm an Infomaniac Bitch" card...
Thanks to both Ms. Nations and Miss Scarlet for their outstanding contributions to the Kitchen Queen Contest.
And remember...
Deadline for the Kitchen Queen Contest is October 31st.
Friday, October 26, 2012
Divine Decadence
News of Norma's baking skills spreads far and wide.
Divine stops by to sample Norma's chocolate mousse recipe...
Divine stops by to sample Norma's chocolate mousse recipe...
Filthy Friday - MoHo Edition
“Sexual relations are proper only between a man and a woman who are legally and lawfully wedded as husband and wife. Any other sexual relations, including those between persons of the same gender, are sinful and undermine the divinely created institution of the family. The Church accordingly affirms defining marriage as the legal and lawful union between a man and a woman."
--LDS Handbook 2
21.4.10
See more Mormon Missionary Positions here.
Wednesday, October 24, 2012
Bake-Off Bitchfight
Looks like things are heating up in the Infomaniac test kitchens as preparations get underway for the Kitchen Queen Contest!
Mistress MJ entered the kitchen to find Cookie (left) giving the stink eye to Norma...
At that point, the doorbell rang and Mistress MJ left to attend to the delivery boy.
Hearing a ruckus in the kitchen, Mistress MJ returned to discover that Norma had pushed Cookie's fat ass into the oven!
[thanks, Montreal Jon!]
Norma's voice rang out throughout the kitchen...
"BTW COOKIE, I'VE PAINTED MY ENTIRE KITCHEN JUNGLE RED!"
The competition is FIERCE, Bitches.
Get YOUR entry in by October 31st.
Details here.
Mistress MJ entered the kitchen to find Cookie (left) giving the stink eye to Norma...
At that point, the doorbell rang and Mistress MJ left to attend to the delivery boy.
Hearing a ruckus in the kitchen, Mistress MJ returned to discover that Norma had pushed Cookie's fat ass into the oven!
[thanks, Montreal Jon!]
Norma's voice rang out throughout the kitchen...
"BTW COOKIE, I'VE PAINTED MY ENTIRE KITCHEN JUNGLE RED!"
The competition is FIERCE, Bitches.
Get YOUR entry in by October 31st.
Details here.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Giveaway!
WE'VE GOT FREE STUFF TO GIVEAWAY!!!
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That's right, Bitches!
Use the comment box to tell us what you have to give away FREE to any other Infomaniac Bitch who wants it.
Of course, if someone wants your piece of crap, you'll have to make all the communication and postal arrangements yourselves. Mistress MJ is not your mother.
I know for a fact that Ms. First Nations has tomato seeds to give away to anyone who asks.
How about the rest of you Bitches?
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That's right, Bitches!
Use the comment box to tell us what you have to give away FREE to any other Infomaniac Bitch who wants it.
Of course, if someone wants your piece of crap, you'll have to make all the communication and postal arrangements yourselves. Mistress MJ is not your mother.
I know for a fact that Ms. First Nations has tomato seeds to give away to anyone who asks.
How about the rest of you Bitches?
Sunday, October 21, 2012
Saturday, October 20, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2012
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Cookbook Corner
With the Kitchen Queen Contest deadline just two weeks away, we know you must be pouring over your favourite cookbooks, looking for inpsiration.
And that's why we here at Infomaniac want to know...
Which cookery books do YOU turn to time and time again?
Tell us about some of your faves.
And that's why we here at Infomaniac want to know...
Which cookery books do YOU turn to time and time again?
Tell us about some of your faves.
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Sunday, October 14, 2012
Toss Your Salad
A reminder that the Kitchen Queen Contest deadline is October 31st.
Have you tossed your salad?
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Note: This post does not mean that Mistress MJ has returned from her break. It is simply to ease LX's separation anxiety and kabuki zero's pining.
Have you tossed your salad?
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Note: This post does not mean that Mistress MJ has returned from her break. It is simply to ease LX's separation anxiety and kabuki zero's pining.
Wednesday, October 10, 2012
Bitch on a Break
Mistress MJ is taking a break but hopes to be back with you Bitches next week.
Do we KNEAD to tell you that the deadline to enter the Kitchen Queen Contest is the end of October?
Do we KNEAD to tell you that the deadline to enter the Kitchen Queen Contest is the end of October?
Tuesday, October 09, 2012
Sunday, October 07, 2012
Thanksgiving
It’s the Thanksgiving long weekend here in Canada.
Dinner preparations are underway in the Infomaniac household…
We expect THIS is how the rest of you are spending your weekend in preparation for the Kitchen Queen Contest…
Note: Thanks to Montreal Jon for the photos!
Dinner preparations are underway in the Infomaniac household…
We expect THIS is how the rest of you are spending your weekend in preparation for the Kitchen Queen Contest…
Note: Thanks to Montreal Jon for the photos!
Saturday, October 06, 2012
LX Does Berlin
Some of you may be wondering, "Where is LX?" aka "Mr. LAX."
He's gone to Berlin for a few weeks but we hope he'll be posting travelogues from abroad and/or popping by to comment from time to time.
Unless, of course, he's too busy...
AND rumour has it that he'll be meeting up with Herr Mago in Franconia!
He's gone to Berlin for a few weeks but we hope he'll be posting travelogues from abroad and/or popping by to comment from time to time.
Unless, of course, he's too busy...
AND rumour has it that he'll be meeting up with Herr Mago in Franconia!
Friday, October 05, 2012
Thursday, October 04, 2012
Learning to Cook
With the Kitchen Queen Contest coming up, we here at Infomaniac would like to know...
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How, when and where did YOU learn how to cook?
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How, when and where did YOU learn how to cook?
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Wednesday, October 03, 2012
Tuesday, October 02, 2012
Remembering Piggy...With The Bristol Stool Scale
“I'll have you lot know that my poo's are slender and sleek, smell of Calvin Klein 1 and are carried down gently into the toilet water by dainty little butterflies.”
- Piggy
In memory of our beloved friend Piggy, Infomaniac presents The Bristol Stool Scale.
The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea or urgency.
It was, in fact, Piggy who introduced us all to the chart and reported daily on the state of his stool.
Why not use it yourselves, Bitches?
Mistress MJ misses you terribly, Piggy, but your stool scale, like your arse, will live on here at Infomaniac.
- Piggy
In memory of our beloved friend Piggy, Infomaniac presents The Bristol Stool Scale.
The Bristol stool scale or Bristol stool chart is a medical aid designed to classify the form of human faeces into seven categories. Types 1 and 2 indicate constipation, with 3 and 4 being the "ideal stools" especially the latter, as they are the easiest to pass, and 5-7 being further tending towards diarrhoea or urgency.
It was, in fact, Piggy who introduced us all to the chart and reported daily on the state of his stool.
Why not use it yourselves, Bitches?
Mistress MJ misses you terribly, Piggy, but your stool scale, like your arse, will live on here at Infomaniac.
Monday, October 01, 2012
Are You Hoary?
Infomaniac Bitch Old Knudsen informs us that today is The International Day of Older Persons.
Norma and Peenee and approve…
[thanks, Thom!]
Note: We'll be posting something new everyday this week here on Infomaniac but Mistress MJ won't be popping 'round to visit your blogs 'til Thursday. See you Bitches then!
Norma and Peenee and approve…
[thanks, Thom!]
Note: We'll be posting something new everyday this week here on Infomaniac but Mistress MJ won't be popping 'round to visit your blogs 'til Thursday. See you Bitches then!