Infomaniac

Infomaniac Goes to the Movies

2012-01-29T00:01:00.004-05:00

Mistress MJ was so impressed with your book suggestions that this week she’s asking for your movie recommendations.

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Keeping in mind that Mistress MJ does not care much for action movies, let us know which film(s) you’d recommend, be they contemporary or oldies.

Note: Please include a brief description so Mistress MJ doesn’t wear out her Googling finger.

Muscato's Back!

2012-01-28T15:37:00.000-05:00

YOU heard me... Muscato!

Couple of the Month

2012-01-28T09:21:00.000-05:00

Our cher ami Deep Blue (Jon) asked for cowboys and by golly he’ll GET cowboys!

Weekend

2012-01-27T20:57:00.000-05:00

Mistress MJ has everything she needs for the weekend here in this state of the art entertainment centre…

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Will you be joining me?

Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service

2012-01-27T07:07:00.000-05:00

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It has come to Mistress MJ’s attention that many of you Bitches are chomping at the bit for a bit of tail.

That’s why the staff of Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service (pictured below) is manning the phone lines, ready to match up clients with you, the Infomaniac Bitches.

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Simply jot down a few “dating profile” points about yourself in the comments box …

Your interests, sexual preference, what you want in a mate, etc.

If you’re one of the chosen few, we’ll profile you here on Infomaniac and try to match you up with one of our many clients who are gagging for a shag, er, um, I mean who are looking for love.

Our dating service is also open to those who are already in relationships but are looking for “a bit on the side.”

Discretion assured!

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So don’t just sit there. Call today!

Filthy Friday

2012-01-27T00:01:00.000-05:00

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Introducing “The Forgotten Musical!”

2012-01-26T19:21:00.000-05:00

Those in the know have visited Thombeau’s recently created blog, The Redundant Variety Hour, celebrating the golden age of television variety shows.

Are you Bitches ready for more fabulosity?

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Mae West and Timothy Dalton in “Sextette”

Thombeau has started a sister site featuring song-and-dance extravaganzas of the silver screen.

Visit The Forgotten Musical…Musical Madness from Hollywood to Bollywood...and beyond!

Open Mic Day

2012-01-26T13:30:00.000-05:00

It’s Open Mic Day here at Infomaniac.

Step up to the microphone and say whatever is on your mind.

Twat Did You Say?

2012-01-25T21:59:00.001-05:00

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I said Mistress MJ will return sometime on Thursday with a new post.

Wenis Wednesday – Robbie Burns Day Edition

2012-01-25T04:23:00.000-05:00

What better way to mark the birth of Scotland's national poet than with a kilt-lifting?

Ask Miss Normadesmond

2012-01-24T18:55:00.000-05:00

Do YOU have a question for Miss Normadesmond?

She's listening to you using her silver, moonstone-encrusted ear trumpet...

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Why Can't We Be Friends?

2012-01-24T15:59:00.000-05:00

Humor Blogs

2012-01-24T04:27:00.000-05:00

Surely you’re wondering why Mistress MJ spelled “Humour” without the “u.” It is because this post is written by our AMERICAN friend, Ms. First Nations. Listen up, Bitches. Ms. Nations has a request to make of you…

So I just dumped a humor blog I've been reading for the past 4 years. It started out funny. It turned into the whiny ranting of an aging, bitter conservative with shit taste in music. Of course I mean Infoman...Of course I mean the Vest Wirginia Rurf Seport. Not Infomaniac. Heavens no.

Might any of you rubicund, silky, adorable Bitches be able to recommend a new daily humor blog?

One that would better suit my discriminating tastes; i.e racist dead baby nudity, anarcho-syndicalism with robots, drugs, naked sex, tiny cars, naked Socialists, totally naked gardening advice, baby Jesus, armed hipsters, penises, baking, Spirit of '67 skins, rednecks, Harvey Pekar, Nyarlathotep, elderly African-American men playing electric guitars, naked nakedness, leather jackets, motorcycles, Jazz, Electronica, Metal, Blues, naked, smoking cigarettes, drinking whiskey out the neck of the bottle, Brazilian women, and tacos.

Note from Mistress MJ: This clip shows Ms. Nations on a GOOD day …

Musical Interlude

2012-01-23T22:06:00.001-05:00

Mistress MJ will return sometime on Tuesday with a proper post.

But for now, Radio Infomaniac is on the air with a catchy instrumental that Mistress MJ enjoys …

Shadows - Juan Trip'

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

2012-01-23T02:53:00.003-05:00

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time again, Bitches!

Time to guess who this nipple belongs to …

We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will be then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think this nipple belongs to?

