tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post9061496451740395792..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Voting Day – How Not To Decorate CompetitionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger68125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14308912070993450972010-04-07T13:30:16.957-04:002010-04-07T13:30:16.957-04:00"Carmic", IVD, carmic :)"Carmic", IVD, carmic :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50310968738362578492010-04-07T12:38:59.879-04:002010-04-07T12:38:59.879-04:00@ Kapi: I've been called hard nosed before, bu...@ Kapi: I've been called hard nosed before, but ceramic? Never!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27301097321093037352010-04-07T06:37:36.204-04:002010-04-07T06:37:36.204-04:00@Mago:
Meine Geographie ist schlimmer als mein De...@Mago:<br /><br />Meine Geographie ist schlimmer als mein Deutsch.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40813014755793973242010-04-07T06:21:04.003-04:002010-04-07T06:21:04.003-04:00No such thing in FRANCONIA, Kapitano.No such thing in FRANCONIA, Kapitano.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63342344692411210532010-04-07T05:29:01.459-04:002010-04-07T05:29:01.459-04:00I like Mr Peenee's WC.
SxI like Mr Peenee's WC.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6258606459276180032010-04-07T00:21:26.025-04:002010-04-07T00:21:26.025-04:00@IDV, Surely you wouldn't want to cover up the...@<b>IDV</b>, Surely you wouldn't want to cover up the lovely vagina motif on your walls? They add color and visual interest to an otherwise empty space. It's like having your own priceless Georgia O'Keeffe painting!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35378211678649234222010-04-06T23:08:52.103-04:002010-04-06T23:08:52.103-04:00BITCHES: This contest closes at 9:00 pm Pacific Ti...BITCHES: This contest closes at 9:00 pm Pacific Time.<br /><br />Vote NOW if you haven’t already voted.<br /><br />The winner will be announced in a new post by midnight Pacific Time on Tuesday night, if not earlier.<br /><br />Early risers in the UK take note that we are 8 hours behind you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24327975073460722892010-04-06T21:18:16.483-04:002010-04-06T21:18:16.483-04:00Mago: I hate DIY from the bottom of my heart.
The...Mago: <i>I hate DIY from the bottom of my heart.</i><br /><br />There's one thing worse than DIY. And that's Prepackaged DIY. Do you have <a href="http://www.diy.com/" rel="nofollow">B&Q</a> in America or Canada? Probably something similar, and I know you've got Ikea.<br /><br />Enormous warehouse shops that sell you all the parts of something domestic - so you can build it yourself, and get a warm glow that you designed and made it all yourself.<br /><br />Anyway, what's all this talk about a ceramic pump? And is it what I think it is? That <i>would</i> be an inexplicable device.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80579934135126420652010-04-06T18:58:07.005-04:002010-04-06T18:58:07.005-04:00XL, this stuck lava-thingie looks like something g...XL, this stuck lava-thingie looks like something gone wrong in the mad scientist's lab, the abandoned blob.<br /><br />Why, Miss Scarlet, why?<br /><br />La Diva Cucina, I think one should not try to use these plastic "glasses" with something alcoholic, there may be toxic reactions.<br /><br />Norma Desmond - I refuse to put a garbage can on my table.<br /><br />Princess, these flowers on the candelabra arrangement, are purely artifical I hope. And I see you have a "Kleines Arschloch" pen holder, very tasteful, a special gift.<br /><br />Mr. Peenee, this room ... I could not use it. It would cure even strong diarrhoe.<br /><br />Say, Manuel, who cleans that shelf, like dusting and stuff?<br /><br />Felix in Hollywood, I think its from the thirties and over these constructions some textile was stretched.<br /><br />IVD - someone does tests in your house and you do not know?<br /><br />Mitzi, I like the red lamp, and a pair of teddies lives happily on my sofa. The picture of the lads encountering the old sea mine just makes me shiver, its from the departement store?<br /><br />Kapitano, your father is a man of iron, and iron will. My deepfelt sympathy, I hate DIY from the bottom of my heart.<br /><br />Nice hat, Beast, but I have no idea what this dog-shaped thing besides it means to be.<br /><br />Let it grow, Mutley, some greenery in a living room can give a nice touch. Be careful with number one.<br /><br />Kabuki. There is still sofa and coffee table to ad. This photograph gives me goosebumps. Not for joy. It is either the stage set for a terrible play about rotten communication or a crime scene.<br /><br />Eros - I like that monkey sucker. Its colourful, practical and cheerfully ugly.<br /><br />Savannah. Maybe it falls off the counter?<br /><br />Jill, I would burn that thing. Not throw away, burn. To be sure, you know.<br /><br />Pete ... are all these things in your appartement? At first sight I thought of the "spider" as some worm-thing. Does the pimp glow? This horse has a nice folkloristic touch with a little LSD added.<br /><br /><br /><br />My vote goes to La Diva Cucina's all plastic "Bowler's decanter". <br /><br />It has it all. It is all plastic, it has no real use, its ugly, it has the air of desparation, of "Gewollt und nicht gekonnt". Other items here have a function - even on Kabuki's rotten interieur one can sit! (and get an infection) - others are absolutely without, like that horrible pimp - put it in the garden, Pete, next to the Bambi. <br />The warning about toxic reactions is serious, old plastics tent to strange reactions.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76717613160416858002010-04-06T18:40:25.936-04:002010-04-06T18:40:25.936-04:00So many award worthy items (by the way Peenee, I h...So many award worthy items (by the way Peenee, I happen to LOVE the WC) that my final selection kept changing all weekend. But ultimately, I have to go with 'toot suite, Kabuki'.<br /><br />The reason being, with most other items you can at least (do your best) to pretend that it's not there, but with all that ugly furniture, where your eyes gonna go?<br /><br />Congrats to everyone. Really hideous shit.Philip Mershonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05641146738422887485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50111707172772366672010-04-06T18:37:15.692-04:002010-04-06T18:37:15.692-04:00oH my....where does a discerning youngish waiter e...oH my....where does a discerning youngish waiter even start....<br /><br />but after literally a minute of deliberation....<br /><br />Kabuki Zero FTW!Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4538446728288038492010-04-06T17:42:08.006-04:002010-04-06T17:42:08.006-04:00Hush you lot! Of course you had a ceramic pimp!
