tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8995935264969872012..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Perv of the DayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21003631943071668912008-11-06T13:08:00.000-05:002008-11-06T13:08:00.000-05:00Temperatur may reach from "warm" to "peel skin"Ing...Temperatur may reach from "warm" to "peel skin"<BR/>Ingredients? Oil, salt, diverse scents and tastes like roses, violets, grasses, lemon and citron or maybe you prefer wooden tones?<BR/>The treatment after is very important. A soft massage from head to toe and back with oil and or without moisterizer. Soft and warm rags and bathrobes, a comfy chair or a recamiere. Takes some time but it may make you feel happy.<BR/><BR/>(No, I am no masseur.)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65601936979060596592008-11-05T08:30:00.000-05:002008-11-05T08:30:00.000-05:00MAGO: Before you can drink my bathwater you must d...MAGO: Before you can drink my bathwater you must draw me a bath.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48920295699093807522008-11-05T07:53:00.000-05:002008-11-05T07:53:00.000-05:00"Du bist 'n babe, ich will Dein Badewasser saufen"..."Du bist 'n babe, ich will Dein Badewasser saufen"<BR/><BR/>Unknown 80s German "rapper"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62636967626212321762008-11-04T21:17:00.000-05:002008-11-04T21:17:00.000-05:00VOICES: yuk,yuk,yuk.MUTLEY: Help me find the willy...VOICES: yuk,yuk,yuk.<BR/><BR/>MUTLEY: Help me find the willy pics.<BR/><BR/>There is so much going on over there from Smutfest to A Pocket Guide to Wildflowers.<BR/><BR/>MAXI: No. <I>Yer</I> ma.<BR/><BR/>LEAH: I’m pleased to have been part of your electoral process.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53760386419833485382008-11-04T19:16:00.000-05:002008-11-04T19:16:00.000-05:00The vegetables rendered me temporarily speechless....The vegetables rendered me temporarily speechless. Oddly, much worse than malformed human genitalia. That first, red fellow popped unbidden into my head when I was in the voting booth today.Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58347888264272661872008-11-04T18:59:00.000-05:002008-11-04T18:59:00.000-05:00I have your ma breath.I have your ma breath.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83669243614572101472008-11-04T18:06:00.000-05:002008-11-04T18:06:00.000-05:00If you follow the Willy Pics link on me blog you c...If you follow the Willy Pics link on me blog you can find a nice photo of a willy potato!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79585873012281426402008-11-04T18:05:00.000-05:002008-11-04T18:05:00.000-05:00perhaps the person "taking the order" misunderstoo...perhaps the person "taking the order" misunderstood "for here please" as "in the rear please"INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20189141784469237032008-11-04T16:42:00.000-05:002008-11-04T16:42:00.000-05:00T-BIRD: Yuck?That makes a change from your usual “...T-BIRD: Yuck?<BR/><BR/>That makes a change from your usual “ewwww”.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51178299614695312332008-11-04T16:34:00.000-05:002008-11-04T16:34:00.000-05:00Yuck. Just yuck.Yuck. Just yuck.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77015920540006652992008-11-04T16:16:00.000-05:002008-11-04T16:16:00.000-05:00VOICES: *wonders if he enjoyed a Big Gulp on the s...VOICES: *wonders if he enjoyed a Big Gulp on the side*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18731496513965067382008-11-04T16:11:00.000-05:002008-11-04T16:11:00.000-05:00*gags at ohio stunt man*i guess one could say the ...*gags at ohio stunt man*<BR/><BR/><BR/>i guess one could say the vicar wished he wouldnt have supersized his order...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6294615998326788652008-11-04T16:02:00.000-05:002008-11-04T16:02:00.000-05:00TONY: Hold on….YOU’RE a Yorkshireman.Did this make...TONY: Hold on….YOU’RE a Yorkshireman.<BR/><BR/>Did this make headlines in the Pennines?<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Don’t ask for fries in <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/6d747y/" REL="nofollow">Ohio</A>.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: The Devil made you say that.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89101653605109950652008-11-04T15:56:00.000-05:002008-11-04T15:56:00.000-05:00Because I'm an angelBecause I'm an angelCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13796504165408739392008-11-04T15:49:00.000-05:002008-11-04T15:49:00.000-05:00gah..."want fries with that?"gah...