tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post9213995978522722841..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The Winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72316252253383560072008-11-28T18:36:00.000-05:002008-11-28T18:36:00.000-05:00I'll be your gnome... ;-)I'll be your gnome... ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23993970974042110642007-06-06T01:33:00.000-04:002007-06-06T01:33:00.000-04:00HE: Canadian representation for The Shorts compo w...HE: Canadian representation for The Shorts compo was sadly lacking. So much for Team Canada.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53838458982786145412007-06-05T15:40:00.000-04:002007-06-05T15:40:00.000-04:00Well Done Old Chap!I was going to suggest sending ...Well Done Old Chap!<BR/><BR/>I was going to suggest sending the article in question over here for a onceover at the Canadian Virology Lab BUT...<BR/>meh. <BR/><BR/>The sooner those shorts are off of the continent the better.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-526132140860911352007-06-05T13:55:00.000-04:002007-06-05T13:55:00.000-04:00Oh look, IVD... SID has contrived some blarney des...Oh look, IVD... SID has contrived some blarney designed to turn attention away from you, the winner, and onto him. He's such a sore loser.<BR/><BR/>*uses SID as an ottoman whilst he's in the foetal position*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79958105724957891462007-06-05T13:33:00.000-04:002007-06-05T13:33:00.000-04:00Thanks MJ for the comment.Yes..some cunt's stalkin...Thanks MJ for the comment.<BR/><BR/>Yes..some cunt's stalking me hence me interweb down and other nastiness.<BR/><BR/>Will explain all soon.<BR/><BR/>Well done IVD..they were made for you. You winning bitch.<BR/><BR/>SID<BR/><BR/>*assumes foetal position*<BR/><BR/>*resumes stirring MJs cocktails*<BR/><BR/>*mutters something incoherent about not winning*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16539789160953553042007-06-05T12:56:00.000-04:002007-06-05T12:56:00.000-04:00* faints, and not in a good way, on the way down, ...* faints, and not in a good way, on the way down, wonders if sheep dip will neutralise some of the cooties *<BR/><BR/>* thud *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71521644980439580242007-06-05T12:22:00.000-04:002007-06-05T12:22:00.000-04:00IVD, you scabby old skank, I'm sitting here typing...IVD, you scabby old skank, I'm sitting here typing this whilst wearing nothing between me and my Elf Shorts. Enjoy them when they arrive.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68802743025138929512007-06-05T12:06:00.000-04:002007-06-05T12:06:00.000-04:00* creeeeeeeeeeeeeeaak *Ooh, my knees...Thank you A...* creeeeeeeeeeeeeeaak *<BR/><BR/>Ooh, my knees...<BR/><BR/>Thank you Andi, oh mighty originator! I'll try and do you proud when MJ eventually relinquishes the shorts.<BR/><BR/>* leaves a sprinkling of scab flakes at MJ's *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74829304218493825482007-06-05T11:23:00.000-04:002007-06-05T11:23:00.000-04:00You've blown it, KNUDSEN but I bet it's not the fi...You've blown it, KNUDSEN but I bet it's not the first time you've heard that phrase directed your way.<BR/><BR/>IVD you should get down on your scaly, scabby knees and thank ANDI for congratulating you. She is, after all, the creator of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition. You, IVD, are not worthy of her praise. All hail Queen Andrea.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89880671548874297082007-06-05T10:02:00.000-04:002007-06-05T10:02:00.000-04:00Congratulations IDV.... May you carry on this pro...Congratulations IDV.... May you carry on this proud er........ whatever..<BR/><BR/>The longer this competition goes on, the harder it is to find a new and exciting pose I'll tell you that for sure!<BR/><BR/>Good luck and again, congratulations!Andrea Knapphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01893246738544281477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68790286950194819192007-06-05T03:20:00.000-04:002007-06-05T03:20:00.000-04:00Ok heres my caption,'MJ wanted a new look and thou...Ok heres my caption,<BR/><BR/>'MJ wanted a new look and thought this would be a good cheap way to put streaks in her hair.' <BR/><BR/>what do ya mean its over?Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4346718349711552132007-06-05T00:11:00.000-04:002007-06-05T00:11:00.000-04:00*waves to everyone in appreciation for dropping by...*waves to everyone in appreciation for dropping by to extend your warm wishes today to IVD...everyone except that cunting WARING. Waring, I refuse to post on Tuesday as a result of your insolence*<BR/><BR/>*takes tip from KIM to add "IUD" as yet another nickname for IVD*<BR/><BR/>Now everyone go visit IVD's blog so you can see his excitable posting on winning The Shorts.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35575693501031986102007-06-04T23:22:00.000-04:002007-06-04T23:22:00.000-04:00Well done everyone! Congratulations to IVD (it is...Well done everyone! Congratulations to IVD (it is SO hard not to type IUD) on your splendid comment, I know your junk will feel right at home in those shorts.<BR/><BR/>Great job MJ, really.<BR/><BR/>Sorry Ms. Mac, your streak continues, try not to lose hope my darling.<BR/><BR/>Do keep us posted, eh?