tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7414089018172696128..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Your Unusual LifestyleThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26100720407715596552010-10-15T07:02:47.424-04:002010-10-15T07:02:47.424-04:00MITZI: I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there's always some foul minded moralising old queens ready to wag the finger and spread juicy gossip about you. Ursula, Glenda and Medea are such queens, they are evil, the number 666 are burned onto their foreheads and I have regular run ins with the wicked old cunts at the pub. So whatever you've heard about me is a lie, I tell you, A LIE!</i><br /><br />The jealous old cows!<br /><br />Your beauty (as maintained by a good facial scrubbing with Brecknell and Turner saddle soap) is the cause of their evil ways.<br /><br />Ignore them.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87791300425766123922010-10-15T06:30:38.902-04:002010-10-15T06:30:38.902-04:00I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there's ...I'm a paragon of virtue, however, there's always some foul minded moralising old queens ready to wag the finger and spread juicy gossip about you. Ursula, Glenda and Medea are such queens, they are evil, the number 666 are burned onto their foreheads and I have regular run ins with the wicked old cunts at the pub. So whatever you've heard about me is a lie, I tell you, A LIE!Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26480769872092881482010-10-14T23:52:31.935-04:002010-10-14T23:52:31.935-04:00SERAPH + SPLENDOR: Besides spending most of our t...<b>SERAPH + SPLENDOR</b>: <i> Besides spending most of our time in a place that we have made up in our heads we SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN...HA! Just kidding...sort of...</i><br /><br />Typical church-going, law-abiding citizens.<br /><br />Can we be neighbours?<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i>I'm boring and vanilla and yet still manage to shock my family, and the people who are shocked by my blog number in the dozens. My blog! My vanilla, inoffensive blog. Can you imagine? It's insane, really, but something about me causes people to clutch their pearls and cluck their tongues.</i><br /><br />Move far away from these people.<br /><br />This has been an Infomaniac Public Service Announcement.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26236335529286749702010-10-14T23:18:04.380-04:002010-10-14T23:18:04.380-04:00I'm boring and vanilla and yet still manage to...I'm boring and vanilla and yet still manage to shock my family, and the people who are shocked by my blog number in the dozens. My blog! My vanilla, inoffensive blog. Can you imagine? It's insane, really, but something about me causes people to clutch their pearls and cluck their tongues.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41162587875824153712010-10-14T21:48:30.399-04:002010-10-14T21:48:30.399-04:00Besides spending most of our time in a place that ...Besides spending most of our time in a place that we have made up in our heads we SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN...HA! Just kidding...sort of...<br />S+SSeraph + Splendorhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18111306806524354142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88772837726560985412010-10-14T18:39:06.718-04:002010-10-14T18:39:06.718-04:00LULU: They're not keen on my mud wrestling, it...<b>LULU</b>: <i>They're not keen on my mud wrestling, it's too smelly, they'd rather it was jelly</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ is ready to <a href="http://tinyurl.com/25yy28m/" rel="nofollow">get dirty</a> with you.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I visit your blog. It would horrify my mother if she knew.<br />Actually not a lot of my local friends know about my blog. Other than that, I'm fairly vanilla. A cup of tea and an episode of Dynasty.</i><br /><br />A man who sprinkles glitter into his panty liner can’t be all that vanilla.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>At the moment my life lacks style. So, I am sorry, the answer is "No".</i><br /><br />Your friends don’t find it odd that you are the Official Infomaniac foot masseur?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Most of my friends and family are surprised that I'm stll alive...<br />It would be most unusual for them to discover that I lead a very interesting life... Let alone that I am a Princess...</i><br /><br />Doesn’t the tiara tip them off?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21510184436021621882010-10-14T18:07:40.699-04:002010-10-14T18:07:40.699-04:00Most of my friends and family are surprised that I...Most of my friends and family are surprised that I'm stll alive...<br /><br />It would be most unusual for them to discover that I lead a very interesting life... Let alone that I am a Princess...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16353995823686803442010-10-14T18:05:34.994-04:002010-10-14T18:05:34.994-04:00At the moment my life lacks style. So, I am sorry,...At the moment my life lacks style. So, I am sorry, the answer is "No".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6110997171254754162010-10-14T15:18:41.955-04:002010-10-14T15:18:41.955-04:00I visit your blog. It would horrify my mother if s...I visit your blog. It would horrify my mother if she knew.<br /><br />Actually not a lot of my local friends know about my blog. Other than that, I'm fairly vanilla. A cup of tea and an episode of Dynasty.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58154358989969097082010-10-14T13:53:21.532-04:002010-10-14T13:53:21.532-04:00They're not keen on my mud wrestling, it's...They're not keen on my mud wrestling, it's too smelly, they'd rather it was jellyLulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25155150985733160652010-10-14T13:28:27.153-04:002010-10-14T13:28:27.153-04:00NORMADESMOND: i'm a shitty electrician.
