tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7513701877715143922..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Package DealsThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18696876333397887142010-08-16T20:03:48.629-04:002010-08-16T20:03:48.629-04:00HEFF: I want a REFUND.
I take it you’re not inter...<b>HEFF</b>: <i>I want a REFUND.</i><br /><br />I take it you’re not interested in our frequent buyer programme?<br /><br /><b>LULU</b>: <i>I'll take the whole bunch - but make sure they're handled properly - no burst packages when I unwrap them.</i><br /><br />They don’t burst until you bite into them.<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i>kabuki is wary of package deals,having been burned in the past. which deal has free booze, and maybe a nice coldcut platter?</i><br /><br />We can offer you a delicious assortment of cocktail weenies.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I think I'll wait for a better offer, but thanks a anyway.</i><br /><br />Never look a gift horse in the mouth.<br /><br /><b>LENI</b>: <i>The Marathon ladies and The Kafka sisters look very cute (do they include Deutsche Marzipans?).<br />But I'll take the deluxe pack -even tho he stole my blue furry slippers!-. That lovely butt deserves to be spanked for that!<br />Leni Q. (from a lonely beach, with shitty internet and laggy laptop, but connected to the blogosphere, whatever happens).</i><br /><br />Be warned that since being crowned Mr. Nude Infomaniac, he’s become a bit of a diva.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>This is very Kafkaesque.</i><br /><br />What is this?<br /><br />A Woody Allen film?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14127295190593369602010-08-16T19:38:46.975-04:002010-08-16T19:38:46.975-04:00This is very Kafkaesque.This is <i>very</i> Kafkaesque.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7481575656903236242010-08-16T19:30:14.558-04:002010-08-16T19:30:14.558-04:00The Marathon ladies and The Kafka sisters look ver...The Marathon ladies and The Kafka sisters look very cute (do they include Deutsche Marzipans?).<br /><br />But I'll take the deluxe pack -even tho he stole my blue furry slippers!-. That lovely butt deserves to be spanked for that!<br /><br />Leni Q. (from a lonely beach, with shitty internet and laggy laptop, but connected to the blogosphere, whatever happens).Leni Qinanhttp://www.dangerouswriter.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91393851753638304042010-08-16T15:39:36.583-04:002010-08-16T15:39:36.583-04:00I think I'll wait for a better offer, but than...I think I'll wait for a better offer, but thanks a anyway.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8384728971819519392010-08-16T15:32:47.777-04:002010-08-16T15:32:47.777-04:00kabuki is wary of package deals,having been burned...kabuki is wary of package deals,having been burned in the past. which deal has free booze, and maybe a nice coldcut platter?kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71520208890831727452010-08-16T13:03:34.990-04:002010-08-16T13:03:34.990-04:00I'll take the whole bunch - but make sure they...I'll take the whole bunch - but make sure they're handled properly - no burst packages when I unwrap them.Lulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21286042828196643762010-08-16T12:56:50.988-04:002010-08-16T12:56:50.988-04:00I want a REFUND.I want a REFUND.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69341325783357495142010-08-16T09:52:16.494-04:002010-08-16T09:52:16.494-04:00MICHAEL GUY: Package deal #2 looks like the 'b...<b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>Package deal #2 looks like the 'befores' at an enema convention.</i><br /><br />Was that held in conjunction with your International Mr. Leather conference?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55365484104201866522010-08-16T09:30:36.582-04:002010-08-16T09:30:36.582-04:00Package deal #2 looks like the 'befores' a...Package deal #2 looks like the 'befores' at an enema convention.Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57894503701606644172010-08-16T09:26:13.977-04:002010-08-16T09:26:13.977-04:00XL: Mistress, shipping costs for Deal #2 may be a ...<b>XL</b>: <i>Mistress, shipping costs for Deal #2 may be a rude surprise as the individual items are dispatched from Franconia, Oz, and Texas!</i><br /><br />Shipping and handling included.<br /><br />With emphasis on the handling.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>I found no monster in my bed this morning, only Roses. A nice surprise.</i><br /><br />I hope she didn’t ask for a massage!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13220040954163080052010-08-16T09:19:40.913-04:002010-08-16T09:19:40.913-04:00I found no monster in my bed this morning, only Ro...I found no monster in my bed this morning, only Roses. A nice surprise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35771121167111259612010-08-16T08:28:19.357-04:002010-08-16T08:28:19.357-04:00Mistress, shipping costs for Deal #2 may be a rude...Mistress, shipping costs for Deal #2 may be a rude surprise as the individual items are dispatched from Franconia, Oz, and Texas!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42157635297171809982010-08-16T08:05:36.393-04:002010-08-16T08:05:36.393-04:00JASON: I think this was when Miss Norma and I had ...<b>JASON</b>: <i>I think this was when Miss Norma and I had just finished winning the Plucking Marathon of 1931.</i><br /><br />As I recall, you went on to win another marathon that rhymes with Plucking.<br /><br />What a pair of troopers.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36414002654221362952010-08-16T07:48:25.988-04:002010-08-16T07:48:25.988-04:00I think this was when Miss Norma and I had just fi...I think this was when Miss Norma and I had just finished winning the Plucking Marathon of 1931.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2904508215449985542010-08-16T07:47:09.093-04:002010-08-16T07:47:09.093-04:00MITZI: Product Recall. The Trio Grim cat.number 48...