Infomaniac

It's time to retire your old green shorts... And wear The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts ! Rimpy Rimington is hosting a new competit...

You've waited over FIVE LONG YEARS for the return of The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Competition but it seems that our last winner, P...

" I've dedicated my life to winning the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts, " says Infomaniac Bitch, Rimpy Rimpington . The las...

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[ via ] It's Canada Day AND Norma's birthday, Bitches! The Mistress is not going anywhere.  Temperatures for the next few day...

What do you Bitches use to tell the time?   [ via ] A wristwatch? A Smartphone? A sundial?

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So spring finally sprung but now we're havin' a heat wave!  

At last... Start snapping photos in anticipation of the Eighth Annual Infomaniac Garden Photos Event , to be held in the fall.

The Mistress has not yet witnessed the arse end of winter. It continues to snow. The weekend saw a freezing rain storm lasting 48 hour...

On March 23rd, Infomaniac turns 12. [ via ] Isn't that about the time one experiences puberty? In any case, help yourself to as m...

Please join me in wishing Mr. DeVice a GAY and happy birthday!

The Mistress is experiencing a time management problem.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system... The Mistress is out of the office for a few days but please leave a...

How many times do you Bitches need to be reminded about ladder safety ?... [ via ] Don’t lean too far in either direction. Overreaching ...

Some of us can't stay awake to watch the Academy Awards in its entirety... What did we miss?