Sunday, April 12, 2009

Blow-Out Party

We are gathered here today so that we may become better acquainted with our fellow Infomaniac bitches.

It’s been exactly a year since our last big mix and mingle social event. Remember what a success that was in bringing you bitches closer together?



Here’s how it goes…

Study Infomaniac's Blogroll.

Select at least one blog that you’ve never visited and/or commented on and click upon it. The more blogs you visit, the more fun you’ll have.

I SAID CLICK ON IT! LET ME HEAR YOU CLICKING, DAMMIT!

Now read at least one entry on that blog.


What a fascinating blog!

Next…

Leave a comment on their blog as follows:

“I was sent here by MJ from Infomaniac.”

Feel free to add more to your comment if you wish.

Remember…play nicely!...



If you don’t have something nice to say about another bitch’s blog, don’t say anything at all! Move along until you find a blog more to your liking.

Then…

Come back to Infomaniac and tell us which blog(s) you commented on.

Where do you think you're going? We’re not done yet!

When you come back we’ll all gather in the kitchen where we’ll share a potluck dinner.

What dish are you bringing?




Manuel has volunteered to wait tables but please don’t touch the waiter’s sugarloaf!...


Now head over to the Blogroll and meet some new people!

Looks like Old Knudsen’s got a head start on the rest of you…


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Get this party started!

70 comments:

  1. Yay fisting! the sport of the future.

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  2. I had to spoil yer firsty fun. I shall attend and as for playing nice I always do. yer post whoever you are had better be intelligent and funny ah fuck it you know I'll click on Donn technically my blackouts make it the first time.

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  3. *blush*

    .. my latest post is about butt-sex and i have no time to rustle up a freshly-baked goodie to offer passers-by.

    *rushes off to start clicking*

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  4. BITCHES: Just checking in only to find that Old Knudsen’s left everyone a “gift” in the hot tub.

    Carry on. A clean-up crew is on its way.

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  5. While Old K has been cavorting, I'VE been doing as instructed... visitng:

    Maidy- she's cool

    Donn - he's Old K's Bromance of the Month.

    How many do I have to visit to win a prize?

    Going back out - wish me luck.....

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  6. Carnalis - mostly because she said "arse" in her post and Mutley the Dog... because, I like dogs.

    **looks at clock, has 10 more minutes before I leave to eat chocolate eggs and drink Mimosas**

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  7. I am starting from the bottom (of your blogroll), up.

    As for the potluck .. I shall bring all the broken easter eggs, and make a fondue to dip *stuff* into.

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  8. BOXER: Maidy- she's cool
    Donn - he's Old K's Bromance of the Month.
    How many do I have to visit to win a prize?


    Maidy’s a slag.

    Are you saying that Old K’s love for Donn is fleeting and shallow?

    No prizes this time. No Pee Book, no Penis Book, and no colourful cocktail napkins.


    Carnalis - mostly because she said "arse" in her post and Mutley the Dog... because, I like dogs.

    Carnalis has a nice arse too but you’d have to dig into her archives to see that.

    Mutley isn’t a lap dog like your Chihuahuas but he’ll sniff your butt if you’re not careful.



    CARNALIS: I am starting from the bottom (of your blogroll), up.

    In other words, you’re starting from the arse end…which , according to your latest post, is how you like it.

    As for the potluck .. I shall bring all the broken easter eggs, and make a fondue to dip *stuff* into.

    Don’t you have any leftover trifle?

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  9. I stopped at Mr Boxer's for a mingle. Great pixie bunny artwork.

    Are there bunny Peeps® left?

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  10. I have visited Carnalis' blog, not for the first time (I love her blog) but first time commenting.

    Also Beast, who is finding himself turned on by the scent of cleaning supplies.

    Am debating who next.

    I'll be back with my mother-in-law's loopy-lavender-ribboned-sugar-and-cream Easter cake which I shall steal from the kitchen counter.

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  11. Oh and I visited Old K but I always do that anyway cause I can't stay away.

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  12. XL: I stopped at Mr Boxer's for a mingle. Great pixie bunny artwork.
    Are there bunny Peeps® left?


    You will have to ask MISS Boxer yourself!


    LEAH: I have visited Carnalis' blog, not for the first time (I love her blog) but first time commenting.

    Carnalis is a sweet tart, I mean sweetheart.


