Thursday, February 11, 2010

Gay Merit Badges



Do you know someone who deserves a gay merit badge?

But surely you don't have to be gay to merit some of these badges?



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Note: This is a FEBRUARY FLASHBACK from the Infomaniac Archives. Content in Feburary Flashbacks may be slightly altered from the original posting. We welcome your comments but due to time limitations this month, Mistress MJ will not be responding personally to all your comments.

24 comments:

  1. I've already posted my hard earned Cock Sucker badge proudly on my tumblr site. It was quite popular, as you might imagine.

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  2. and now you've branched out into fashion? spreading yourself too thin i'd say.

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  3. perhaps. But I'll have to ask my brother first.

    Hai XL!

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  5. Satin. From Italy. Morning XL, :)

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  6. Hmm....where does one start around here?

    mago, satin?

    Oh hai mago, ms boxer and xl.

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  7. That's what it says on the site:

    "Our badges are satin with embroidery and
    made in Cortona, Italy. Sizes range from
    3 to 4 inches. Wear with pride.
    Price: $20"

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  8. Do they have an 'I miss MJ' badge?
    Sx

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  9. BITCHES: Fasten your seatbelts as you’ll be getting a brand new (i.e. not an archived) Filthy Friday tomorrow. You can thank Beast for this as he whinged and moaned about having a new Filthy Friday.

    *slaps Cock Sucker badges on all of you*

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  10. Why is the one with a chicken and a lollipop a 'cock sucker'? Surely it should feature an erect penis being orally pleasured? None of this makes sense to me...

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  12. Why is the one with a chicken and a lollipop a 'cock sucker'? Surely it should feature an erect penis being orally pleasured?

    That would be "Dick-head", which is slightly different.

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  13. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges! Early SNL reference designed to thwart the impostor Quatchi has put in MJ's place. Oh I am deeply troubled. Am I the only one to miss my canadian valentine? Besides that XL creature. XL - a mysterious acronym if ever there was one. Is it code? Are we dealing with a commie infiltraitor? Did XL "i'm first" sell our precious MJ's whereabouts to Quatchi? kabuki smells more than one conspiracy cooking.
    ps I have raised $6.72 towards ransom money. I think thats like $400 canadian. zing!

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  14. XL = Extra large and he has glorious candy.
    Sx

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  15. Are these merits awarded in the Gurrrl Scouts?

    I see Kabuki is reving up his conspiracy scooter again. Beware all. This is a friendly warning.

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  16. And besides, I am already a man of merit. After all I am kabuki zero! look it up people - do I have to spell it out,
    S U P E R S T A R !

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  17. Suppenstar? I may have got you wronk, sorrry.

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  18. *emails Gay Merit Badge artist with request to create DIVA badge*

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  19. Michael R - I have your badge right here darling - just let me bend over :)

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  20. Badgers?
    I thought that they bit not sucked.

    But I do love silk

    Hi All

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