Thursday, September 10, 2009

Hairway to Heaven



Could The Joyful Sounds be related to The Faith Tones?

30 comments:

  1. YAY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Praise the lord
    Lick my shorts losers
    Wicked hair !

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  2. That is some big ass southern hair.

    Small furry animals died for those wigs.

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  3. Those hairdos take them closer to God.
    Must try one meself - I need all the help I can get!

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  4. Is all their hair like that?

    (Including leg hair?)

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  5. Kaz- how high do you think your hair would have to be :) ?

    Just curious.......

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  6. Sixth! Bwhahahaha!

    They must spend most of their time ducking into doorways and avoiding ceiling fans.

    I'm with Kapi wondering about their beaver coiff.

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  7. That can't be comfy. And imagine the Bed Head in the morning ..

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  8. Do they pole dance on that gold thingy?

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  9. BEAST: YAY FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Praise the lord
    Lick my shorts losers
    Wicked hair !


    So far, no one has taken you up on that shorts-licking offer.

    We can’t imagine why.

    Have you actually considered doing a load of laundry in this lifetime?

    DAMIEN: That is some big ass southern hair.
    Small furry animals died for those wigs.


    They may have died but it’s possible that new ones have taken up residence.

    KAZ: Those hairdos take them closer to God.
    Must try one meself - I need all the help I can get!


    But your “Spikey Dikey” is low maintenance.

    Can you imagine the fortune in hairspray they must spend?

    p.s. See Damien’s second comment, below Kapi.

    KAPI: Is all their hair like that?
    (Including leg hair?)


    Good luck trying to get underneath those FLDS-style dresses to find out!

    DAMIEN: Kaz- how high do you think your hair would have to be :) ?
    Just curious.......


    *waits for KAZ*

    ROSES: Sixth! Bwhahahaha!
    They must spend most of their time ducking into doorways and avoiding ceiling fans.
    I'm with Kapi wondering about their beaver coiff.


    You say “sixth” like it’s something to be proud of.

    Did you just come ‘round out of your hangover?

    CARNALIS: That can't be comfy. And imagine the Bed Head in the morning ..

    There’s not a satin pillowcase in the world that can save them.

    XL: Do they pole dance on that gold thingy?

    Indeed they do for they are members of the Pole Dancing Ministry.

    BOXER: Is one of them a dude?

    Dude looks like a lady.

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  10. Well, six is the evil number...hence the evil laugh.

    Sorry about my absence, I've been neutered, so was feeling a bit sore.

    Did you miss me?

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  11. ROSES: Well, six is the evil number...hence the evil laugh.
    Sorry about my absence, I've been neutered, so was feeling a bit sore.
    Did you miss me?


    Yes, we missed you but there’s no need to explain.

    We know all about your long weekend benders.

    RANDOM: They scare me.

    As much as Zombies?

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  12. I don't know which is worse, the hair or the matching outfits.

    The shame!

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  13. Big hair is useful if you are a drug courier.

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  14. CYBERPOOF: I don't know which is worse, the hair or the matching outfits.
    The shame!


    You’ve got all day to decide.

    GARFY: Big hair is useful if you are a drug courier.

    Just ask Amy Winehouse.

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  15. Shouldn't there be a comma before "Lord"?

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  16. TICKERS: God looks kindly upon big hair.

    So why hide YOURS under your hat? (second photo down after clicking).

    GEOFF: Shouldn't there be a comma before "Lord"?

    It’s obvious they have a low Comma IQ.

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  17. They're aliens! That hair is disguising their massive pulsating brains.

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  18. IVD: They're aliens! That hair is disguising their massive pulsating brains.

    Like this?

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  19. I can't wait until these two trios combine forces and create the Gospel supergroup "P.T.L. : Prostitute The Lord"

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  20. HEFF: I can't wait until these two trios combine forces and create the Gospel supergroup "P.T.L. : Prostitute The Lord"

    With Jessica Hahn as lead singer.

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  21. The Joyful Sounds? of what? Hairspray? The ozone layer breaking down?

    I have to say, I'm impressed with their strong neck muscles! I'd imagine that hair is strong enough to hold a drinking glass while these ladies are on their knees for some layman service.

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  22. As we always say down here:
    "praise Jesus and pass the aquanet!"

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  23. The Fire Marshall was worried that the heat from the camera's flash bulb might cause their accelerant soaked beehives to burst into a greenish blue flame and leave nothing but cinders.

    No doubt they all have the same husband...and god bless that feller for taking 3 for the team.

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  24. EROS: The Joyful Sounds? of what? Hairspray? The ozone layer breaking down?
    I have to say, I'm impressed with their strong neck muscles! I'd imagine that hair is strong enough to hold a drinking glass while these ladies are on their knees for some layman service.


    *cues Joyful Sounds to sing "I'm at Home Getting Hammered(While She's Out Getting Nailed").

    JASON: As we always say down here:
    "praise Jesus and pass the aquanet!"


    Hallelujah, Sistah!


    DONN: The Fire Marshall was worried that the heat from the camera's flash bulb might cause their accelerant soaked beehives to burst into a greenish blue flame and leave nothing but cinders.
    No doubt they all have the same husband...and god bless that feller for taking 3 for the team.


    There's another 3 at home just like 'em!

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  25. Double B Side: Jesus Wants Me For A Fuckpig/Dying For It.

    Love the hairdos they must have been too knackered to apply any make-up after teazing their amazing coifs all day. The one on the left looks like Mars Attacks, the one sat down could have looked a stunner with the right grooming and the one on the left has a face like a dropped pie.

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  26. MITZI: Double B Side: Jesus Wants Me For A Fuckpig/Dying For It.
    Love the hairdos they must have been too knackered to apply any make-up after teazing their amazing coifs all day. The one on the left looks like Mars Attacks, the one sat down could have looked a stunner with the right grooming and the one on the left has a face like a dropped pie.


    They could all benefit from an appointment with Mr. Teazie Weazie.

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