ANSWER: It’s Cookie’s nipple!

Wally’s Party Goes Upscale

2012-01-22T04:01:00.000-05:00

After complaining that “It's like the Planet Fabulon Board of Directors found themselves homeless and crashed at MJ's,” Mr. Peenee decided to take matters into his own hands and glam things up a little at Wally's housewarming party …

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Designing Wally’s Housewarming Party

2012-01-21T21:23:00.001-05:00

As you know, Wally’s moved to the state of Georgia and in a show of good ole southern hospitality, he’s invited all the Infomaniac Bitches ‘round for a housewarming party…

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Heels and Hooch

2012-01-21T06:57:00.000-05:00

Heels and hooch...

Infomaniac Bitches are ready for the weekend!

Have a good one!

Public Service Announcement #15

2012-01-20T16:16:00.001-05:00

See how they talk behind Norma’s back? …

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Don’t be that gal.

Wash your damn hands, Bitches.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Filthy Friday

2012-01-20T09:01:00.000-05:00

A peek into the Infomaniac Waiting Room...

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A Case of the Vapors

2012-01-19T22:06:00.000-05:00

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Mistress MJ has demurely toppled onto her fainting chaise with a case of the vapors (and a case of wine) but will return later with Filthy Friday.

Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?

2012-01-19T00:01:00.002-05:00

UPDATE: Scroll to the bottom for the answer!

It’s Titty Time, Bitches!

Time to guess who these nipples belong to …

We’ll update later to reveal the answer AND the image will then be added to our Tit Bits Gallery.

In the meantime, which Infomaniac Bitch do you think these nipples belong to?

Note: Thanks to Princess for coming up with the game title “Whose Nipple Is It Anyway?;” thanks to Thombeau for the photo gallery title, “Tit Bits Gallery” and thanks to Boneman for the rallying cry, “It’s Titty Time!”

ANSWER: It’s Kapitano’s nipple!!! That’s right…our birthday boy!

Tit Bits Gallery

2012-01-18T00:38:00.003-05:00

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Welcome to the Infomaniac Tit Bits Gallery where you may freely ogle the tantalizing titties, the eye-catching areolas, the nubile nipples, the charming chests and the magnificent mammaries of our Infomaniac Bitches.

This gallery will be updated from time to time as new photos are added.

Let’s get started with Yorkshire’s favourite poofs: Tazzy and Piggy.

First up: TAZZY …

Tazzy’s nipple appeared the first time we played “Whose Nipple Is It Anyway” back when the game was known as “Guess the Nipple.”

And the late great Piggy …

Let's head back overseas to Minneapolis, Minnesota to Miss Normadesmond …

Isn’t she something, folks?

Now back across The Pond to England to Kapitano! ...

Returning once again to the good ole' U.S.of A., let's visit Cookie's nipple in Columbus, Ohio...

WATCH THIS SPACE!

This gallery will be updated from time to time as new photos are added.

Kapitano's Birthday Stripper

2012-01-17T10:45:00.000-05:00

Kapitano's birthday stripper has arrived...

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Party on, Kapi!

And enjoy that haggis.

Happy Birthday, Kapitano!

2012-01-17T00:01:00.000-05:00

Kapitano turns 40 today…that’s about 100 in gay years.

So to celebrate, we’ve invited a few friends ‘round …

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Welcome, Delurkers!

2012-01-16T22:07:00.000-05:00

Let's give a little love to everyone who delurked here on Delurking Day!

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Welcome to Grouchy, Mister Masters, and Vato Diablo.

And also to Brian G. who delurked on Saturday.

Cum again, Bitches!

Delurking Day

2012-01-16T00:01:00.001-05:00

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Today is Delurking Day here on Infomaniac.

We know that some of you have been peering through the keyhole for some time now, watching the goings-on in silence but never leaving a comment.

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So all day today, we here at Infomaniac ask you lurkers to come out from hiding in the closet and join us …

Afterall, would it kill ya to comment?

Mistress MJ doesn't bite. Much.

Tell us a little about yourselves, if you like, or tell us why you visit Infomaniac or how you found us. Or just pop in with a “Hello, bitches.” Whatever you please. And there’s no pressure to comment ever again if you wish to remain in the shadows.

Regular Infomaniac Bitches can help make the newbies feel welcome by telling them a little bit about your fabulous selves. After all, you were all new here once too!

Show Us Yer Nipples

2012-01-14T21:13:00.000-05:00

A reminder to send Mistress MJ a photo of your nipple(s)!

