tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post7361918377904055621..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Call in Sick DayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80656187640999071152008-04-02T23:43:00.000-04:002008-04-02T23:43:00.000-04:00EDDIE: Put down that Billy Bookcase!You'll get dry...EDDIE: Put down that Billy Bookcase!<BR/><BR/>You'll get dry rot!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80684028483427527482008-04-02T23:25:00.000-04:002008-04-02T23:25:00.000-04:00I suffer from Pikes Syndrome, it causes a sawdust ...I suffer from Pikes Syndrome, it causes a sawdust deficiency which makes me sleepwalk. I have been found knawing on cheap IKEA furniture in the middle of the street.Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39443476634296493672008-04-02T23:17:00.000-04:002008-04-02T23:17:00.000-04:00PISSOFF: Ack! You've got mousepox!PISSOFF: Ack! You've got mousepox!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67791872135726581302008-04-02T22:56:00.000-04:002008-04-02T22:56:00.000-04:00It's the bubonic plague. The symptoms started las...It's the bubonic plague. The symptoms started last week upon finding a mouse in my house. Headache, exhaustion, fever, and swollen lymph nodes.<BR/><BR/>It's either the rodent or me and it looks as though the rodent is winning.pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21664252771218272372008-04-02T22:47:00.000-04:002008-04-02T22:47:00.000-04:00MAGO: Language is a killer because language is a v...MAGO: Language is a killer because language is a virus.<BR/><BR/>MAIDY: Maidy?<BR/><BR/>Funny, someone by that name used to comment here regularly.<BR/><BR/>I wonder whatever happened to her?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81434487911980619972008-04-02T21:49:00.000-04:002008-04-02T21:49:00.000-04:00Since I'm a slacker, should I even bother making u...Since I'm a slacker, should I even bother making up an imaginary illness or just go with my tired and true, "I just don't give a fuck"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80534898775340241332008-04-02T21:41:00.000-04:002008-04-02T21:41:00.000-04:00Start to love ya.A LITTLE.Language is a killer.Start to love ya.<BR/>A LITTLE.<BR/>Language is a killer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56654551617383250112008-04-02T19:59:00.000-04:002008-04-02T19:59:00.000-04:00BOXER: You were too busy mooning.MANUEL: The harde...BOXER: You were too busy mooning.<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: The hardest working waiter in Belfast needs me to write him a rain check sick note for tomorrow.<BR/><BR/>After a week of Irish dancing mums and mobsters, you need time off.<BR/><BR/>BREAKERSLION: Sounds like a country.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: IVD knows all about shredded sphincters.<BR/><BR/>He should have some ointment for you.<BR/><BR/>MR. SHIFE: Are you referring to the alien hand?<BR/><BR/>You can help me on days when I need to do some serious bitch slapping.<BR/><BR/>Hey! Stop unbuttoning my blouse!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28073640180746134482008-04-02T19:49:00.000-04:002008-04-02T19:49:00.000-04:00Explosive diarrhea is a possibility, but I think I...Explosive diarrhea is a possibility, but I think I like Dr. Strangelove Syndrome.Mr. Shifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07061232966394052314noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33352715936315239232008-04-02T19:25:00.001-04:002008-04-02T19:25:00.001-04:00fingered. Fingered was wot i tryd to spel.fingered. Fingered was wot i tryd to spel.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13642775698364103302008-04-02T19:25:00.000-04:002008-04-02T19:25:00.000-04:00Joan Collins finger my butt and now I have a shred...Joan Collins finger my butt and now I have a shredded sphincter.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12087883303574048462008-04-02T19:22:00.000-04:002008-04-02T19:22:00.000-04:00Micronesia. It sounds like a disease, and my boss ...Micronesia. It sounds like a disease, and my boss is too stupid to know it isn't.breakerslionhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14327290369084118043noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72214654783841472892008-04-02T19:15:00.000-04:002008-04-02T19:15:00.000-04:00on my day off! ffs!on my day off! ffs!Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51530393858190336312008-04-02T15:34:00.000-04:002008-04-02T15:34:00.000-04:00damn. sure wish I had come back to read comments e...damn. sure wish I had come back to read comments earlier.