tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7633831990523167937..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Entertaining Tips #1The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32687698176669394572009-09-19T11:18:40.592-04:002009-09-19T11:18:40.592-04:00NWTRUNNER: Speaking of drinking...Lots... how muc...NWTRUNNER: Speaking of drinking...Lots... how much had you packed away when you left this comment?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13623962738424990172009-09-19T00:47:24.499-04:002009-09-19T00:47:24.499-04:00As your token Newfoundlander on here (there aren&#...As your token Newfoundlander on here (there aren't any more, are there?) - learn to spell Newfoundlander ya dumb cunt!<br /><br />As for traditional Newfoundland drinks - it is fuckin' well not Screech - it's a double dark rum and either coke (fer ON's geys) or water (for real men). Weemens drink white rum. And geys.<br /><br />And you smoke while drinking. Lots. Of both. Smoking and drinking.nwtrunnerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07294699413465501497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88013998042639194522009-09-16T19:03:30.828-04:002009-09-16T19:03:30.828-04:00DONN: 'Ow she cuttin dere by'e?
You had y...<b>DONN</b>: 'Ow she cuttin dere by'e?<br /><br />You had your work cut out for you here and ya done good, by’e.<br /><br />Long may your big Jib draw.<br /><br /><b>BITCHES</b>: Get down on your scabby knees and thank Sailor Donn for his hospitality.<br /><br />Mistress MJ feels like she’s been hauled through a knot hole and needs a lie down.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46599004932839145532009-09-16T19:00:43.081-04:002009-09-16T19:00:43.081-04:00gin with a twist......no dance little waiter man d...gin with a twist......no dance little waiter man dance.....hehManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35735350304442031232009-09-16T16:45:09.295-04:002009-09-16T16:45:09.295-04:00Trallalalaa ...Trallalalaa ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33439116739036427472009-09-16T16:15:22.035-04:002009-09-16T16:15:22.035-04:00MJ, I'm gettin' blowed up like a blood poi...MJ, I'm gettin' blowed up like a blood poison cat and more lip than a coal bucket 'ere? <br /><br />Are dey deef as a cad?<br />We got Screech is all!<br /><br />Ta hell wid it! Boil up da moose b'yes an we'll have a scoff & scuff. Sing out to'em for da feed or I'll get out me split an crack ya on da arse, ya little friggers!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38257367682107756362009-09-16T16:04:37.911-04:002009-09-16T16:04:37.911-04:00I wouldn't turn you down honey. Not with those...I wouldn't turn you down honey. Not with those hands.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33272097920900356622009-09-16T15:21:42.075-04:002009-09-16T15:21:42.075-04:00What about a blonde Franconian, Roses?What about a blonde Franconian, Roses?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59917724435412290842009-09-16T14:05:21.420-04:002009-09-16T14:05:21.420-04:00Pete, now you know I would never resist a cheeky I...Pete, now you know I would never resist a cheeky Italian.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62341617726973772532009-09-16T13:42:49.526-04:002009-09-16T13:42:49.526-04:00Servas Donnn! Schütt' ei!Servas Donnn! Schütt' ei!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77962499636840164552009-09-16T13:29:48.242-04:002009-09-16T13:29:48.242-04:00I wish I had an ass like that sailor. Donn, gimme ...I wish I had an ass like that sailor. Donn, gimme a vodka straight up...in fact, make mine a double.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26113023918934620642009-09-16T12:59:13.275-04:002009-09-16T12:59:13.275-04:00F'er crissakes Petey thars no blawdy Italyin &...F'er crissakes Petey thars no blawdy Italyin "wine" here!<br /><br />Lard Tunderin' Jayzuz,<br />jess bend over tha bar an kiss the gawdam Cadfush on tha lips and chug da Screech!<br /><br />Here's ta swimmin' wit bowlagged wymyn...<br />an myn I s'poze.<br /><br /><i>Down tha hatch Byes n' Gurls!</i>Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25919256013989399282009-09-16T12:43:34.383-04:002009-09-16T12:43:34.383-04:00LOL, there's a couple of seamen at the top of ...LOL, there's a couple of seamen at the top of your blog. <br /><br /><a href="http://www.wilharrison.com/" rel="nofollow">Wil Harrison.com</a>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62350292125745371002009-09-16T12:35:03.642-04:002009-09-16T12:35:03.642-04:00Oh hai KAZ and Roses!