And while Marc Bolan’s nipple has your attention…hello? Over HERE!!! Mistress MJ is speaking to you!

Ahem.

YOU send us a photo of your nipples and the rest of us try to guess whose nipples they are.

We need a catchy name for the “Guess the Nipple” game.

So far all I’ve come up with is “Name the Nipple.”

Any other suggestions?

Kitchen Glamour

2012-01-14T15:45:00.000-05:00

Glamourize your kitchen.

With these...

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Or this...

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Weekend

2012-01-14T05:38:00.000-05:00

Won't you join Mistress MJ in celebration?

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Filthy Friday - The Peenee Diaries

2012-01-13T02:42:00.001-05:00

In yesterday’s post, Thombeau informed us that he’s reading The Peenee Diaries, the autobiography of everyone’s fave San Franciscan, Mr. Peenee.

Unfortunately, the pages in my copy are stuck together (damn those houseboys) but I managed to find one unstained photograph …

Perhaps you Bitches can decipher what the now obscured text might have been?

What Are You Bitches Reading?

2012-01-12T00:01:00.000-05:00

Mistress MJ wants to know what you’re reading.

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And she especially wants to know what books you’ve read that you can recommend to the rest of us.

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Thanks to Thombeau, Mistress MJ is currently riveted by a fascinating book entitled, “Secret Historian: The Life and Times of Samuel Steward, Professor, Tattoo Artist and Sexual Renegade” by Justin Spring.

“Samuel Steward’s 'Stud File' contained a meticulously documented record on index cards of every sexual experience and partner that Steward said he had had over 50 years."

You can read Thombeau’s book review here.

It’s going to be a long, cold winter and Mistress MJ’s neck of the woods could see 20 cm of snow by Friday. (That’s almost 8 inches for you Americans.) So I want a big stack of books to get me through the winter …

… and perhaps some warmer clothes.

Tell us what books YOU recommend!

Wenis Wednesday

2012-01-11T08:46:00.000-05:00

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Introducing “The Redundant Variety Hour!”

2012-01-10T10:44:00.000-05:00

From the man who brought you Planet Fabulon and Chateau Thombeau and Form is Void comes….drum roll please…

THE REDUNDANT VARIETY HOUR!

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The fabulous Thombeau brings you MORE of the fabulosity you expect from him as he celebrates the golden age of television variety shows.

See Dalida, Miss Mitzi Gaynor, Tom Jones, Mama Cass, The Lennon Sisters, Carol Channing, Petula Clark, Herb Alpert, Bea Arthur and MORE on The Redundant Variety Hour!

Divas, dancers, glamour and glitz! An entertainment extravaganza spectacular! Costumes! Choreography! Camp!

This blog has it ALL!

Where else are you going to find Bette Midler, Cher and Elton John all on stage TOGETHER? With a bonus Flip Wilson!...

Click it, Bitches!

Norma’s Nipples

2012-01-10T00:01:00.000-05:00

The nipplage of the lovely Miss Normadesmond…

Bitches: Do you think we should start a Gallery of Nipplage similar to the Infomaniac Gallery of Alluring Arses?

And would you like to try to Guess the Nipple as we did with Tazzy’s nipple?

You would send Mistress MJ a photo of your nipples and everyone would have to guess whose nipples they are.

Let me know!

Rump Reading

2012-01-09T07:05:00.002-05:00

Last week, we asked you to submit photos of your bare bottoms for a rump reading.

Are you ready for THIS, Bitches? The first FEMALE arse to join Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses! …

NURSEMYRA!

For purposes of alliteration, I wanted to say “first female fanny” but then, depending on which country you’re in, we’d be referring to her frontbits instead of her backbits.

Using the ancient (pseudo)science of Rumpology, we ask you to foretell Nursemyra’s fortune.

Don’t Go Anywhere!

2012-01-08T09:41:00.000-05:00

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Mistress MJ will be back soon.

Dancing Queens

2012-01-07T05:25:00.002-05:00

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Have a great weekend, Bitches!

I Dream of Jeannie’s Nipple

2012-01-06T12:21:00.001-05:00

Do you dream of seeing Barbara Eden’s breasts?

If you’re one of the 3.5 straight men of a certain age who read this blog, we think you do.

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Over here, big boy.

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Ta-TA! Er, Ta-DA!

You probably also dreamed of seeing her navel.

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"Censors allowed her (Barbara Eden’s character Jeannie) to be depicted living in a house with an unmarried man (because early episodes made it plain that she slept in her bottle), but would not permit Eden's navel to be seen."

Fellas: We here at Infomaniac hope you have enjoyed this little trip down Mammary Lane.