    Also Beast, who is finding himself turned on by the scent of cleaning supplies.

    Do not speak of Beast to me today as he has not RSVP’d to our party.

    He is welcome to stay at home with his Love Mitten.



    Am debating who next.
    I'll be back with my mother-in-law's loopy-lavender-ribboned-sugar-and-cream Easter cake which I shall steal from the kitchen counter.


    Did someone mention cake?




    BITCHES: As usual, some of you are having difficulties following instructions.

    The post CLEARLY says…

    “Come back to Infomaniac and tell us which blog(s) you commented on.”

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  13. LEAH: Old Knudsen's cap is MINE so don't get ideas above your station.

    Now go somewhere else.

    Why must I supervise everything you people do?

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  14. DR. MONKEY: Welcome to Infomaniac!

    I hope my bitches have not been making a nuisance of themselves over at your most entertaining blog.

    There will be cake later if you stick around.

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  15. BITCHES: Mistress MJ will return in a few hours.

    The Houseboys require disciplinary action.

    Carry on.

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  16. Oh I am in Miss MJ's bad books AGAIN.
    In my defence I am working TWO JOBS at the moment
    but dont worry about a poor exhausted beast
    ***Lower lip trembles***

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  17. Hello I was sent by MJ. Disgusting! I won't be back.

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  18. i stopped by mr. monkey's blog, sugar! xoxox

    (i'm drinking already.)
    (i'll bring my hangover.)

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  19. Ok I stopped at Fubulon, Emma K, Mr Anonymous Boxer, Infomaniac, Leah and Donn.

    All were shite except for Donn who was lovely.

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  20. I visited Bulletproof Bracelets in hopes of catching Wonder Woman wrestling with Amazons and experiencing wardrobe malfunctions. I visited Betty's Utility Room for the same reason.

    Bulletproof Bracelets is like the tabloids, only funnier and straight to the point. Betty is hilarious and should be running a charm school for children.

    I also visited Oye Billy, because it sounded like a cool blog name. His latest work is deciphering Opera for Dummies, which I appreciate.

    In the spirit of Easter, I'm bringing my cream filled eggs for everyone to suck on.

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  21. I just did Carnalis, Savannah and Scarlet.

    I'm drained.

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  22. I also fitted in Random Chick.

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  23. This is either a CIA experiment to get everyone's IP address on file or you just wanted to show me what a brilliant blogger I am. I am humble and touched.

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  24. *blush* (again)


    I've lost track of the number of laps i've sat on .. i mean, number of blogs i've clicked on.

    I am thinking i might whip up a lemon meringue pie, for later

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  25. Istvantski if thats a name was done.

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  27. My Monday post is up and it's about drinking.

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  28. BITCHES: Oh this is just swell.

    Of all the days to get a headache, Mistress MJ is nursing one as we speak.

    I need a lie down.

    In the meantime, keep it up (no, that doesn’t mean what you THINK it means) and I’ll be back later.

    Oh, and if any of you women are feeling the burn from Old Knudsen’s visit, I’ve got some good ointment.

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  29. Ok - I've been all over visiting, leaving messages an' all - 'cept for Knudsen cos I think he prefers lurkers.

    You let him smoke in your bath?!!!

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  30. I've also been about. Can I have cake now?
    Sx

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  31. Miss Scarlet did me.

    And I did Famulus, Beantown Caffe and Mrs Pouncer.

    I'm so gregheyrious.

    I want some cake now too.

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  32. I went over to Garfer who likes sheep.

    Nuff said.

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  33. Scarlet-Blue left a lovely impression.

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  34. I picked four blogs randomly. This were the chosen ones:

    1.oyebilly: I was bored to tears...

    2.spaceshipsnippets: would love to know his beautiful sons.... but not his blog.

    3.yellowvolkswagontheory: liked it!

    4.otterscoffer: something about sheep and Scottish people... I felt asleep.

    Do I need to do more to get my prize?

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  35. FABULASTIC: I specifically stated the following...

    "Remember...play nicely!
    If you don’t have something nice to say about another bitch’s blog, don’t say anything at all! Move along until you find a blog more to your liking."


    If you are bored to tears by my bitches, I suggest you leave.

    You are no longer welcome at Infomaniac.

    Good bye.



