tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7574399327870251757..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Cheap AdviceThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33300709423376577472008-04-11T03:27:00.000-04:002008-04-11T03:27:00.000-04:00*sigh* It was from Idiocracy. It's been in my head...*sigh* It was from Idiocracy. It's been in my head all week.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65292906760569166422008-04-10T22:27:00.000-04:002008-04-10T22:27:00.000-04:00BINGOWINGS: Didn’t you mean to say, “If you want t...BINGOWINGS: Didn’t you mean to say, “If you want to get SOME head?”<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: She’s not your type.<BR/><BR/>You’re better off without her.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: Eh? <BR/><BR/>You hags are troublemakers.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55541467281249837522008-04-10T19:22:00.000-04:002008-04-10T19:22:00.000-04:00He hee! I am going to tell Dora to come back and e...He hee! I am going to tell Dora to come back and explain herself. <BR/><BR/>Advice, eh? Don't hate the playa. Hate the game. Oh, and a pimp's love is different from that of a square.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75185056811148322062008-04-10T19:19:00.000-04:002008-04-10T19:19:00.000-04:00I used to date her.....true story...I used to date her.....true story...Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58465849263062715342008-04-10T19:01:00.000-04:002008-04-10T19:01:00.000-04:00If you want to get ahead, then mind those teeth; t...If you want to get ahead, then mind those teeth; they're meant to be seen, not felt ;)eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6695069201928341702008-04-10T18:22:00.000-04:002008-04-10T18:22:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: Fugly.TONY: This isn't a Welsh blog.I p...CYBERPOOF: Fugly.<BR/><BR/>TONY: This isn't a Welsh blog.<BR/><BR/>I posted an inflatable sheep awhile ago. Does that count?<BR/><BR/>BOXER: I would have thought your mouth was too full with something else to fit an egg sandwich in there.<BR/><BR/>MATT: Was it the saggy tits that reminded you?<BR/><BR/>BEAST: I may consider alternating my wallpaper (of Manuel's arse) with the photo of the banana up yours.<BR/><BR/>*still waiting for a full frontal pic from Beast*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81129533856943191472008-04-10T17:57:00.000-04:002008-04-10T17:57:00.000-04:00MJ rumours spread by the bitter sarcastic types wi...MJ rumours spread by the bitter sarcastic types with a loose grip on reality :-)<BR/>That would be my top tip NEVER stick fruit up your tailpipe and photograph itBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83196099182002625382008-04-10T17:45:00.000-04:002008-04-10T17:45:00.000-04:00funny. i was just thinking about three bitches i s...funny. i was just thinking about three bitches i should have fucked ten years ago but didn't.<BR/><BR/>goddamnit.M@https://www.blogger.com/profile/11907796642043083093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80203257301510898972008-04-10T17:08:00.000-04:002008-04-10T17:08:00.000-04:00don't come to this blog with a mouth full of egg s...don't come to this blog with a mouth full of egg salad.<BR/><BR/>trust me.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49275949325941676472008-04-10T17:01:00.000-04:002008-04-10T17:01:00.000-04:00Advice?Me?Ha!!!! Oh, listen to KAZ regarding sheep...Advice?Me?Ha!!!! Oh, listen to KAZ regarding sheep..........Yes! The sheep-thing would be good!tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73538220963097965982008-04-10T14:35:00.000-04:002008-04-10T14:35:00.000-04:00That's a good one MJ!There is no excuse for ugly f...That's a good one MJ!<BR/><BR/>There is no excuse for ugly flat shoesCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11792875966118761312008-04-10T14:23:00.000-04:002008-04-10T14:23:00.000-04:00VOICES: The male members here have risen enough as...VOICES: The male members here have risen enough as it is.<BR/><BR/>Don’t encourage them.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: May I add something to your list?<BR/><BR/>Always wear beautiful shoes.<BR/><BR/>But be careful not to pee on them.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89781554058884538712008-04-10T14:10:00.000-04:002008-04-10T14:10:00.000-04:00don't pee against the windalways have money for ch...don't pee against the wind<BR/><BR/>always have money for champagne and taxis<BR/><BR/>there is never too much of a good thing<BR/><BR/>expect every James Blunt album to be as uninspired as the lastCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27057764597058115122008-04-10T12:46:00.000-04:002008-04-10T12:46:00.000-04:00im still interested in trying "convicts" chili tec...im still interested in trying "convicts" chili technique. perhaps you might inspire the men to rise to the challenge!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83039555252502359712008-04-10T12:38:00.000-04:002008-04-10T12:38:00.000-04:00BEAST: I would encourage you to resubmit a photo o...BEAST: I would encourage you to resubmit a photo of your robust rump.