Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Wenis Wednesday

Two more members of the Infomaniac Drinking Team…

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25 comments:

  1. Mistress, I don't think those are beer nuts either.

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  2. Second!

    I thought I ordered a stiff one?

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  3. You two certainly are hard to please.

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  4. I like beef with my alcohol. These are just fine. Thank you Mistress.

    ***places single chaste kiss of gratitude on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***

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  5. Oh Goodie...Something.... Almost stiff...

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  6. Everything is looking pretty relaxed today! That's not really a bad thing.

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  7. DAMIEN: I like beef with my alcohol. These are just fine. Thank you Mistress.
    ***places single chaste kiss of gratitude on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***


    I bet you like to tenderize beef by pounding it with your meat mallet.

    PRINCESS: Oh Goodie...Something.... Almost stiff...

    Not stiff enough for you?

    Do something about it.

    LEAH: Everything is looking pretty relaxed today! That's not really a bad thing.

    The Infomaniac Drinking Team has been imbibing for two days in a row hence the relaxed state of affairs.

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  8. I'm on my knees as we speak...

    Ahhhh...That's more like it...

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  9. *Squeals with pleasure* I know a trick with a beer bottle.

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  10. PRINCESS: I'm on my knees as we speak...
    Ahhhh...That's more like it...


    Say a prayer for me while you’re down there, won’t you?

    MITZI: *Squeals with pleasure* I know a trick with a beer bottle.

    Always the life of the party, our Mitzi.

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  11. Jaysus, how did La Diva MISS the Infomaniac Drinking Team session? I must have missed the newsletter....but I promise to "catch up."

    All I can say about these chaps is that beer is much too filling and liquor is quicker! Kindly pass Diva one of those bottles of whiskey, darling, I have a hankerin' for a Manhattan.

    "Liquor? I don't even KNOW her!"

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  12. HEFF: Oh, good Lord !

    Oh don’t pretend like you haven’t seen this kind of thing before.

    LA DIVA CUCINA: Jaysus, how did La Diva MISS the Infomaniac Drinking Team session? I must have missed the newsletter....but I promise to "catch up."
    All I can say about these chaps is that beer is much too filling and liquor is quicker! Kindly pass Diva one of those bottles of whiskey, darling, I have a hankerin' for a Manhattan.
    "Liquor? I don't even KNOW her!"


    La Diva was already under the table when the newsletter arrived on her doorstep.

    That is why.

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  13. Superman and Robin relaxing. One of the lost Heinekken spots. Every man has a Heinekken spot, but its a secret.

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  14. EEEK! Another La Diva blackout! Thanks for filling in the blanks, Mistress MJ!

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  15. Just what exactly are these fellas drinking?

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  16. I say Miss Mj , these chaps seem to have forgotten their under garments.
    Is this the sort of relaxed social etiquette one can expect in the colonies ???

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  17. They're Brits, Beast. Check the little sleeping bags.

    Good God, people...Heinekin? Really? HEINEKIN?? *flounces off in high beer-snob dudgeon*

    *tickles magos' H spot on the way out*

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  18. ..oh damn check it out; theres a spray can of 'Deep Woods Off' on the table there!! You know, one good way to avoid deer ticks out in the deep woods there is to KEEP YOUR DAMN PANTS ON.

    You see what Heinekin leads to? You see?

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  19. They are performing the life-saving Heineken Maneuver!

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  20. BITCHES: Oh for heaven’s sake.

    Can’t I leave the room for five minutes without hijinks going on around here?

    In any case, they’re drinking Queer Beer.

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  21. Wenis Wednesday? The middle of the week, of course!

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  22. ah, my lawn service, i wondered where they were!

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  23. ah, my lawn service, i wondered where they were!

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