    BITCHES: Everyone else, please ignore this unpleasantness and carry on.

    A reminder that the party lasts all day Monday too.

    Cake for everyone!

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  36. Seems that we are all living in the prozac nation... criticism might just be to real...

    By the way, I'm not a bitch... I would leave that for you...

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  37. This is a great idea, I went to visit Dr Monkey.

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  39. MJ, after all this time I finally looked at Cakefarts. Do I have to eat that cake?

    And by the way, I visited Scarlet-Blue, which was exciting because I've been staring at her pretty avatar for so long but never popped over. Also Garfer, who is hilarious and used the word "gormless" to describe sheep. I love that word.

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  40. In answer to Leah’s question I say, Let them eat cake!

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  41. Now THAT is what I call a fridge magnet.

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  42. Went to Knudsen, Kaz and Kapitano (only doing K currently). All good. But big new is that I instructed Maroon to forward photographs of his ass with all available haste. Hope they arrived intact hemhem.

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  43. DONN: Now THAT is what I call a fridge magnet.

    There is perfectly good cake on the table, Donn.

    You needn’t be sticking your nose in the refrigerator.


    HEFF: I'll make some rounds.

    See that you DO.


    MRS. P: Went to Knudsen, Kaz and Kapitano (only doing K currently). All good.

    The REAL time-consumers are the ‘M’s’.

    But big new is that I instructed Maroon to forward photographs of his ass with all available haste. Hope they arrived intact hemhem.

    May I ask you to have a word with Dr. Maroon?

    He sent me a photo of his bare bottom but he did not specify whether he wants it immortalized here publicly or whether it is for my private collection.

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  44. I've just been over to see Jason. I'd never heard of him before and he's a Morrissey fan.
    Is it too late to bring over a bottle of brown ale and an Eccles cake?

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  45. Just returned from Garfer's place. It's wild and woolly over there.

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  46. KAZ: Jason’s from N’Awlins, y’all.

    Laissez les bon temps rouler!


    XL: Garfer lives in the land of the Tunnocks Teacake.

    He frequently disappears into darkened pubs and inns in the Lake District but resurfaces from time to time to entertain us.

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  47. Hi - MJ sent me....

    oh crap.

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  48. BOXER: Oh for heaven's sake, Boxer.

    Have you been drinking?

    No wait...I'm confusing you with me!

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  49. I am not clicking on that cake link this time

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  50. BEAST: Perhaps not.

    But you ARE running around with my panties on your head!

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  51. Okay, how do I get to that Jacuzzi party?

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  52. Just been to a load of old Bollocks and didn't think it was bollocks. He made some valid points about earphones.

    And to think I thought I was alone with my pain.

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  53. Then I went to Tom at Humans and Horses. He's got a service round his way he'spretty excited about.

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  54. Then I went to Emma K's. I forgot to say you sent me though. So I went back and explained. She's worried about her kid doing smack. Her kid's eight.

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  55. I visited Beantown Caffe, Cafe Muscato, Heff's Bar & Grill, and Tunnocks Teacakes. I was hungry and the blog names sounded delicious.

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  56. EMERSON: I saw your comment at Istvanski’s where you say that headphones make you look like Princess Leia in Star Wars.

    Do you have a photo?

    As for Tom, I’d love to have heard his confession. All that Catholic guilt.

    And Emma? She hasn’t shown up to the party! Perhaps her kid IS doing smack!


    EROS: Bon appétit!

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  57. Went to Scarlet Blue, she's seemingly in gardening, and to Tom, who has discovered a new home delivering service.
    Others may follow, in at least twelve hours or so.

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  58. MAGO: Miss Scarlet has an unruly bush, hence the gardening.

    I’ve asked Tom to reveal his confession.

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  59. Hi MJ
    Here is my confession. Under the influence of your good self I visited 'Carnalis'. Shocked and stunned by what I found I scrolled back and read more. But it's OK, I since cleansed my soul by reciting three Hail Mary's and one Our Father.

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  60. There's no Princess Leia photo, MJ.
    Not yet at least

    Maybe I should go the whole hog, and get my hands on some white robes.

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  61. I'm sorry I missed tis love-in,but I have gone to many on your blogroll and enjoyed them.

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  62. I'm sorry I missed tis love-in,but I have gone to many on your blogroll and enjoyed them.

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