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19414637203567582302008-04-02T14:24:00.000-04:002008-04-02T14:24:00.000-04:00KAPI: If only you could exercise more control over...KAPI: If only you could exercise more control over your glottis.<BR/><BR/>Like a didgeridoo player.<BR/><BR/>Do-you-didgeridoo-you?<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Remember what the dormouse said.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74707483962018077582008-04-02T14:02:00.000-04:002008-04-02T14:02:00.000-04:00I just saw a White rabbit ... That's good.I just saw a White rabbit ... <BR/>That's good.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78557429694654312262008-04-02T13:59:00.000-04:002008-04-02T13:59:00.000-04:00You're all sick.Not ill, just sick.I've got Repeti...You're all sick.<BR/><BR/>Not ill, just sick.<BR/><BR/>I've got Repetitive Glottal Fellation Syndrome.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13694502869242243742008-04-02T12:28:00.000-04:002008-04-02T12:28:00.000-04:00BOXER: You have “Knudsen Rash”?Don’t let him try t...BOXER: You have “Knudsen Rash”?<BR/><BR/>Don’t let him try to sell you ointment.<BR/><BR/>It doesn’t work. Trust me. <BR/><BR/>Snake oil salesman, that one.<BR/><BR/>MUTLEY: Bacterial, viral or protozoal?<BR/><BR/>CYBERSLUT: I’ll write a note for you for tomorrow.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5222992422404171662008-04-02T11:53:00.000-04:002008-04-02T11:53:00.000-04:00Too late, already came home from work.I wanted to ...Too late, already came home from work.<BR/><BR/>I wanted to call in sick though saying I was dizzy and had stomach issues.<BR/><BR/>That's always a conversation stopper<BR/><BR/>Seriously though, I feel like crap today and the only reason I went was so they didn't think I was bunking off because I got my new PC last nightCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18256393103464149572008-04-02T11:33:00.000-04:002008-04-02T11:33:00.000-04:00I have VD. See - thats a conversation stopper.I have VD. <BR/><BR/>See - thats a conversation stopper.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13651015782623269892008-04-02T10:02:00.000-04:002008-04-02T10:02:00.000-04:00A rash. But I need to talk to Old K first before I...A rash. But I need to talk to Old K first before I REALLY talk about it.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10185403235957510842008-04-02T09:40:00.000-04:002008-04-02T09:40:00.000-04:00TICKERS: Smile. You’re on tranny cam.BILLY: Everyt...TICKERS: Smile. You’re on tranny cam.<BR/><BR/>BILLY: Everything sounds better in French.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Do they let you on airplanes with those?<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: Why don’t you invite George Clooney round to clean out your cache?<BR/><BR/>BETTY: Combine paranoia and toe fungus and you get Mycophobia digitalis.<BR/><BR/>BITTERSWEET: Have you been messing about with Beast on his fireside rug?<BR/><BR/>TATAS: I have Micropsia or Alice in Wonderland Syndrome where objects are perceived as being smaller than they actually are.<BR/><BR/>One pill makes you larger<BR/>And one pill makes you small<BR/>And the ones that mother gives you<BR/>Don't do anything at all<BR/>Go ask Alice<BR/>When shes ten feet tall<BR/><BR/>KAZ: Rub salt into the wound, why don’t you?<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: Green? Perhaps you’ve caught Betty’s fungus.<BR/><BR/>QUCIFER: At least you caught it early before it turned into Twat Rot.<BR/><BR/>DONN: Let me have a look.<BR/><BR/>That looks like a small problem to me.<BR/><BR/>But then again, I have Micropsia.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16460764571824579092008-04-02T09:22:00.000-04:002008-04-02T09:22:00.000-04:00Priapism aka 'Boogie Fever'...it's very contagious...Priapism aka 'Boogie Fever'...<BR/>it's very contagious!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63326802667084939182008-04-02T09:00:00.000-04:002008-04-02T09:00:00.000-04:00I'm going with Anal Glaucoma for this oneIs either...I'm going with Anal Glaucoma for this one<BR/><BR/><BR/>Is either gonna be that or twat fatigue (like Post Traumatic stress... but for the cooch!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26570570351265712282008-04-02T08:24:00.000-04:002008-04-02T08:24:00.000-04:00Green with envy.Green with envy.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.com