<BR/><BR/>Sorry it took me so long to visit love, it's been a bit hectic around here. Thanks again.Kimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00299227021974854275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16703095701454029302007-06-04T23:16:00.000-04:002007-06-04T23:16:00.000-04:00sid brokered his internet. I told dude that potato...sid brokered his internet. <BR/><BR/>I told dude that potatoes may be good to eat, but they don't make good processors.<BR/><BR/>Sid...still waiting on my recipes! :)Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63556243336071750722007-06-04T23:12:00.000-04:002007-06-04T23:12:00.000-04:00Fuck.....Where's the blogging round up you lazy co...Fuck.....<BR/><BR/>Where's the blogging round up you lazy cow?Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88950783718506651262007-06-04T16:33:00.000-04:002007-06-04T16:33:00.000-04:00ATTENTION BITCHES: This just in from SID...SID's I...ATTENTION BITCHES: This just in from SID...<BR/><BR/>SID's Internet connection is down. More likely he's just a feckin' big eejit who accidentally unplugged his PC but nonetheless, he won't be commenting or posting today or possibly for a few days. <BR/><BR/>He humbly accepts runner-up status and will make a speech upon his return. <BR/><BR/>And he sends a big congratulatory kiss to IVD. <BR/><BR/>And SID? You'll have to work overtime serving me cocktails and doing my bidding when you come back.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69860889051563526012007-06-04T15:43:00.000-04:002007-06-04T15:43:00.000-04:00This should be fun.This should be fun.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89686104507906381302007-06-04T14:59:00.000-04:002007-06-04T14:59:00.000-04:00Ha ha ha haaaaa - you're going to be quite a sight...Ha ha ha haaaaa - you're going to be quite a sight in those!!!<BR/><BR/>(And I don't mean that as a good thing - prepare to be ridiculed! Muwahahahaha!)Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43442581327260075592007-06-04T14:23:00.000-04:002007-06-04T14:23:00.000-04:00You don't mean my crystal balls, do you M and J?You don't mean my crystal balls, do you M and J?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25910162756817637412007-06-04T13:48:00.000-04:002007-06-04T13:48:00.000-04:00Yay! Congrats to IVF!Of course, the shorts will b...Yay! Congrats to IVF!<BR/><BR/>Of course, the shorts will be tame in comparison to some of the 'other' shimmering green adornments he possesses.<BR/><BR/>AND... Here's hoping he does something with them rather quicker than the previous two owners!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29153946357243161592007-06-04T13:04:00.000-04:002007-06-04T13:04:00.000-04:00Seems I come back, but not in time! Darn it!I must...Seems I come back, but not in time! Darn it!<BR/><BR/>I must say, the cleavage makes me a bit jealous! :)<BR/><BR/>Yayyy! I got dsl again! I missed ya, MJ!Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16992218428760099382007-06-04T12:54:00.000-04:002007-06-04T12:54:00.000-04:00Congratulations Inexplicable! Wear them in good he...Congratulations Inexplicable! Wear them in good health! (best preserved by updating all your immunizations prior to receiving the shorts, kiddo)<BR/><BR/>I have regained faith in a loving and involved God simply by not having even garnered the whisper of a mention here. I thank you, and Eleanor thanks you.<BR/>*stands for a rousing chorus of 'Jesus Loves me, this I know"*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85356733106428763362007-06-04T12:52:00.000-04:002007-06-04T12:52:00.000-04:00BITCHES: I'm starting work now and won't be able t...BITCHES: I'm starting work now and won't be able to participate for awhile here so amuse yourselves without me.<BR/><BR/>That should be easy to do just imagining IVD in The Shorts.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65603805517917452592007-06-04T12:47:00.000-04:002007-06-04T12:47:00.000-04:00MJ, must you continue to keep giving out my secret...MJ, must you continue to keep giving out my secrets? <BR/><BR/>For the love of Christ woman, let me enjoy the sacredness that is my life of many personalities. (Heh, that could be a fucked up country western song in the making eh?)<BR/><BR/>Actually, I can't decide who I want to be anymore, maybe after my daughter's wedding is said and done next Saturday I will regain enough sanity to figure out who the fuck I am. Until then, I will remain lost and confused as each day brings with it a little more stress and a lot more alcohol!<BR/><BR/>Oh yeah, and I should have gotten extra points because even though I am not Canadian, I do have a huge ass freakin’ Maple Tree in my front yard, that counts for something doesn’t it? <BR/><BR/>*sigh*Krissteenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09941152380620085377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33530188423179033412007-06-04T12:42:00.000-04:002007-06-04T12:42:00.000-04:00Oof! Home now.I'm going to post something suitabl...Oof! Home now.<BR/><BR/>I'm going to post something suitable as an acceptance speech - I'll try not to cry. But first, I'm going to wade through the history of The Shorts again to bring myself up to scratch (although I'm sure I'll be scratching away after I've worn them for a little while).<BR/><BR/>Thank you all for your wishes. When I post the competition, I'll be sure to come back here to find you all and let you know.<BR/><BR/>Right. I have work to do!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.com