Shitt...<b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>i'm a shitty electrician.</i><br /><br />Shitty electrician but a brilliant beautician.<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>My friends and family would be shocked that I associate with people who don't cross their legs properly!</i><br /><br />It’s our little secret then, eh?<br /><br /><b>SID</b>: <i>I visit here.<br />Enough said.</i><br /><br />Fucking perv.<br /><br /><b>MR. COOKIE</b>: <i>There is nothing unusual about my life here. I am really a boring person.</i><br /><br />The man responsible for creating <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2a3ugzq/" rel="nofollow">The Hair Hall of Fame</a> (to name just one thing you’ve done lately) isn’t boring.<br /><br />By the way, how often do I have to renew my beautician’s licence?<br /><br /><b>SID</b>: <i>I visit here.<br />Enough said.<br />*repeated as Information is slow in getting to MJs brain*</i><br /><br />You should be institutionalized.<br /><br />Or is that “institutionalised” in your part of the world?<br /><br />In any case they should throw away the key.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53900775769131902152010-10-14T13:12:03.698-04:002010-10-14T13:12:03.698-04:00I visit here.
Enough said.
*repeated as Informa...I visit here.<br /><br />Enough said.<br /><br /><br />*repeated as Information is slow in getting to MJs brain*S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66569699762829674622010-10-14T13:11:33.343-04:002010-10-14T13:11:33.343-04:00There is nothing unusual about my life here. I am...There is nothing unusual about my life here. I am really a boring person.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9632944061114078882010-10-14T13:03:54.898-04:002010-10-14T13:03:54.898-04:00I visit here.
Enough said.I visit here.<br /><br />Enough said.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63497219187136833842010-10-14T12:58:17.121-04:002010-10-14T12:58:17.121-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49318645402101062662010-10-14T11:22:18.529-04:002010-10-14T11:22:18.529-04:00My friends and family would be shocked that I asso...My friends and family would be shocked that I associate with people who don't cross their legs properly!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40970271901118516442010-10-14T09:29:43.649-04:002010-10-14T09:29:43.649-04:00i'm a shitty electrician.i'm a shitty electrician.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47849649334827692082010-10-14T08:54:02.815-04:002010-10-14T08:54:02.815-04:00MICHAEL GUY: I do not have an 'unusual lifest...<b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i> I do not have an 'unusual lifestyle' that shocks my friends and family.<br />I am quite boring. Very vanilla. I'd prefer an evening with a Bronte sister. Or CSI: Special Victims Unit...</i><br /><br />You do seem to spend a lot of nights in doing your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/253yavl/" rel="nofollow">laundry</a>.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i> The court records about that unfortunate "incident" are, thankfully, sealed until April 2075.</i><br /><br />Did you remove the “do not remove” tag from your pillow?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11920038048669501902010-10-14T08:41:27.178-04:002010-10-14T08:41:27.178-04:00The court records about that unfortunate "inc...The court records about that unfortunate "incident" are, thankfully, sealed until April 2075.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76580726521967819962010-10-14T08:38:02.402-04:002010-10-14T08:38:02.402-04:00I do not have an 'unusual lifestyle' that ...I do not have an 'unusual lifestyle' that shocks my friends and family.<br /><br />I am quite boring. Very vanilla. I'd prefer an evening with a Bronte sister. Or CSI: Special Victims Unit...Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47229159536890088052010-10-14T08:09:19.278-04:002010-10-14T08:09:19.278-04:00Could we cut with the pleasantries and cut to the ...Could we cut with the pleasantries and cut to the question at hand?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62392724131119123762010-10-14T08:05:31.866-04:002010-10-14T08:05:31.866-04:00MJ posted at an unusual time.
Oh hai, Mr XL!
SxMJ posted at an unusual time.<br />Oh hai, Mr XL!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83564136320244209862010-10-14T08:02:35.831-04:002010-10-14T08:02:35.831-04:00How did you guys get here first?How did you guys get here first?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24706793931737251462010-10-14T07:57:44.579-04:002010-10-14T07:57:44.579-04:00Oh Hai, Savvy!!
SxOh Hai, Savvy!!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1566157810470885552010-10-14T07:56:06.024-04:002010-10-14T07:56:06.024-04:00absolutely not, sugar! i lead the most dulling and...absolutely not, sugar! i lead the most dulling and boring existence <i>possible.</i> xoxoxoxo<br /><br />Oh Hai, Scarlet!savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.com