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Filthy Friday

2012-01-06T00:01:00.000-05:00

Our first Filthy Friday in this, The Year of the Arse…

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Butt Reading

2012-01-05T00:01:00.001-05:00

In Tuesday’s post, you were asked to send a photo of your bare bottom and Mistress MJ would tell your fortune based on the science of Rumpology.

Today we feature Princess’s posterior…

Mistress MJ feels that you Bitches are every bit as qualified as Jackie Stallone to perform a rump reading.

By observing the lines, crevices, dimples and folds of Princess’s posterior, what do you foretell about Princess’s character?

What does the future hold in store for Princess?

What secrets lie hidden in his past?

ANALyze Princess's posterior and let us know what you find!

Note: Princess’s posterior joins Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Thank you, Princess!

Wenis Wednesday

2012-01-04T05:34:00.000-05:00

It may be The Year of the Arse but that's no excuse to forget about wenis…

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Rumpology

2012-01-03T06:41:00.002-05:00

Wondering what 2012 (The Year of the Arse) has in store for you?

Why not contact Jackie Stallone for a butt reading?

Yes, that Jackie Stallone; mother of Slyvester Stallone and America’s foremost rumpologist…

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Simply send Jackie a photo of your arse.

She will ANALyze the left and right hemispheres of your buttocks as well as the gluteal cleft (aka arse crack)…

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… and Jackie will send you a detailed report.

What does YOUR arse reveal about YOU?

Get up off your arse and contact Jacqueline Stallone today!

BUT WAIT!!!

Why should Jackie rake in all the profits?

SEND A PHOTO OF YOUR BARE BOTTOM TO MISTRESS MJ AND SHE WILL READ YOUR FORTUNE!

Tushy Tuesday

2012-01-03T00:01:00.000-05:00

Mistress MJ’s New Year’s wish to all Infomaniac Bitches in this, The Year of the Arse…

May the sun shine out of your arses in 2012!

Topher’s Tush

2012-01-02T00:01:00.000-05:00

Following yesterday’s “The Year We Make Anal Contact” post, Topher declared this the “Year of the Arse” and with that we wish to feature TOPHER’S TUSH as our first bare bottom of 2012…

Topher, from Naples, Florida, joined us in 2011. You may recall seeing his reflection here in his entry to The Gayest Thing in Your House Contest…

Topher’s tush becomes the first entry of 2012 in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses.

Thank you, Topher!

REMINDER: If you are a new Infomaniac Bitch, it is your duty to submit a photograph of your bare bottom to Mistress MJ to be included in Infomaniac’s Gallery of Alluring Arses. Shy Bitches may submit a photo of your arse in underthingies or tights, if you prefer. Ultra-shy Bitches may submit a photo designated “for Mistress MJ’s eyes only.” Discretion assured.

Welcome 2012!

2012-01-01T15:56:00.000-05:00

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Happy New Year, Bitches!

2011-12-31T00:01:00.000-05:00

Happy New Year to each and every Infomaniac Bitch!

Let’s take a moment to welcome those who left their first comment here on Infomaniac in 2011…

Absolute Johnnie, AJF, Bitter69UK, Blazng Scarlet, Canadian Girl, Cat, Charlotta Sheer, Chickory, CoreyJo, Deep Blue (Jon), Epic Fail, George W. Tush, Ilduce, Joe Corbati, Joka P., Memphis Steve, Mermaid Gallery, Mistress Maddie, Michelle, Miss Sno Cone, Mrs. Martha Smith-Standish, Peeper Beeper, Rafa, Rincewind, Rui Barros, She, Tatty Tiara, TB, Tigerchanter, Tiger Tsuki, Topher, Twunty McSlore, Unbearable Banishment and Zenfancy.

Did I miss anyone?

And thanks to those of you lurkers who never comment but who sent lovely emails to Mistress MJ to let me know you’re out there.

To 2012, Bitches!

And let’s not forget that not only is December 31st New Year’s Eve…it’s Savannah’s birthday!

Happy birthday, Miss Savannah!

Help yourself to CAKE!...

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Mmm...doesn't it smell good?

Filthy Friday – New Year’s Eve Edition

2011-12-30T00:01:00.000-05:00

Obviously it isn’t New Year’s Eve yet … this is a little premature.

Fasten Your Booze Bonnets

2011-12-29T08:55:00.001-05:00

New Year's Eve special! Act now!

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Free booze bonnets to members of the Infomaniac Drinking Team!

