Infomaniac

While The Mistress is temporarily unavailable, please enjoy the pool at the Infomaniac Beach House... But do NOT let things get out of h...

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Did you or did you not read my Public Service Announcement regarding ladder safety ? Obviously not!... And this inexcusable footwear ...

To keep healthy this summer, stay hydrated... [ via ] Thirst isn’t the best indicator that you need to drink. If you get thirsty, you’r...

Hold on to your hats, Bitches... Today we celebrate both National Nude Day and Bastille Day (aka "la Fête nationale" or ...

Back in the mists of time, in your youth, did you have a summer job? Tell us about it.

Is it hot or is it just me?

Now that you Bitches have finished the laundry... [ via ] ... what's up for the rest of the week?

Which of these photos most closely resembles your typical weekend? This one?.. [ via ] Or this one?...

If there is a god they need to come down to Earth and explain WWII, Hitler, bowel cancer, and Croc shoes . Quote from his recently publ...

Hands up if you went to summer camp, as a child... Now, tell us about it.

Since you'll be at the beach or a barbecue on the big day, we're wishing you American Bitches a happy Fourth o f July in advance....

Nothing says CANADA like a six-storey-tall, 89 foot long (more than 27 metres) inflatable RUBBER DUCK weighing in at 30,000 pounds (13,600-...

Things that turn 150 on July 1st: Canada... and Norma ...

Mr. Peenee asks, " Did you see the story in the New York Times about Justin Trudeau's socks? We are all 12 year old girls at hea...

Stop slouching! Slouching hurts your body and may result in aches and pains in your back, neck and shoulders. Slouching also affects y...

Happy birthday, Princess ! [ via ]

Remember to tip the pool boy... Here at the Infomaniac Beach House .

Are you Bitches ready for summer?