tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post8152151848281908160..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Tomorrow! Monday! The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23630073806697733692007-05-27T18:04:00.000-04:002007-05-27T18:04:00.000-04:00IVF: You won't feel so smug when your snug gets a ...IVF: You won't feel so smug when your snug gets a bug from the hundreds of seamen you've serviced.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43047472967929732312007-05-27T16:29:00.000-04:002007-05-27T16:29:00.000-04:00* vomits at the thought of seeing more of MJ's dir...* vomits at the thought of seeing more of MJ's dirty pillows *<BR/><BR/> * is aghast, but pleased, at the thought of John rushing to one's defence *<BR/><BR/> * feels smug that the sailors managed to find their way out of MJ's cavernous harbour and into my, more cozy, affair *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47259987647031737502007-05-27T15:44:00.000-04:002007-05-27T15:44:00.000-04:00M and J: IVF's a warty old hag. Beware or you'll c...M and J: IVF's a warty old hag. <BR/><BR/>Beware or you'll catch something from him.<BR/><BR/>BETTY: They're real although yes the height is exaggerated. <BR/><BR/>You'll be seeing more of them soon.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39655508498269702062007-05-27T15:16:00.000-04:002007-05-27T15:16:00.000-04:00You have very high breasts in the picture. They l...You have very high breasts in the picture. They look as if they're silicone augmented in my opinion.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65882684298220107252007-05-27T15:04:00.000-04:002007-05-27T15:04:00.000-04:00IVF - I hope you're not going to put up with such ...IVF - I hope you're not going to put up with such insolence from the Canuck tart?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59913800797640783342007-05-27T15:03:00.000-04:002007-05-27T15:03:00.000-04:00Giddy from winning the award? You fucking liar!I ...Giddy from winning the award? You fucking liar!<BR/><BR/>I only told you that you'd won it halfway through our email conversation.<BR/><BR/>*switches sides to defend IVF*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21657933015062481512007-05-27T14:32:00.000-04:002007-05-27T14:32:00.000-04:00IVF: Shut it, you little slapper.You were probably...IVF: Shut it, you little slapper.<BR/><BR/>You were probably out hooring all night.<BR/><BR/>I heard a shipload of sailors arrived in town yesterday. <BR/><BR/>Everybody knows you can’t keep your legs together when the fleet is in.<BR/><BR/>M and J: Just because I was up emailing you at 3:00 am doesn’t mean I didn’t eventually get some sleep. I was giddy from winning my award and couldn’t sleep. <BR/><BR/>Unlike IVF who was up all night playing host to a ship full of seamen.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71040166546881886292007-05-27T14:18:00.000-04:002007-05-27T14:18:00.000-04:00*agree's with IVF's last statement**sooooo wishes ...*agree's with IVF's last statement*<BR/><BR/>*sooooo wishes it really was his last*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80723614113854096352007-05-27T14:05:00.000-04:002007-05-27T14:05:00.000-04:00Yes, that's because you never went to sleep in the...Yes, that's because you never went to sleep in the first place, you tramp!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17843978515084195582007-05-27T10:54:00.000-04:002007-05-27T10:54:00.000-04:00DP: You'll be brilliant at the compo. You can only...DP: You'll be brilliant at the compo. You can only do better than that half-wit IVF who can't manage to comment before the two of us who are several time zones behind him.<BR/><BR/>IVF: Maybe you should get up earlier in the morning, you cheap slut. I'm 8 hours behind you and yet I managed to comment first at M and J's.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41858519108594509232007-05-27T10:37:00.000-04:002007-05-27T10:37:00.000-04:00And you beat me to first place at M and J's, you j...And you beat me to first place at M and J's, you jammy cow!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90454976565969991762007-05-27T10:16:00.000-04:002007-05-27T10:16:00.000-04:00I suck completely at Captions but I'll be back.I suck completely at Captions but I'll be back.D. 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