tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8842030760346260300..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: I Learned About Sex…In A Trailer!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52134588572364092742011-01-02T18:02:13.099-05:002011-01-02T18:02:13.099-05:00...With heels... higher than I'd ever dare to ......With heels... higher than I'd ever dare to wear... and I'm a midget...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37367440168760438392011-01-02T15:00:49.522-05:002011-01-02T15:00:49.522-05:00ROXY: I don't remember where I learned, but I&...<b>ROXY</b>: <i>I don't remember where I learned, but I've taught a lot about sex while in trailers.</i><br /><br />I’m sure you have a string of teacher’s pets lined up outside the door.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12094463450562640632011-01-02T14:30:28.251-05:002011-01-02T14:30:28.251-05:00I don't remember where I learned, but I've...I don't remember where I learned, but I've taught a lot about sex while in trailers.Roxyhttp://retroroxy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5958897552839847522011-01-02T13:33:49.427-05:002011-01-02T13:33:49.427-05:00SCARLET: I think Mavis was about 6' 7"!!!...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I think Mavis was about 6' 7"!!!</i><br /><br />With or without her high heels?<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>The trouble is, I'm rubbish with manuals. I learn best by doing...</i><br /><br />Let’s keep it simple and start off with <a href="http://tinyurl.com/23r2jxq/" rel="nofollow">this guide</a>, shall we?<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>I lost my virginity to an orange Chupa Chup whilst flicking through smash hits magazine, I gave it to the dog to eat afterwards.</i><br /><br />I’m picturing you in a remake of Lolita.<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>Well, it was in a pool side cabana with a long red and white stripped curvy chaise. An older man with an equally long red stripped curvy penis...</i><br /><br />And from there you’ve shagged your way through every truck stop in America.<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i> In Franconia, from Mago and his greasy coneyzapper.<br />ps: Ms. Scarlet, how I WISH I were you! Did you throw your panties onstage? Did you get a 'bingo'? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!!</i><br /><br />Keep your knickers on. (If you can do that while Mago’s nearby, that is).<br /><br />I’m putting up a new post soon with a photo of Miss Scarlet and Beast.<br /><br />In the meantime, visit her blog (and Beast’s) for more details.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87241932271820331582011-01-02T13:27:30.633-05:002011-01-02T13:27:30.633-05:00In Franconia, from Mago and his greasy coneyzapper...In Franconia, from Mago and his greasy coneyzapper.<br /><br />ps: Ms. Scarlet, how I WISH I were you! Did you throw your panties onstage? Did you get a 'bingo'? Inquiring minds want to know!!!!!FirstNationsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49305736767510967522011-01-02T12:31:40.884-05:002011-01-02T12:31:40.884-05:00Well, it was in a pool side cabana with a long red...Well, it was in a pool side cabana with a long red and white stripped curvy chaise. An older man with an equally long red stripped curvy penis...ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59433068163106195662011-01-02T12:21:50.961-05:002011-01-02T12:21:50.961-05:00I lost my virginity to an orange Chupa Chup whilst...I lost my virginity to an orange Chupa Chup whilst flicking through smash hits magazine, I gave it to the dog to eat afterwards.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52333019399150930302011-01-02T11:06:39.642-05:002011-01-02T11:06:39.642-05:00The trouble is, I'm rubbish with manuals. I le...The trouble is, I'm rubbish with manuals. I learn best by doing...Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26094186033074324592011-01-02T08:16:18.538-05:002011-01-02T08:16:18.538-05:00I think Mavis was about 6' 7"!!!
SxxxI think Mavis was about 6' 7"!!!<br />SxxxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15741355065067949172011-01-02T08:10:35.441-05:002011-01-02T08:10:35.441-05:00SCARLET: Indeed! I was that midget...
I had forgo...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Indeed! I was that midget...</i><br /><br />I had forgotten that you’re a Little Person.<br /><br />How were you able to see Mavis perform at Café C with all those huge heads in your way?<br /><br />p.s. I am absolutely swooning with a mix of envy and delight at the fact that you spent New Year’s Eve at Café C with Beast and Mavis/Frobisher and Mr. C.<br /><br /><b>HAYWARD</b>: <i>It was 1982 in the enclosed garage of a 70's ranch home. He still writes even though married with children.</i><br /><br />I was going to ask if you got shagged on the shag carpet but I see it was the garage. <br /><br />Couldn’t wait to get into the house, eh?<br /><br />There seems to be a “married with children” pattern going on here.<br /><br />See Kapitano’s comment.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52398097320373829052011-01-02T08:03:09.845-05:002011-01-02T08:03:09.845-05:00It was 1982 in the enclosed garage of a 70's r...It was 1982 in the enclosed garage of a 70's ranch home. He still writes even though married with children.haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75133302932342005732011-01-02T07:36:37.873-05:002011-01-02T07:36:37.873-05:00Indeed! I was that midget...