<BR/><BR/><BR/>"want fries with that?"INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69285329230539839782008-11-04T15:41:00.000-05:002008-11-04T15:41:00.000-05:00these chips I'm eating taste funny..........these chips I'm eating taste funny..........tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74781258083237036492008-11-04T14:05:00.000-05:002008-11-04T14:05:00.000-05:00MAXI: I don’t doubt you have potato breath as well...MAXI: I don’t doubt you have potato breath as well.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: I’m surprised you haven’t been asked to leave the country.<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: Sadly, the trauma has turned it into a couch potato.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: Inspired!<BR/><BR/>Add this one to your poetry blog.<BR/><BR/>The one that says, “A poem a week? It's sure looking bleak!”<BR/><BR/>This is the perfect update!<BR/><BR/>CHAMP: That wouldn’t have happened if your Head of Security (Beast!) had been pulling his weight.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34475877634691282562008-11-04T13:29:00.000-05:002008-11-04T13:29:00.000-05:00It always annoys me when I fall on foreign objects...It always annoys me when I fall on foreign objects. I recently fell on a Zulu.World Champ Stephen Nealhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03233004760190207435noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35702421377329714402008-11-04T13:25:00.000-05:002008-11-04T13:25:00.000-05:00There once was a vicar named ColeWho liked to stic...There once was a vicar named Cole<BR/>Who liked to stick spuds up his hole<BR/>For one up the bum<BR/>Doth maketh one cum<BR/>And it's good for mind, body, and soulGeoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8857154632576117392008-11-04T13:02:00.000-05:002008-11-04T13:02:00.000-05:00And who is the victim in all of this? Why that poo...And who is the victim in all of this? Why that poor potato! I certainly hope that potato gets some counseling!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55919762532657216232008-11-04T10:41:00.000-05:002008-11-04T10:41:00.000-05:00Because we aren't pervy over here.We are pure as s...Because we aren't pervy over here.<BR/><BR/>We are pure as snow.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53412549088026699712008-11-04T10:03:00.000-05:002008-11-04T10:03:00.000-05:00I shove all kinds of things up my arse, my taste i...I shove all kinds of things up my arse, my taste in clothes, music and films.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41712318666893708862008-11-04T09:29:00.000-05:002008-11-04T09:29:00.000-05:00FROBI: Maris Pipers are the perfect “wedge” potato...FROBI: Maris Pipers are the perfect “wedge” potato!<BR/><BR/>TICKERS: Wait ‘til you hear him play the tuber solo on "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida".<BR/><BR/>MAGO: One step at a time.<BR/><BR/>First of all, tell me why you’re well suited for the position.<BR/><BR/>Frankly, I don’t think you want it badly enough.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: VicHAR!<BR/><BR/><BR/>There once was a vicar from Kew,<BR/>Who preached with his vestments askew,<BR/>A woman named Morgan,<BR/>Caught sight of his organ,<BR/>And promptly passed out in her pew.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62887279387347274812008-11-04T09:28:00.000-05:002008-11-04T09:28:00.000-05:00CYBERPOOF: Why don’t we hear more about Danish per...CYBERPOOF: Why don’t we hear more about Danish pervs?<BR/><BR/>IVD: The nation is crawling in <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/6xkymz/" REL="nofollow">Filthy Yorkshiremen</A>.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Remember their church group “The Mongs”?<BR/><BR/>Website no longer available but I recall that they referred to me as “The Devil’s Whore”.<BR/><BR/>KAZ: As I’m a foreigner, you’ll have to educate me on such matters.<BR/><BR/>SCARLET: Mistress MJ is amused by the fact that it is mostly men who have these sort of “accidents”.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12241058371762284392008-11-04T08:20:00.001-05:002008-11-04T08:20:00.001-05:00He was only attempting to starch his drawers.He was only attempting to starch his drawers.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.com