Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Good Vibrations

Whilst CyberPete the Queen of Denmark was being serviced by my houseboys, I snuck into his private chambers and stole his undulating undies

38 comments:

  1. Why are you wearing Frobi's Bree Van De Kamp wig, too?

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  2. IVD: Why am I wearing your frumpy nightie?

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  3. You actually touched "it"?

    Brave woman! I'll throw a victoria cross at you. Or maybe a Mutterkreuz.

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  4. I'll have you know I do NOT own any undulating undergarments. They must be Scarlets, she moved in yesterday. Remember!

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  5. MAGO: Hitler's mother should have had an abortion.

    CYBERPOOF: I'll remind you that you SANG about your undulating undies with the marabou frills.

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  6. ***has horrible vision of IVD in a pink brushed nylon baby doll nightie***

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  7. BEAST: I'm warning you in advance not to visit CyberPoof's blog for more IVD fashion atrocities.

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  8. Sorry Pete, you're on your own with this one... they are not mine, nor am I ginger...
    Sx

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  9. It looks more like a chastity belt! Seriously, who would come near that?

    Or it's a home electrolysis kit for the bald look without the shaving bumps! Get yours for Xmas now!

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  10. It's a plastic rain hat.. with wires... nothing sinister about it at all...
    Sx

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  11. Ha ha! Yay! First!

    First to comment yes, lol.

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  12. SCARLET: Ginger wasn't mentioned but now you've planted the mental image.

    EROS: I might cum near that if it works as promised.

    SCARLET: Are you trying to electrocute me?

    GINRO: There is no point in trying to capture the glory of yesteryear.

    IVD has usurped you.

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  13. You could do with some 'marabou frills' on that nightie mj.
    Sartorial standards must be maintained even in a Canadian winter.

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  14. KAZ: Ahem. It's IVD's poor excuse for a nightie.

    My peignoir collection needs laundering but the houseboys have run off to Denmark.

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  15. That's just heater gitch?!
    Winter Nights are cold in Denmark..hello!?

    Happenis means waking up with a warm willy and freshly roasted nuts.

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  16. Brief & To The Point..........

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  17. An effective anti-wanking device in any case.

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  18. I know what it is! It's Geronimo!
    Sx

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  19. I know I sang about it but that doesn't mean it's true.

    I agree Scarlet isn't ginger but the undulating undies are totally hers.

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  20. We've got enough wobbly drawers in our house without those.

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  21. Dr. Frankensteinish invention? Designed to re-animate one's nethers?

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  22. I'm staying out of it; I'm staying away from it, and if it comes after me I WILL respond with heavy ordnance. its like a psychotherapeutic shock device for the 'ruling head' or something.

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  23. I don't care whose undulating undies these are, I just want my houseboys back, my glamourous nighties back, and my pre-sticky toffee pudding figure back!

    Dammit!

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  24. Well MJ, you lose things.

    I'll give you back ONE houseboy to do your laundry.

    I'm so nice.

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  25. Oh why did it have to be that colour pink :-(

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  26. "my pre-sticky toffee pudding figure back!"

    Boot camp in the Bavarian forrrrest?

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  28. They don't look like they are made out of cotton therefore, they will not breathe. You'll be sweating your arse off!

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  29. OMG they're not cotton?

    *tosses them at BEAST in fear that a yeast infection will develop*

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  30. No MJ, you don't understand what I meant. But as you're a woman I'll let it pass, seeing as it's that time and all, lol. Don't want huge bricks thrown through my monitor etc.

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  31. i am at a loss for words! xoxox

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  32. Listen you hussy!

    You've just won this really kool award MJ. Congratulations.

    Now I expect an acceptance speech.

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  33. crikey.....wish I hadn't thrown my hulk pants out now....

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  34. I believe those belong in the Macy's Day Parade.

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  35. I may have just electrocuted myself on the giant undulating underpants.

    Must churn out tomorrow's post before I pass out.

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  36. The panties that inspired the Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch hit:

    It's such a good vibration!
    It's such a sweet sensation!

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