I Feel Naked Without My…

2011-12-29T04:30:00.000-05:00

I feel naked without my (fill in the blank, Bitches)

Wenis Wednesday

2011-12-28T13:53:00.000-05:00

[thanks, Ms. Nations]

Pejazzle Dazzle 'Em

2011-12-27T12:50:00.000-05:00

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Would YOU pejazzle?

Vajazzle Dazzle ‘Em

2011-12-27T00:06:00.000-05:00

Following a holiday "brownie"-making session, Ms. Nations and Mistress MJ get out the Vajazzler …

Merry Christmas, Bitches!

2011-12-24T00:01:00.001-05:00

On behalf of the staff here at Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) we wish you a Merry Christmas or (insert your choice of mid-winter festival here.)

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And now it’s that magical time when Mistress MJ dons her Mistletoe Belt Buckle…

…and tucks all you naughty little children into your beds and sets out to swig eggnog and have her stocking stuffed.

A special thanks to all you fabulous Bitches who, with your comments, make Infomaniac the most fun a gal can have without getting horizontal.

The Candy Man

2011-12-22T21:23:00.000-05:00

[via Zenfancy]

Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew
Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two
The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love and makes the world taste good

Winter Solstice

2011-12-22T00:01:00.000-05:00

Goodbye Fall…

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Hello Winter!...

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Wenis Wednesday

2011-12-21T00:01:00.000-05:00

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I Say a Little Prayer

2011-12-20T00:01:00.000-05:00

This is the version I listen to …

But THIS is the version I watch…

Forever, forever, you'll stay in my heart.

The John Waters Advent Calendar

2011-12-19T00:01:00.000-05:00

Check off all that apply to YOU, Bitches...

Day 1… Get naked and smoke.
Day 2… Ask a neighbour if they find it funny that every man in the neighborhood has a penis.
Day 3… Flash someone.
Day 4… Get your hair done.
Day 5. Go to a porn theatre (or rent a porno movie) and “pop a load”
Day 6… Whenever you hear someone say “shit” tell them you hate the brown word.
Day 7… Exclaim “What a day for an execution!” to strangers.
Day 8… Stomp on someones foot - laugh maniacally.
Day 9… Play “car accident.” (Be sure to have plenty of ketchup on hand.)
Day 10… Get a baby sitting job - throw wild destructive party. Trash everything.
Day 11… Admit to God that you are a whore.
Day 12… Tell your nephew (or other younger male relative) you’d be so happy if he turned nelly and found a nice beautician boyfriend.
Day 13… Seduce a bus driver.
Day 14… Refer to your daughter (or young female relative) as “that little MF”
Day 15… Write “I sniff jury underpants” (or other obscenity) in a bathroom stall.
Day 16… Have sloppy joes for dinner.
Day 17… Go to doctor and demand “a wang.”
Day 18… At the dinner table exclaim loudly “I’m so hungry I could eat cancer.”
Day 19… Tell someone that you’re a thief, a shit kicker and that you’d like to be famous.
Day 20… Condone first degree murder. Advocate cannibalism.
Day 21… Have sex with a midget in the back of a car.
Day 22… Be celibate for celluloid.
Day 23… Watch “Christmas Evil” with JW commentary.
Day 24… Send someone a bowel movement.
Bonus day - Return all your Christmas gifts for money because…. “you can do that you know.”

(john “meat thief” waters photographed by john russell)

Thanks, Thombeau!

We Three Queens

2011-12-18T06:02:00.002-05:00

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Infomaniac House of Beauty

2011-12-17T06:49:00.000-05:00

With her amazing Rejuvenique Anti-wrinkle Facial Toning Machine turned up to eleven, Mistress MJ is enjoying a much-deserved spa day at the Infomaniac House of Beauty…

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Afterall, if it’s good enough for Linda Evans…

By delivering a light pulsation from a 9-volt battery (included), the 26 gold-plated contact points inside this facemask gradually tone the skin and reduce the appearance of wrinkling. The mask's control unit has a knob that adjusts the pulsation intensity to suit individual preference.

Couple of the Month

2011-12-16T16:00:00.000-05:00

Welcome to a new series here on Infomaniac, entitled "Couple of the Month."

Below, we see our choice for December...

Filthy Friday

2011-12-16T05:10:00.001-05:00

Throughout the month of December, Filthy Fridays will reflect a Christmas theme.

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Friday Night on Thursday

2011-12-15T16:12:00.000-05:00

The weekend has come early for Mistress MJ...

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Will catch up with you Bitches soon.

And yes, there will be a Filthy Friday.

If You're Going to San Francisco

2011-12-15T00:01:00.001-05:00

That tremor on the street that you're feeling may not be an earthquake.

