tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post9107141364730878434..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Pissing ContestThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18466615122908354842010-01-12T07:00:04.808-05:002010-01-12T07:00:04.808-05:00I once did a wee in my friends steam iron out of d...I once did a wee in my friends steam iron out of devilment. I often get caught short whilst shopping, especially around garden centres, it's the ornamental fountains that does it, I'm not sure if it's permissible to bob down amongst the dwarf conifers to wet one's lettuce, but I do anyway.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30989199482741743162010-01-12T01:06:17.123-05:002010-01-12T01:06:17.123-05:00Did I win yet?Did I win yet?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42952092836731866332010-01-11T22:11:53.980-05:002010-01-11T22:11:53.980-05:00I need this book because I’m curious to find out h...I need this book because I’m curious to find out how it ends and also if peeing up someone's butt while having sex with it is considered dangerous behavior...ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15922370638315543332010-01-11T17:00:04.157-05:002010-01-11T17:00:04.157-05:00No good deed goes unpeed, Beast!No good deed goes unpeed, Beast!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51212793850889601672010-01-11T16:15:56.992-05:002010-01-11T16:15:56.992-05:00I was just translatin :-(I was just translatin :-(BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38932210112363776172010-01-11T15:53:09.392-05:002010-01-11T15:53:09.392-05:00...that was more information than i needed, thanky......that was more information than i needed, thankyou Beastie. *considers boiling head to remove mental image*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58252684145839679892010-01-11T15:46:09.428-05:002010-01-11T15:46:09.428-05:00Oh I shall translate . In the old empire crisps ar...Oh I shall translate . In the old empire crisps are what you guys call chips , chips are what you call fries<br />Sooooooooooo a foreskin like a chip packetBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20169941478932649582010-01-11T15:37:07.155-05:002010-01-11T15:37:07.155-05:00I dont want the bloody book - it should be shredde...I dont want the bloody book - it should be shredded.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36953096053476713252010-01-11T15:17:42.239-05:002010-01-11T15:17:42.239-05:00...CRISP PACKET???!!!...CRISP PACKET???!!!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81713267620459692332010-01-11T15:17:14.822-05:002010-01-11T15:17:14.822-05:00Man, count me out. I already have enough voices te...Man, count me out. I already have enough voices telling me what to do (most of them advocate gun violence) without worrying about whiz whispering. Give it to someone who truly needs it. <br /><br />Give it to Frobi. <br /><br />What is his pee telling him? What could his pee be telling us? What is that strange flapping sound he makes whenever he drains his weasel? And what about Naiomi?FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70136500842963182252010-01-11T14:02:52.000-05:002010-01-11T14:02:52.000-05:00Oooops......Oooops......BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35207571109904833602010-01-11T13:55:09.262-05:002010-01-11T13:55:09.262-05:00I need this book because I NEVER have time to pee....I need this book because I NEVER have time to pee. I'm too damn busy. My bladder is upset with me and may be on strike. I constantly feel like my teeth are floating and probably have some kind of kidney disease. So you see, I really need this book. Perhaps, I also need to sit in on the meeting those nice ladies are having in that photo?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43079746881407425632010-01-11T13:37:18.615-05:002010-01-11T13:37:18.615-05:00Once again eastern philosophy trumps western panac...Once again eastern philosophy trumps western panache. Kabuki is moving into new digs in the spring. No house-warming party would be complete without the appropriate lavatory literature. Displayed proudly on the back of the loo, this beautiful manuscript would provide entertainment and education - and so few of todays' tomes can provide the same. kabukikabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18964993943044015172010-01-11T12:21:43.489-05:002010-01-11T12:21:43.489-05:00Don’t think I didn’t hear that, Beast.
Your entry...Don’t think I didn’t hear that, Beast.<br /><br />Your entry was one of my faves but I’m reconsidering now.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47441742184708345662010-01-11T12:09:17.527-05:002010-01-11T12:09:17.527-05:00And dont think the irony of a post about piss and ...And dont think the irony of a post about piss and Miss MJ getting pissy escapes meBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24026218524202628132010-01-11T12:08:19.172-05:002010-01-11T12:08:19.172-05:00Taking your tights down would probably help Miss S...Taking your tights down would probably help Miss ScarletBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42937673979560937392010-01-11T12:00:54.141-05:002010-01-11T12:00:54.141-05:00I need this book cos I need to know how to pee in ...I need this book cos I need to know how to pee in a bush without getting my tights wet.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7229232466636360032010-01-11T11:26:54.511-05:002010-01-11T11:26:54.511-05:00Mother's Day is just around the corner. I need...Mother's Day is just around the corner. I need this book.Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47513587581984083932010-01-11T10:36:35.389-05:002010-01-11T10:36:35.389-05:00Dear Mistress
Being an insatiable collector of unu...Dear Mistress<br />Being an insatiable collector of unusual and interesting books related to bodily functions and the human condition, I believe that this book would sit nicely in The Palais Library alongside.<br /> <br />"Tips on Removing Unsightly Yoghurt Stains" by U.C.Kumm<br /><br />and<br />"Regaining and Championing your Virginity" by Noah Hymen. <br /><br />I thank you in presenting this interesting tome for your competition, it would have pride of place added to my collection knowing where it came from!<br /><br />Luv Princess XXXPrincesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46351209068272035802010-01-11T09:59:20.604-05:002010-01-11T09:59:20.604-05:00Seems you have to peetch some pissibline into thes...Seems you have to peetch some pissibline into these peetches (peaches?) ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70188865125637552062010-01-11T09:38:31.151-05:002010-01-11T09:38:31.151-05:00It is part of my religion, The Religion of Piss. ...It is part of my religion, The Religion of Piss. Piss be upon you.<br /><br />Sorry, it had to be said.My name is mob cos there's lots of usnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78087877361210067822010-01-11T08:58:17.578-05:002010-01-11T08:58:17.578-05:00ATTENTION BITCHES!: As usual, it appears that many...<b>ATTENTION BITCHES!</b>: As usual, it appears that many of you cannot read instructions.<br /><br />This is NOT a caption contest.<br /><br />Read my lips …<br /><br /><b>“Simply tell us why you need this book!”</b>The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62915751150904751302010-01-11T08:45:14.148-05:002010-01-11T08:45:14.148-05:00Gimme a Pee for Pexas, a Pee for Pennisie ...Gimme a Pee for Pexas, a Pee for Pennisie ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26811845048134065182010-01-11T04:46:54.478-05:002010-01-11T04:46:54.478-05:00Is that photo a design for the new fountain in Pee...Is that photo a design for the new fountain in Pee-body Park in Greensboro, NC?Peterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00348111835477115112noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80009400660125757752010-01-11T00:39:18.769-05:002010-01-11T00:39:18.769-05:00NORMADESMOND: You know those “few exceptions” I re...<b>NORMADESMOND</b>: You know those “few exceptions” I referred to?<br /><br />You were one of them.<br /><br />My chapeau is off to anyone who can work the hostess of “Girl Talk” into a conversation.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com