Let's have Italian wine...Oh hai KAZ and Roses!<br /><br />Let's have Italian wine today because I have a nice bottle of Amarone. Mmmmm.<br /><br />Maybe Mistress MJ is serving finger food?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56687924339529710032009-09-16T12:06:24.229-04:002009-09-16T12:06:24.229-04:00Oof! Sorry I'm late. I've been looking f...Oof! Sorry I'm late. I've been looking for those Gay Vampire Sailor Sluts that Kapi mentioned.<br /><br /><br />Don't worry about getting me a drink - I've had my fill.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1240702379755674932009-09-16T12:04:32.649-04:002009-09-16T12:04:32.649-04:00Awright stap y'er pooshin' byes!
Ahl wee g...Awright stap y'er pooshin' byes!<br />Ahl wee gat is Screech!<br />How many do ya want?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87043065740524141582009-09-16T11:48:48.428-04:002009-09-16T11:48:48.428-04:00Heh heh. My avatar's looking up your shorts MJ...Heh heh. My avatar's looking up your shorts MJ!Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79210691005354754932009-09-16T11:47:53.381-04:002009-09-16T11:47:53.381-04:00Humpf? Drinks?
I'd like a long stiff pink one...Humpf? Drinks?<br /><br />I'd like a long stiff pink one. Just till the Donn arrives and we can have drinks.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88754296436438628522009-09-16T11:41:39.251-04:002009-09-16T11:41:39.251-04:00Would one of you bitches take over bartending duti...Would one of you bitches take over bartending duties 'til Sailor Donn shows up?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4669864338604507522009-09-16T11:40:21.793-04:002009-09-16T11:40:21.793-04:00AYEM8Y: It's only trucker cocktails for you th...<b>AYEM8Y</b>: It's only <a href="http://tinyurl.com/on6qxx/" rel="nofollow">trucker cocktails</a> for you these days, isn't it?<br /><br />Now where the hell is Sailor Donn?<br /><br />I've got work to do and can't be tending bar all day!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13252779681542292722009-09-16T11:31:03.755-04:002009-09-16T11:31:03.755-04:00I'll have a 'Pink Whiskers' oh wait st...I'll have a 'Pink Whiskers' oh wait strike that I'll have an 'Entendre' and make it a double.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80658372738494727292009-09-16T11:11:30.528-04:002009-09-16T11:11:30.528-04:00XL: Newfoundland Screech!<b>XL</b>: Newfoundland <a href="http://tinyurl.com/qc8xgh/" rel="nofollow">Screech</a>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37730797168010428222009-09-16T10:39:13.151-04:002009-09-16T10:39:13.151-04:00I'll have a traditional Newfie drink! Uh, what...I'll have a traditional Newfie drink! Uh, what would that be?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91632019467108208722009-09-16T10:30:32.956-04:002009-09-16T10:30:32.956-04:00BITCHES: This post has been updated.
Sailor Donn ...<b>BITCHES</b>: This post has been updated.<br /><br />Sailor Donn will be taking over to serve your beverages in Mistress MJ’s absence.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73191128386227889682009-09-16T10:17:52.264-04:002009-09-16T10:17:52.264-04:00Kiki McNaughty pored the last shot of Screech into...Kiki McNaughty pored the last shot of Screech into Sailot Moon's glass.<br />"Lard Tunderin Jayzuz," Sailor slurred, <br />"I'z juss 'bout raddy f'er ya Bye..<br />but firss ssang me dat song agin'..<br />da one 'bout da Musskratz in luv.<br />Ug-gug-gug-gug-gug!"Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.com