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Looks like Mr. Peenee's eaten one too many shortbread cookies during the festive season.

Wenis Wednesday - The BirkenCOCK

2011-12-14T00:01:00.001-05:00

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To Shave, or Not to Shave

2011-12-13T00:05:00.001-05:00

That is the question.

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Where do you stand on the issue, Bitches?

(This topic applies to any and all genders.)

Note: There's a birthday post below this one for Geoff!

Happy Birthday, Geoff!

2011-12-13T00:01:00.001-05:00

Join Mistress MJ in wishing a happy birthday to Infomaniac’s oldest Bitch, GEOFF...

“Blimey! I’ve been reading this filthy blog for HOW long?”
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And by “oldest” I mean “long-standing”…not “oldest” in the Mr. Peenee or Normadesmond sense of the word.

Man, I Feel Like a Woman

2011-12-12T00:01:00.000-05:00

Can you remember the first milestone or incident or rite of passage that made you feel like you were transitioning from adolescence to adulthood?

Was it the first time you shaved?...

Your first cocktail?...

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Your Bar Mitzvah?...

Your first period?...

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Tell us about it, Bitches!

Bitch Slapping Bonanza

2011-12-11T09:19:00.000-05:00

In Mistress MJ's absence, she has hired a team to bitch slap all of you...

Wassailing Weekend

2011-12-10T03:20:00.000-05:00

Mistress MJ has a whirlwind weekend of a-wassailing ahead of her and will rejoin you on Monday.

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Filthy Friday

2011-12-09T00:01:00.000-05:00

Throughout the month of December, Filthy Fridays will reflect a Christmas theme.

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Public Service Announcement #14

2011-12-07T22:23:00.000-05:00

Just because you can reproduce doesn't mean you should.

This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.

Wenis Wednesday

2011-12-07T00:01:00.000-05:00

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Happy Birthday, Donn!

2011-12-06T00:11:00.000-05:00

He grew up to be a ladies’ man but the little fella on the right, wearing the off-the-shoulder number, is Infomaniac Bitch Donn!...

Is Donn slipping the tongue to that little boy with the extended pinky finger?

Donn: If you’re reading this, please confirm if this is your earliest recollection of a tingling sensation in your “swimsuit area.”

And have a fabulous birthday!

Yay! She’s Back!

2011-12-06T00:10:00.000-05:00

[photo by Mariano Vivanco]

Mistress MJ has returned and will catch up with all of you soon.

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho

2011-12-02T22:04:00.000-05:00

[thanks, Thombeau!]

Enjoy your weekend, Bitches.

Mistress MJ will return asap.

Filthy Friday

2011-12-02T00:01:00.000-05:00

Throughout the month of December, Filthy Fridays will reflect a Christmas theme.

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Festive enough for you, Bitches?

It’s December, Bitches

2011-12-01T07:30:00.000-05:00

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What are you going to do about it?

Shopping Germs

2011-11-30T11:22:00.001-05:00

If you’re like Mistress MJ and you

a.) Carry not one, not two, but THREE different types of anti-bacterial products in your handbag.
b.) Flush public toilets with your foot.
c.) Wash new clothes before you wear them.

Read on…

Planning a shopping excursion this holiday season?

Protect yourself from the 8 GERMIEST PLACES in the mall …

1. Restroom sinks
2. Food court tables
3. Escalator handrails
4. ATM handpads
5. Toy stores
6. Fitting rooms
7. Gadget shops
8. Makeup samples

Read the full story here for the sickening details.

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*dons hazmat suit before heading out the door*

Wenis Wednesday

2011-11-30T00:01:00.000-05:00

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The Big Zip

2011-11-29T00:01:00.001-05:00

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“Because one is enough, when it’s you. Show where you’re headed in the ultimate fashion climax. Fits so tight it shows all you’ve got…you’re a walking turn-on. And treats your body as well as she does. Easy on, easy off, quick as a flick of her tongue. Sexy cool crinkle cloth for those hot nights to come. Designed with your desires in mind…she’ll eat you alive in it. The Big Zip in 50% polyester/50% cotton. Long-sleeved in rust, blue or black. Short-sleeved in natural, blue or camel. Are you enough man to fill it? $45″

While You’re Waiting

2011-11-28T09:12:00.000-05:00

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Watch this 48-second video clip while you’re waiting for your handmade Christmas card from Mistress MJ…

The clip contains footage of a special place that Mistress MJ visits regularly and it will explain the image on your soon-to-arrive Christmas card!

I chose this clip knowing that you wouldn’t sit still long enough for this four minute video clip that contains more information.

