tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6912029990873351533..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Infomaniac Magic BusThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26893143988758254742009-02-23T00:12:00.000-05:002009-02-23T00:12:00.000-05:00PIGGY: Beast should have to pay extra fare.PIGGY: Beast should have to pay extra fare.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48212794156517281402009-02-22T14:55:00.000-05:002009-02-22T14:55:00.000-05:00There's not enough room on a bus to get far enough...There's not enough room on a bus to get far enough away from Beast.<BR/><BR/>I can't believe the fat cunt takes up so many seats.<BR/><BR/>Still, I suppose his trainer will enjoy trotting along behind the bus.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72000800888177167742009-02-21T20:43:00.000-05:002009-02-21T20:43:00.000-05:00HOODCHICK: You must be in charge of monitoring Bea...HOODCHICK: You must be in charge of monitoring Beast’s fruit consumption as he shows no restraint.<BR/><BR/>He cannot limit himself strictly to bananas and has been known to fashion entire fruit baskets into his nether regions.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57567751713097831842009-02-21T20:21:00.000-05:002009-02-21T20:21:00.000-05:00Some place warm, where us ladies can lay on a beac...Some place warm, where us ladies can lay on a beach and sip mai tai's with lots of fruit. The pouf's can entertain us with a rousing game of sand volleyball.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and there must be banana trees for Beastie.HoodChickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08675041170740517867noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89956081050042894732009-02-21T19:53:00.000-05:002009-02-21T19:53:00.000-05:00PONITA: there is someplace I would rather be, but...PONITA: <I> there is someplace I would rather be, but that's another matter all together...</I><BR/><BR/>Would you like to go to your happy place?<BR/><BR/>DONN: <I> Won't you take me to<BR/>FUNKY TOWN!</I><BR/><BR/>Gotta move on<BR/>Gotta move on<BR/>Gotta move on<BR/>Gotta move on<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oh yeah! We’re going!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4043313327533018322009-02-21T19:37:00.000-05:002009-02-21T19:37:00.000-05:00Won't you take me toFUNKY TOWN!Won't you take me to<BR/><B>FUNKY TOWN!</B>Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65785676146711096142009-02-21T19:03:00.000-05:002009-02-21T19:03:00.000-05:00MJ: there is someplace I would rather be, but that...MJ: there is someplace I would rather be, but that's another matter all together...<BR/><BR/>FN: You say one thing and do another...Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90403635758760807432009-02-21T18:24:00.000-05:002009-02-21T18:24:00.000-05:00DAISY: You could have ridden on the coattails of y...DAISY: You could have ridden on the coattails of your President!<BR/><BR/>He paid us a visit this week.<BR/><BR/>NATIONS: Help yourself to the cheesy goodness of a bowl of POUTINE!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20854865919600497922009-02-21T18:00:00.000-05:002009-02-21T18:00:00.000-05:00I embrace hell gladly knowing that everyplace else...I embrace hell gladly knowing that everyplace else must be worse, what with being overrun with canadians and all.....<BR/>*eats toasted cheese sandwich*FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18783500184082384762009-02-21T17:32:00.000-05:002009-02-21T17:32:00.000-05:00yes...but apparently not soon enough! things have ...yes...but apparently not soon enough! things have been a little over the top here...almost took off for canada :)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64345540841737091182009-02-21T15:43:00.000-05:002009-02-21T15:43:00.000-05:00CYBERPOOF: I suppose there’s no one but IVD to bla...CYBERPOOF: I suppose there’s no one but IVD to blame for the orange atrocities.<BR/><BR/>Someone should revoke his gay card!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9166427078962873492009-02-21T15:34:00.000-05:002009-02-21T15:34:00.000-05:00Oh good heavens no!I'm not his personal stylist. I...Oh good heavens no!<BR/><BR/>I'm not his personal stylist. I hate orange. Well, not as much as yellow but still..CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69300234748092923972009-02-21T15:13:00.000-05:002009-02-21T15:13:00.000-05:00NATIONS: There are no Canadians in Hell.Since you ...NATIONS: There are no Canadians in Hell.<BR/><BR/>Since you are bound straight for that destination, you should be relieved to hear it.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56511128943395834952009-02-21T14:54:00.000-05:002009-02-21T14:54:00.000-05:00someplace that lacks cheese, the stench of cheese ...someplace that lacks cheese, the stench of cheese and cheese oriented products. <BR/>a place without canadians.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74217447039691260482009-02-21T13:30:00.000-05:002009-02-21T13:30:00.000-05:00MAGO: *schedules Monday morning pick-up stop in th...MAGO: *schedules Monday morning pick-up stop in the imaginary land of Franconia*<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: Are you responsible for IVD’s leopard print bikini?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78597216979202197212009-02-21T13:17:00.000-05:002009-02-21T13:17:00.000-05:00Of course!I was darn good in that but I was actual...Of course!<BR/><BR/>I was darn good in that but I was actually nominated in the costume category for that movie IDV did a while back.