O...Hush you lot! Of course you had a ceramic pimp!<br /><br />Oh by the way, Mitzi is disturbing on so many levels. Wait, I mean her entries right?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56039343123920544552010-04-06T16:51:15.369-04:002010-04-06T16:51:15.369-04:00I think Mitzi two - horrible bookcase with teddies...I think Mitzi two - horrible bookcase with teddies. Also. I have pissed myself laughing - so how about some free clothes? I am surprised by the suggestion that my plant could be smoked. You would get spikes in yer lips smoking s cactus...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39586807266478411652010-04-06T15:51:04.170-04:002010-04-06T15:51:04.170-04:00I didnt !I didnt !BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46736918788597530432010-04-06T15:50:28.580-04:002010-04-06T15:50:28.580-04:00and then the fur REALLY began to fly!!!!and then the fur REALLY began to fly!!!!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86038721699152471822010-04-06T15:30:58.081-04:002010-04-06T15:30:58.081-04:00IDV: My figurine? Do you mean my fabulous ceramic ...IDV: My figurine? Do you mean my fabulous ceramic pimp?<br /><br />Everyone had one back in the 80s!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67836907466714152212010-04-06T15:02:26.387-04:002010-04-06T15:02:26.387-04:00i have never been so offended in my life. If all...i have never been so offended in my life. If all these items were placed in the same county I am sure it would call up Satan & his evil minions. I feel so bad for XL, he can have my two working lava lamps any day. I would vote for myself - but only because I forgot to mention that the pirate furniture is just plain uncomfortable. But without a doubt - if was Mr.Peenee's assemblage of accoutrements that rang my bell. If I had walked into that loo with my aluminum foil hat on - well, I fear for the universe. And rarely can bad taste scare me.kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65483749986852119892010-04-06T14:42:29.258-04:002010-04-06T14:42:29.258-04:00After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I have f...After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, I have finally decided that my vote will be cast to La Diva's hideous bowling ball thingy. <br />I was torn between that and Miss Scarlet's horrid duck, but the deciding factor was the black ash-looking surface that the bowling ball stands on. <br />I thought black ash furniture was outlawed?<br /><br /><br />Loving the lamps: Mitzi's red one and Felix's bizarro one!<br /><br />'Petra, your figurine is just awful. Truly awful. It's only because you've shown such good taste in the past that I didn't vote for it.<br /><br />Oh, and Eros: It is not art. It is sinful. And it is being covered up with white emulsion asap!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82429333010091631072010-04-06T13:22:44.776-04:002010-04-06T13:22:44.776-04:00My vote goes to Savannah's monkeysMy vote goes to Savannah's monkeysMommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80954244497937709362010-04-06T13:08:41.856-04:002010-04-06T13:08:41.856-04:00I’ve been seriously evaluating all of the entries ...I’ve been seriously evaluating all of the entries and decided to withhold my contestants of which I have at least ten winners in my entryway alone as to give everyone else a fair chance. <br /><br />I do so hate hogging all the contests. <br /><br />However I have sort of won with my post of my neighbor Crazy Curtis’s House, that the Mistress said, “Crazy Curtis wins my How Not To Decorate Contest. Hands down.”<br /><br />As a professional Interior Designer, educated, licensed and degreed, I really like Peenee’s Aluminum ware powder room. Although I would caution guests not to linger as I’m sure even short term exposure to this room will cause a sudden, instant, immediate and irreversible case of Alzheimer’s disease.<br /><br />Upon reflection most of the entries were not so bad except for one.<br /><br />KABUKI!<br /><br />The only way it could be worse is if it had featured the famous ‘Gristmill Pattern Upholstery’.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4420334397317130972010-04-06T12:41:53.706-04:002010-04-06T12:41:53.706-04:00the horror! the horror!
I like them all.the horror! the horror!<br /><br />I like them all.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6516750530268720312010-04-06T12:04:56.560-04:002010-04-06T12:04:56.560-04:00BITCHES: Mistress MJ is away all day so be sure to...BITCHES: Mistress MJ is away all day so be sure to follow the rules and vote for only ONE.<br /><br />Thanking you in advance.<br /><br />We shall try to have the winner posted tomorrow.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68271734111975658272010-04-06T12:03:10.425-04:002010-04-06T12:03:10.425-04:00LA DIVA: You can choose only ONE so we are assumin...LA DIVA: You can choose only ONE so we are assuming your vote goes for kabuki.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90845788370484956612010-04-06T12:00:21.759-04:002010-04-06T12:00:21.759-04:00I've dithered back and forth, so much bad deco...I've dithered back and forth, so much bad decor to choose from! But in the end....it must be Kabuki Zero's college-reject plaid pirate furniture. AND the bloody lamp without a shade.<br /><br />Sorry darling.LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11172318240434896842010-04-06T11:17:29.474-04:002010-04-06T11:17:29.474-04:00BITCHES: A reminder that today is your final day t...<b>BITCHES</b>: A reminder that today is your final day to vote!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com