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>Product Recall. The Trio Grim cat.number 485/630 Country of origin - China. MJ Ltd have been forced to recall the above items as sold in her retail warehouse, due to a reported product defect. The muffs of The Trio Grim can easily become detached presenting a chocking risk to lonely bachelors.<br />We wish to thank you for your co-operation and apologise for any inconvenience.</i><br /><br />Infomaniac is not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84366361373339410632010-08-16T07:01:09.242-04:002010-08-16T07:01:09.242-04:00Product Recall. The Trio Grim cat.number 485/630 C...Product Recall. The Trio Grim cat.number 485/630 Country of origin - China. MJ Ltd have been forced to recall the above items as sold in her retail warehouse, due to a reported product defect. The muffs of The Trio Grim can easily become detached presenting a chocking risk to lonely bachelors.<br /><br />We wish to thank you for your co-operation and apologise for any inconvenience.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57777068308638490722010-08-16T06:45:44.731-04:002010-08-16T06:45:44.731-04:00CYBERPOOF: They usually throw in a couple of extra...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>They usually throw in a couple of extra Zumba sticks and a diet plan if you hold out, so I'll be waiting a bit longer.</i><br /><br />*rummages about for Richard Simmons’ “Sweatin’ to the Oldies” dvd*<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Sounds like a good deal, but where are the actual 'packages' I was promised?</i><br /><br />When you get Mr. Nude Infomaniac, you get a deluxe <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3ahkn98/" rel="nofollow">package</a>.<br /><br /><b>BRAHM</b>: <i>Fur makes everyone's ass look big. And makes it sweat.<br />Can I get the big ass hats without the grouchy looking folk? Love me a big ass hat!</i><br /><br />No substitutions and all sales are final.<br /><br />No exceptions!<br /><br />If you do not accept our terms and conditions, we will make you wear the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2bw5ucu/" rel="nofollow">poo hat</a>.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>You should have warned us, we look a bit like the Kafka sisters on this pic ... "Als mago eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheueren Ungeziefer verwandelt."</i><br /><br />Eh? You had a nightmare where you found a monster in your bed?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10251995089003468622010-08-16T05:56:19.498-04:002010-08-16T05:56:19.498-04:00You should have warned us, we look a bit like the...You should have warned us, we look a bit like the Kafka sisters on this pic ... "Als mago eines Morgens aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte, fand er sich in seinem Bett zu einem ungeheueren Ungeziefer verwandelt."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5849613746647884282010-08-16T01:32:07.375-04:002010-08-16T01:32:07.375-04:00Fur makes everyone's ass look big. And makes i...Fur makes everyone's ass look big. And makes it sweat.<br /><br />Can I get the big ass hats without the grouchy looking folk? Love me a big ass hat!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11883394577835241921noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85710388832625949322010-08-16T01:30:26.347-04:002010-08-16T01:30:26.347-04:00Sounds like a good deal, but where are the actual ...Sounds like a good deal, but where are the actual 'packages' I was promised?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27900792133531002732010-08-16T01:07:10.077-04:002010-08-16T01:07:10.077-04:00They usually throw in a couple of extra Zumba stic...They usually throw in a couple of extra Zumba sticks and a diet plan if you hold out, so I'll be waiting a bit longer.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62753313256901505792010-08-15T23:26:43.486-04:002010-08-15T23:26:43.486-04:00HAYWARD: Since your audience is so much bigger tha...<b>HAYWARD</b>: <i>Since your audience is so much bigger than a television broadcast, I would go with Infomaniac Shopping Network (ISN). I can hear the houseboy operators now, "I's in, how may I assist you today?"</i><br /><br />Thank you, Hayward.<br /><br />You are hereby appointed Creative Director of ISN…the Infomaniac Shopping Network.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>I Knew that Granny's merkin collection would come in handy one day...<br />BTW I doub't that anyone could afford me...Dhaarling</i><br /><br />That’s one big merkin to cover your gherkin.<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>Somehow I can hear him thinking "Does this floatie make my ass look big?"<br />Ill book all three to get access to that butt :)<br />***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper*** </i><br /><br />What butt?<br /><br />Oh, you mean <a href="http://tinyurl.com/dxcq2a/" rel="nofollow">this butt</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23707173862017547502010-08-15T22:40:52.010-04:002010-08-15T22:40:52.010-04:00Somehow I can hear him thinking "Does this fl...Somehow I can hear him thinking "Does this floatie make my ass look big?"<br /><br />Ill book all three to get access to that butt :)<br /><br />***places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress's feet as is proper***Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34863128318672286102010-08-15T21:27:04.779-04:002010-08-15T21:27:04.779-04:00I Knew that Granny's merkin collection would c...I Knew that Granny's merkin collection would come in handy one day...<br /><br />BTW I doub't that anyone could afford me...DhaarlingPrincesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69098418039736884212010-08-15T21:01:25.614-04:002010-08-15T21:01:25.614-04:00Since your audience is so much bigger than a telev...Since your audience is so much bigger than a television broadcast, I would go with Infomaniac Shopping Network (ISN). I can hear the houseboy operators now, "I's in, how may I assist you today?"haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.com