Sunday, December 17, 2006

Gay Merit Badges




Do you know someone who deserves a gay merit badge?

Surely you don't have to be gay to merit some of these badges?






via [the peculiar one]

14 comments:

  1. What about us bi-sexuals? Where's our badges, dammit!

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  2. Awaiting: You're hungover, aren't you?

    Maidy: You've already got double the pleasure and now you want your own badges? I suggest combining the 'Muff Diver" and "Cock Sucker" badges.

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  3. awaiting - congratulations on being out. i didn't know you were gay.

    mj - which one describes you?

    maidink - i agree with mj. make up your own. then everyone will want the one you've got.

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  4. Yeah, but now with a house of seven kids, my arse is recuperating FAST!

    Pray for me!

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  5. i could have sworn she had more than 7 kids.

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  6. Pink: My badges are 'fruit fly' and 'fag hag'

    Awaiting: Are you running a day care centre over there?

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  7. Cocksucking cunt.

    I bet that one was tailor made just for you.

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  8. Piggy: I've commissioned a special 'bumlove' badge for you.

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  9. ok, i guess that this means my merit badge, if we're supposed to choose from the options given, would be drama queen. they should have one about loving pink or something.

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  10. You had me in stitches!
    Wear them with pride.

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  11. The 'Fairy' one looks more like a Jester to me.

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  12. The fairy one looks more like Piggy to me...

    Or it could look more like the imaginary friend I had back in 4th grade...I can't decide.

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  13. Hey - I want one of those Cocksucker badges.

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