tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7664225881952823518..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Battle of the SexesThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger63125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64003617675221019952008-10-10T11:34:00.000-04:002008-10-10T11:34:00.000-04:00MAGO: You need a better moisturizer.DAISY: Bang on...MAGO: You need a better moisturizer.<BR/><BR/>DAISY: Bang on.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28951535651655407402008-10-10T07:48:00.000-04:002008-10-10T07:48:00.000-04:00peace?...i guess the only way is when each are rec...peace?...i guess the only way is when each are receiving a PIECE...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31892618397942546462008-10-10T06:35:00.000-04:002008-10-10T06:35:00.000-04:00Three 12 hour shifts on a construction site bringi...Three 12 hour shifts on a construction site bringing security to the cream of Europe's working class - after that the Canadian attempt to kick my balls magically works a smile onto my wrinkeld face ... Thank you Mistress!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30371597853830734992008-10-10T00:44:00.000-04:002008-10-10T00:44:00.000-04:00VOICES: That condom that fell out of your wallet l...VOICES: That condom that fell out of your wallet looks like it’s made in Mexico too.<BR/><BR/>BOLLIX: Knudsen’s got the loco-motion!<BR/><BR/>EROS: If I have cramps you can damn well bet everyone else is going to suffer too!<BR/><BR/>RICH: Your wife sent her picture in for Filthy Friday.<BR/><BR/>PEEVISH: Good line for a movie trailer, that.<BR/><BR/>MADCELT: Up yer kilt!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76639689346823955892008-10-09T23:48:00.000-04:002008-10-09T23:48:00.000-04:00I LOVE MONKEYS!!! That's my story and I'm stickin...I LOVE MONKEYS!!! That's my story and I'm sticking to it. With the majesty of the Celts...DCMtmcCLThe Mad Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15270287378457491458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77998125070517346362008-10-09T23:00:00.000-04:002008-10-09T23:00:00.000-04:00I love men. Lots of men. Too many men.I love men. Lots of men. Too many men.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17714052594218428812008-10-09T22:05:00.000-04:002008-10-09T22:05:00.000-04:00I love women so I don't have any complaints. And m...I love women so I don't have any complaints. And my wife reads Infomaniac too. :}Neponset River Bridge Dighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11075298141941291648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56220248769976263612008-10-09T20:34:00.000-04:002008-10-09T20:34:00.000-04:00I've always wondered why it is that when working w...I've always wondered why it is that when working with women, they back stab the hell out of each other, and why do they feel the need to share whatever the hell is going on with their personal lives. If I wanted drama, I'd watch t.v.<BR/><BR/>My advice, please keep your personal life and professional life separate. Just like your clients expect, you're paid to perform a service, not share blab about your personal crap! If I wanted to know about your relationship problems, I would ask; otherwise, find a priest or a therapist if you're not willing to talk to your partner!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74120694618721342362008-10-09T19:40:00.000-04:002008-10-09T19:40:00.000-04:00Old Knudsen Love Train Express?Surely you mean Od ...Old Knudsen Love Train Express?<BR/><BR/>Surely you mean Od Vinegar Tits is having a Thomas the Tank!Barlinniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07555629852012324360noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30823813460329260232008-10-09T18:47:00.000-04:002008-10-09T18:47:00.000-04:00*opens wallet and shows mj his plumbing and lighti...*opens wallet and shows mj his plumbing and lighting license he purchased in mexico*<BR/><BR/>now about that light bulb....INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79722309846512571432008-10-09T17:56:00.000-04:002008-10-09T17:56:00.000-04:00VOICES: Don’t come near me unless you’re a license...VOICES: Don’t come near me unless you’re a licensed electrician.<BR/><BR/>SAVANNAH: I’d love to receive a deposit right about now.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22165700173970608772008-10-09T17:48:00.000-04:002008-10-09T17:48:00.000-04:00separate bank accounts, sugar xoxoxothat's my stor...separate bank accounts, sugar xoxoxo<BR/><BR/><I>that's my story and i'm sticking to it!</I>savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58131977943257311172008-10-09T17:31:00.000-04:002008-10-09T17:31:00.000-04:00*helps mj change out the burnt out light bulb that...