SxIndeed! I was that midget...<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89058719100758867172011-01-02T07:31:51.371-05:002011-01-02T07:31:51.371-05:00CYBERPOOF: I've always been told that a lady s...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I've always been told that a lady should be modest.</i><br /><br />Do you always do as you’re told?<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>I'm still learning.<br />Though at the moment, I'm not learning much.</i><br /><br />Well you’d better start studying.<br /><br />What if Robert Downey Jr. shows up on your doorstep?<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>The secret is a lubed Königszapfen. "There's always time to lube", as Knudsen saied.</i><br /><br />Mago!<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>In an MG Midget. I became intimate with a gear stick.<br />As with most things - more practice, less theory.</i><br /><br />Midget sex?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32441319170889529432011-01-02T07:15:00.585-05:002011-01-02T07:15:00.585-05:00In an MG Midget. I became intimate with a gear sti...In an MG Midget. I became intimate with a gear stick.<br /><br />As with most things - more practice, less theory.<br />SXXMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57069566411000418202011-01-02T06:17:44.369-05:002011-01-02T06:17:44.369-05:00The secret is a lubed Königszapfen. "There...The secret is a lubed Königszapfen. "There's always time to lube", as Knudsen saied.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56019020527211780512011-01-02T05:50:20.167-05:002011-01-02T05:50:20.167-05:00I'm still learning.
Though at the moment, I&#...I'm still learning.<br /><br />Though at the moment, I'm not learning much.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79389119880850277362011-01-02T05:07:55.412-05:002011-01-02T05:07:55.412-05:00I've always been told that a lady should be mo...I've always been told that a lady should be modest.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16251330079438121802011-01-02T04:37:38.869-05:002011-01-02T04:37:38.869-05:00THOMBEAU: I have a learning disorder.
You might ...<b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i> I have a learning disorder.</i><br /><br />You might want to start with something simple like <a href="http://tinyurl.com/22tvpsq/" rel="nofollow">To Make a Homo</a> and take it from there.<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i> Well when I started to type, I was second. When it posted I was third because Wally stealthly slinked in and snatch second position from me!</i><br /><br />Why don’t you use your bitch slap coupon on Wally?<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i> I never made love in a trailer.</i><br /><br />Sattelanhänger? Oh, I see.<br /><br />A visit to the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/38gpcpm/" rel="nofollow">Tranny Truck Stop</a> will take care of that.<br /><br /><b>BONEMAN</b>: <i> well, I DID learn a lot from the trailer for Candy (with Ringo Starr) but, it wasn't enough.<br />I had to experiment a lot.</i><br /><br /><a href="http://tinyurl.com/33yyaht/" rel="nofollow">This</a> has given me great insight into your personality, Boneman.<br /><br /><b>UBERMOUTH</b>: <i> Still waiting...<br />Happy New Year, MJ.</i><br /><br />Happy New Year.<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i> In a 1968 Chevy Nova... in 1989. I apologize for nothing!<br />Roomy back seat, though.</i><br /><br />Years later, he’s still out <a href="http://tinyurl.com/383nmxk/" rel="nofollow">cruising the streets</a>, searching for you.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i> you're right. i'm going to wash my mouth out with massengil...right after i expel it from my chooch.</i><br /><br />Careful where you aim that nozzle, Norma.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i> I learned about sex in a trailer too, I just can't recall the movie or the actors.<br />I did find a copy of a "midsummer nights cream" very informative though.</i><br /><br />Was this before or after “Lord of the Cockrings?”<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i> I have that exact same bra and panties set......... I don't know why I do..... but I do.....</i><br /><br />For your inner Tammy or Gidget.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i> Wait. You all know about sex?</i><br /><br />Where were you when we passed out the instruction manuals?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87826481470471316762011-01-02T03:45:48.186-05:002011-01-02T03:45:48.186-05:00Wait. You all know about sex?Wait. You all know about sex?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87484368388238415952011-01-02T02:57:30.204-05:002011-01-02T02:57:30.204-05:00I have that exact same bra and panties set...........I have that exact same bra and panties set......... I don't know why I do..... but I do.....Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80329986675121106682011-01-02T02:04:43.799-05:002011-01-02T02:04:43.799-05:00I learned about sex in a trailer too, I just can&#...I learned about sex in a trailer too, I just can't recall the movie or the actors.<br />I did find a copy of a "midsummer nights cream" very informative though.Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59662639090573459162011-01-01T23:37:09.721-05:002011-01-01T23:37:09.721-05:00you're right. i'm going to wash my mouth o...you're right. i'm going to wash my mouth out with massengil...right after i expel it from my chooch.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74927887202784122802011-01-01T23:20:25.239-05:002011-01-01T23:20:25.239-05:00In a 1968 Chevy Nova... in 1989. I apologize for n...In a 1968 Chevy Nova... in 1989. I apologize for nothing!<br /><br />Roomy back seat, though.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78823354163890822772011-01-01T22:28:45.288-05:002011-01-01T22:28:45.288-05:00Still waiting...
Happy New Year, MJ.Still waiting...<br /><br />Happy New Year, MJ.UBERMOUTHhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428848028109037855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84689409192066977432011-01-01T21:54:20.047-05:002011-01-01T21:54:20.047-05:00well, I DID learn a lot from the trailer for Candy...well, I DID learn a lot from the trailer for Candy (with Ringo Starr) but, it wasn't enough.<br /><br />I had to experiment a lot.bonemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10484125049735629611noreply@blogger.com