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Enjoy!

Cocktails, Anyone?

2011-11-27T21:40:00.000-05:00

While you're waiting for Mistress MJ to lovingly hand-create your Christmas cards, enjoy a beverage at the Infomaniac Cocktail Lounge ...

Be sure to let Mistress MJ know if your mailing address has changed since this time last year.

*resumes licking envelopes*

She's Making a List

2011-11-27T04:01:00.000-05:00

Mistress MJ is making a list
And checking it twice

She knows you're all naughty
But thinks that's quite nice.

And that's why she needs to update her mailing list.

If you Bitches have moved since this time LAST year, email Mistress MJ your updated mailing address pronto as there is a deadline for popping cards in the post to foreign destinations.

Let the Weekend Begin

2011-11-25T21:50:00.001-05:00

Infomaniac Bitches waste no time in kicking it off in style...

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Won't you join us?

Filthy Friday Fruit Platter

2011-11-25T00:01:00.000-05:00

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Thanksgiving Gay

2011-11-24T00:01:00.000-05:00

Happy Thanksgiving Gay, er Day, to all our American Infomaniac Bitches!

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And thanks to the ever fabulous THOMBEAU, we have a little quiz to take today.

Check to see if you meet any of the qualifications listed below OR …

Why not make up your OWN gay quiz?!

The following passage is taken from Marilyn Manson’s autobiography, “The Long Hard Road Out of Hell.”…

My philosophy about sexuality is that I don't have a problem with anything anyone does in any way. All I ask is that you know the rules. I've sucked the dicks of several men, which a lot of straight guys won't admit to having done or wanting to do. But just like kissing a girl can't get her pregnant, sucking a guy's dick doesn't make you gay (Unless you break rule #3). It's not that i'm against being gay - I just want to clarify what makes you gay. Please note this list only pertains to guys: All women are by nature lesbians. So let's get things straight (no pun intended) - if you meet any of the qualifications below, you are gay.

1. IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU.

2. IF YOU'VE EVER OWNED A SMITHS ALBUM.

3. IF YOU GET HARD WHILE SUCKING ANOTHER GUY'S DICK. IF YOU DON'T, YOU'RE STRAIGHT - UNLESS HE GETS SPERM ON YOU.

4. IF MICHAEL STIPE IS IN THE ROOM WITH YOU AND YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN, YOU'RE BISEXUAL.

5. IF YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR, YOU'RE NOT GAY. BUT IF YOU'RE AT A STRAIGHT BAR AND YOU TALK TO ANOTHER GUY LONGER THAN YOU TALK TO A GIRL, YOU'RE GAY.

6. IF YOU TAP YOUR FEET TO A SMITHS SONG.

7. IF YOU DISCUSS ART FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES.

8. IF YOU'VE EVER WORN A BERET.

9. IF YOU KISS A GUY AND HE HAS A HARD-ON, YOU'RE NOT GAY UNLESS YOU HAVE A HARD-ON TOO.

10. IF YOU HAVE ANY KIND OF SEX - WITH A MALE OR A FEMALE - TO THE SMITHS, YOU'RE GAY.

11. IF YOUR ONLY PURPOSE IN LIFE IS TO GET GIRLS PREGNANT SO THEY CAN HAVE MORE GIRLS TO HAVE LESBIAN SEX TOGETHER.

12. IF YOU JACK OFF AND GET CUM ON YOURSELF.

13. IF YOU GET A BONER WATCHING GILLIGAN'S ISLAND.

14. IF YOU DON'T GET A BONER WATCHING BEWITCHED.

15. IF THERE'S A SMITHS SONG ON IN A BAR AND YOU'RE IN THE BATHROOM WITH YOUR DICK IN YOUR HAND.

16. IF YOUR NAME IS RICHARD AND YOU GO BY DICK.

17. IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH ANYONE NAMED DICK.

18. IF YOU DON'T CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, YOU'RE ONLY USING HER AS A PROP TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK YOU'RE NOT GAY.

19. IF YOU'RE FRIENDS WITH A MODEL.

20. IF YOU FUCK A GIRL WHO LIKES THE SMITHS.

21. IF YOU DON'T EAT MEAT BECAUSE THE SMITHS ALBUM MEAT IS MURDER HAD AN IMPACT ON YOUR LIFE.

22. IF YOU DO ANYTHING SPIRITUAL.

23. IF YOU FUCK A PREGNANT WOMAN AND SHE'S CARRYING A BOY, YOU'RE GAY. IF YOU GET SPERM ON THE AMNIOTIC SAC, THE BABY WILL GROW UP TO BE GAY TOO.