*helps mj change out the burnt out light bulb that hangs over her head*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29358393988671482582008-10-09T17:13:00.000-04:002008-10-09T17:13:00.000-04:00MAGO: That’s quite the pair of clackers on ya.Have...MAGO: That’s quite the pair of clackers on ya.<BR/><BR/>Have you been working out to the Balls of Steel video?<BR/><BR/>MADKILT: Monkeys?<BR/><BR/>*cues <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/4v7vk8/" REL="nofollow">Monkey Sex</A> video*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24034588852130333482008-10-09T16:56:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:56:00.000-04:00Mistress MJ asks: "How can we live together in pea...Mistress MJ asks: "How can we live together in peace and harmony?"<BR/><BR/>This would require copious amounts of alcohol and a clear conscience (for both sexes).<BR/>Further...a recognition that the sexes are equal, just not to each other (men are equal to other men, women are equal to other women). Neither sex is superior, we're all just a bunch of monkeys attempting to make the best of it. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. Síochán leat.The Mad Doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15270287378457491458noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15986332386092770002008-10-09T16:49:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:49:00.000-04:00Pff, iron sack mago is on duty honey, sorry for yo...Pff, iron sack mago is on duty honey, sorry for your toes.<BR/>Cheers. One to go. No excuses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43002060451174798442008-10-09T16:42:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:42:00.000-04:00MAGO: *drums fingers impatiently*CYBERPOOF: God na...MAGO: *drums fingers impatiently*<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: God nat, my little Danish boy.<BR/><BR/>TONY: Keep repeating it ‘til you believe it.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….<BR/><BR/>Legs…<BR/><BR/>…spread!<BR/><BR/>*light bulb pops above head*<BR/><BR/>MAGO: *kicks Mago in the mangina and continues drinking*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54471036887291959062008-10-09T16:35:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:35:00.000-04:00Yeah, spread'em a little more honey ... Is AA a so...Yeah, spread'em a little more honey ... Is AA a solution?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27274588932688795472008-10-09T16:29:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:29:00.000-04:00*wonders if mj is a blond*"the word of the day is ...*wonders if mj is a blond*<BR/><BR/><BR/>"the word of the day is legs, ladies help spread the word"<BR/><BR/><BR/>*shakes head and walks away, trip over empty bottle of jamesons in front of mjs and curses*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14344074858186178102008-10-09T16:05:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:05:00.000-04:00We are talking here Sugar and spice, and everythin...We are talking here <I>Sugar and spice, and everything nice..........</I>.Yea?Right!tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10817832758900301562008-10-09T16:00:00.000-04:002008-10-09T16:00:00.000-04:00You can say that again.Well I'm off to bed.You can say that again.<BR/><BR/>Well I'm off to bed.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35638838421048270792008-10-09T15:56:00.000-04:002008-10-09T15:56:00.000-04:00Well, that may take a while, Mistress.Well, that may take a while, Mistress.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70520632059275130462008-10-09T15:53:00.000-04:002008-10-09T15:53:00.000-04:00KNUDSEN: Do you hear that commotion?That’s the sou...KNUDSEN: Do you hear that commotion?<BR/><BR/>That’s the sound of women climbing aboard the Old Knudsen love train express.<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: I’m sniffing an old pair of boxer shorts as we speak.<BR/><BR/>What’s your problem?<BR/><BR/>MAGO: I’m waiting for you to beg like a dog for forgiveness for yesterday’s comments.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6788075008568132622008-10-09T15:44:00.000-04:002008-10-09T15:44:00.000-04:00Put back that goddam Mesuseh, will ya please. Yes ...Put back that goddam Mesuseh, will ya please. Yes I'm superstitious. <BR/>Problem with women is that they want too much: All. Now.<BR/>Have no solution.<BR/><BR/>No excuses from me for the dead supercuties.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76018631775936482422008-10-09T15:41:00.001-04:002008-10-09T15:41:00.001-04:00You think B.O. is enticing? OH I forgot, you are t...You think B.O. is enticing? OH I forgot, you are the one who likes armpit sex, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com