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77610192753830084202009-02-21T13:05:00.000-05:002009-02-21T13:05:00.000-05:00Sorry, Priscilla just jumped the coffin, so I'm wo...Sorry, Priscilla just jumped the coffin, so I'm work-bound with that lorry. Maybe Monday, blue Monday ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41216828705079278842009-02-21T11:52:00.000-05:002009-02-21T11:52:00.000-05:00DAISY: Do try to be more specific.Aren’t you going...DAISY: Do try to be more specific.<BR/><BR/>Aren’t you going on hols soon?<BR/><BR/>LOUISE: Everything I know came from watching Coronation Street.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13786919151093144662009-02-21T11:46:00.000-05:002009-02-21T11:46:00.000-05:00MJ: Thanks for the link to the Britmaps -- they a...MJ: Thanks for the link to the Britmaps -- they are fantastic -- you seem to be very well versed in British culture, snobbery and general self loathing (of each other)!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68667223263008348252009-02-21T11:24:00.000-05:002009-02-21T11:24:00.000-05:00mj...i meant here as in illinois...geez louise!mj...i meant here as in illinois...geez louise!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85869525296510922622009-02-21T11:00:00.000-05:002009-02-21T11:00:00.000-05:00LOUISE: You might enjoy Infomaniac’s Brit Maps.Bar...LOUISE: You might enjoy Infomaniac’s <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/czanm7/" REL="nofollow">Brit Maps</A>.<BR/><BR/>Barnsley is home to our Tazzy and Piggy; Yorkshire’s biggest poofs!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73097653180238227882009-02-21T10:49:00.000-05:002009-02-21T10:49:00.000-05:00Oh, I see -- yep I am guilty of not reading the fi...Oh, I see -- yep I am guilty of not reading the fine print.<BR/><BR/>Great! Now I can create a London bus with a slogan of my choise -- something like "London is crap, let's all get out of here?" -- do you think Boris Johnson (current London mayor) might get the hint if I drive it past his office for a few days ....?<BR/><BR/>I'm not likely to get a blog anytime soon -- I'm too lazy -- just like being entertained by witty postings from other bloggers!<BR/><BR/>Yes Barnsley is GREAT -- anywhere north of London is fine by me -- am totally fed up of softie southerners!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86661268594013608562009-02-21T10:36:00.000-05:002009-02-21T10:36:00.000-05:00MRS. P: If I could magic myself away, however, it ...MRS. P: <I>If I could magic myself away, however, it would surely be to the blissful Thalassotherapie at Pornic, where I would receive a high colonic and a thorough beating in the steam room. Heavenly.</I><BR/><BR/>Or Mistress MJ could simply insert the heel of her stiletto shoe up your arse for the same effect at half the price.<BR/><BR/>XL: <I>@ Mrs Pouncer's "high colonic and a thorough beating in the steam room."<BR/>I've a feeling that Mistress MJ could arrange for both in the Infomaniac Gymnasium.</I><BR/><BR/>Gym attendants have been informed of her arrival and are standing by.<BR/><BR/>KAZ: <I>Fantasy Island.</I><BR/><BR/>Do you have an appointment for a high colonic with Hervé Villechaize?<BR/><BR/>LOUISE: Welcome to Infomaniac!<BR/><BR/>Whatever led you to our doorstep? No matter. We’re pleased you’re here. Now get a blog so we can visit you.<BR/><BR/>We see that, like everyone else here, you don’t pay attention to the fine print.<BR/><BR/>It says, “Thanks to Piggy for the Bus Slogan Generator.”<BR/><BR/>Click on the “Bus Slogan Generator” link to see how we made the bus.<BR/><BR/>We’re hurtling at warp speed toward Barnsley at the moment. Is that far enough from London for you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21730878093725440532009-02-21T10:35:00.000-05:002009-02-21T10:35:00.000-05:00GEOFF: Who drove The Who's Magic Bus? I can imagin...GEOFF: <I>Who drove The Who's Magic Bus? I can imagine Daltrey as the conductor. Would the Ox take the wheel?</I><BR/><BR/>I don’t know but whoever he was, I want it, I want it, I want it, I want it.<BR/><BR/>SCARLET: <I>I'd like a magic bust please.</I><BR/><BR/>We said “magic,” Miss Scarlet. <BR/><BR/>Not “miracle.”<BR/><BR/>DAISY: <I>anywhere but here...please</I><BR/><BR/>Fine. There are plenty of other blogs in the Blogosphere if your needs are not being met here.<BR/><BR/>Harumph.<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: <I>David Copperfield's driving! Watch out!</I><BR/><BR/>Watch out! He’ll make your money disappear!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32764467124737894502009-02-21T10:34:00.000-05:002009-02-21T10:34:00.000-05:00GARFY: Only smelly working class people travel by ...GARFY: <I>Only smelly working class people travel by bus. I'm more of a private limo type myself.</I><BR/><BR/>It is a <I>Magic</I> bus, Garfer. <BR/><BR/>One that is free of odiferous passengers (with the exception of Beast) and no vile substances in the seat fabrics.<BR/><BR/>Try to get on with the plebs for a change. <BR/><BR/>We’ll seat you far away from Piggy and Beast.<BR/><BR/>VICUS: <I>Room for one more on top?</I><BR/><BR/>We’ll strap you to the roof rack.<BR/><BR/>Prepare for the ride of your life.<BR/><BR/>BETTY: <I>This is a single decker bus, so is Vicus going to stand on the roof?</I><BR/><BR/>I’m sure he meant something rude by it, Betty.<BR/><BR/>I’ve half a mind to sit him next to Beast, er, the nutter smelling of stale milk.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: <I>The Beast on a bus !!!!<BR/>I have my reputation to concider</I><BR/><BR/><I>If</I> you had a reputation, that is.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com