24. IF YOU'VE EVER HAD A HAIRCUT LIKE MORRISSEY.

25. IF YOU'VE EVER HAS A HAIRCUT WHILE A MORRISSEY OR SMITHS ALBUM WAS PLAYING IN THE ROOM.

26. IF YOU'VE EVER TALKED ABOUT OF OWNED A CRYSTAL - ESPECIALLY IF IT'S CRYSTAL METH.

27. IF YOU'VE EVER PUT BAND AIDS ON YOUR NIPPLES AS A FASHION STATEMENT.

28. IF YOU'VE EVER SPENT MORE THAN A WEEK ON SOUTH BEACH.

29. IF YOU'RE NOT THINKING ABOUT TITS RIGHT NOW.

30. IF YOU STILL LIKED JUDAS PRIEST AFTER YOU HEARD THE RUMOUR THAT ROB HALFORD WAS GAY.

31. IF YOU GET A HARD-ON WHILE TAKING A SHIT.

32. IF YOU KNOW WHAT SPERM TASTES LIKE (ESPECIALLY IF IT'S YOUR OWN).

33. IF YOU KISS A GIRL WITH TONGUE AFTER SHE'S SWALLOWED YOUR CUM.

34. IF YOU GET HARD WHILE READING THIS.

35. IF YOU KNOW THE NAMES OF ANYONE WHO'S EVER BEEN IN THE SMITHS BESIDES MORRISSEY OR JOHNNY MARR.

36. IF YOU'RE A MALE MODEL.

37. IF YOU GET CHOKED UP LISTENING TO BOYS DON'T CRY BY THE CURE.

38. IF YOU'RE A CLOTHING DESIGNER.

39. IF YOUR FIRST, LAST, OR MIDDLE OR ONLY NAME IS MORRISSEY.

That’s it, Bitches!

According to MM, I’m a lesbian so I won’t bother taking the test.

*grabs Ms. Nations by the drumstick and slathers her in cranberry sauce*

Balls

2011-11-23T07:17:00.001-05:00

Speaking of cocks in frocks, it takes balls for a boy to wear a skirt to school but that’s exactly what happened in England.

A 13-year-old boy wore his sister’s black skirt to class. He was later shortlisted for a human rights prize for taking a stand against a rule which allowed girls to change into skirts during hot weather, while boys had to swelter in long trousers.

Now if only we could lift the ball ban on Canadian playgrounds.

Wenis Wednesday

2011-11-23T00:01:00.002-05:00

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Where was this photo when I needed it for the Miss Cocks in Frocks Competition?

Ten Sex Mistakes You’ll Always Regret

2011-11-22T06:34:00.000-05:00

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Name at least ONE of yours, Bitches.

Meanwhile, Back in the Infomaniac Games Room

2011-11-21T20:43:00.000-05:00

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Junk in the Trunk

2011-11-21T04:47:00.002-05:00

You too can achieve this “ghetto booty” look simply by injecting a mixture of "cement, 'Fix-a-Flat,' mineral oil and super glue" into your arse…

Oneal Ron Morris, a fake doctor in Florida, has been arrested for allegedly giving women bad buttock injections.

“Morris, who police say is a man but appears to look like a woman and sports an apparently enhanced rear herself in arrest photos, was being held on $7,500 bond. It was unknown whether she has an attorney.”

If you want a bigger booty, the Infomaniac Medical Clinic recommends just eating a lot of ice cream rather than injecting your arse full of poison.

Read more here.

Gifts for the Games Room

2011-11-20T04:32:00.000-05:00

Mistress MJ went shopping with YOU in mind, Bitches and here’s what she purchased…

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(Thanks, Zenfancy!)

Anyone up for some fun?

Pull Up a Chair

2011-11-19T07:36:00.000-05:00

While you're waiting for Mistress MJ to return, pull up a chair...

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One of a kind...only one chair in stock.

Available at the Infomaniac Thrift Shop.

Gone Shopping

2011-11-17T09:07:00.001-05:00

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Back on Sunday.

In the meantime, based on the illustration above, try to identify the objects Mistress MJ is purchasing.

Wenis Wednesday

2011-11-16T04:27:00.000-05:00

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Queer Little Device

2011-11-15T15:49:00.000-05:00

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Ascot Instructions

2011-11-15T06:45:00.000-05:00

With a “deft flick of your fingers,” you too can be fashionable.

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Pill Party Aftermath

2011-11-14T20:40:00.000-05:00

Thanks to everyone who made Designing Wally’s birthday party a roaring success!