<BR/><BR/>Stick a pineapple up it this time.<BR/><BR/>Or a fruit basket.<BR/><BR/>Rumour has it there's enough room up there to accommodate either choice.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: You'll have your opportunity to try something new next week. <BR/><BR/>You may now anxiously await that posting.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27696868666503042652008-04-10T12:19:00.000-04:002008-04-10T12:19:00.000-04:00*wanders off to find some chili powder, mumbles so...*wanders off to find some chili powder, mumbles something to self about trying something new*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78833024664269685842008-04-10T11:41:00.000-04:002008-04-10T11:41:00.000-04:00I dont know wether to me more insulted that a.Peop...I dont know wether to me more insulted that <BR/>a.People may think I have nothing better to do than stick a banana up ass and take pictures of it.<BR/>b.That sorry withered backside looks anything like the Beasts more robust rump - my personal trainer may sue you for defamation of his profesional skillsBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12320538477024188892008-04-10T10:14:00.000-04:002008-04-10T10:14:00.000-04:00KAZ: The world’s nicest bottoms can be found here....KAZ: The world’s nicest bottoms can be found <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2mellz/" REL="nofollow">here</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34494098337197017812008-04-10T09:51:00.001-04:002008-04-10T09:51:00.001-04:00My dearest mjYou know I am your devoted fan. Howev...My dearest mj<BR/>You know I am your devoted fan. <BR/><BR/>However, much as I love seeing photos of Britney's Brazilian, wrinkly's willies and twisted tits first thing in the morning - could we please - just once in a while - have post about nice bottoms (male or female) or even sheep.<BR/><BR/><B>Not too often you know - just now and again.</B>KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30838353766995547282008-04-10T09:51:00.000-04:002008-04-10T09:51:00.000-04:00VOICES: *ignores drunken Californian in the corner...VOICES: *ignores drunken Californian in the corner wanking to photos of naked fishermen*<BR/><BR/>DONN: This information is subject to change without notice. <BR/><BR/>All rights reserved.<BR/><BR/>Void where prohibited.<BR/><BR/>Slippery when wet.<BR/><BR/>CONNIE: You usually don’t make it all the way to the bathroom to take a piss, do you?<BR/><BR/>Your bedroom carpet smells of wee.<BR/><BR/>DORA & TINA: Welcome to Infomaniac! <BR/><BR/>Egad, more Aussies.<BR/><BR/>I recognize you from IVD’s “Coven of Hags” list along with Tim, Dinah, and that slut T-Bird.<BR/><BR/>Are you lesbian twins?<BR/><BR/>Or one person with multiple personalities?<BR/><BR/>BEAST: If I may amend that statement…<BR/><BR/>Never send a picture of your naked arse with a <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/6mpazf/" REL="nofollow">BANANA STUCK UP IT</A> to MJ.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: Thanks to you, I’ve just found this helpful nugget in Viz Top Tips…<BR/><BR/>SLOVENLY householders. Always keep a few 'Get Well Soon' cards on the mantlepiece. When unexpected visitors arrive you can tell them that you have not been well and that's why the house is untidy.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2803458493072780382008-04-10T08:40:00.000-04:002008-04-10T08:40:00.000-04:00The best advice is here.<A HREF="http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fletterbocks%2Ftoptips_story.php%3Ffb%3D1" REL="nofollow">The best advice is here.</A>Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19077426104623637452008-04-10T07:24:00.000-04:002008-04-10T07:24:00.000-04:00Never send a picture of your nekkid arse to MJEver...Never send a picture of your nekkid arse to MJ<BR/>EverBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47060253160206762172008-04-10T06:38:00.000-04:002008-04-10T06:38:00.000-04:00P.S. Mum is you're reading this 2 things:1) T-Bird...P.S. Mum is you're reading this 2 things:<BR/><BR/>1) T-Bird made me do it<BR/><BR/>2) How the hell did you learn about computers and the interwebs so fast?Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85740327285737572392008-04-10T06:37:00.000-04:002008-04-10T06:37:00.000-04:00Don't shit in your own nest.Well, mumma twisted sa...Don't shit in your own nest.<BR/><BR/>Well, mumma twisted says it...not sure what it means. Also she says 'poop' but it makes her (and baby jesus) cry when I use the word shit. <BR/><BR/>hehehe so naughty.Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89917808375606118162008-04-10T03:31:00.000-04:002008-04-10T03:31:00.000-04:00Always wash your hands thoroughly after using chil...Always wash your hands thoroughly after using chili.<BR/><BR/>Especially before going to the bathroom.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>That was a bit posh. I meant going for a piss.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com