tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post680130565730921941..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Look Through Any WindowThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72331028361837625292011-09-11T12:28:33.993-04:002011-09-11T12:28:33.993-04:00You were experimenting with different cleaning age...You were experimenting with different cleaning agents on your endless quest for "super clean, the one drop solution".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39391434637968669742011-09-10T23:02:06.305-04:002011-09-10T23:02:06.305-04:00I'm the only one allowed to pee on my lawn.
...I'm the only one allowed to pee on my lawn. <br /><br />Me and Martha Stewart.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41023205547806080142011-09-09T19:59:52.656-04:002011-09-09T19:59:52.656-04:00Thanks Jon, now I know how to make my own Windex i...Thanks Jon, now I know how to make my own Windex incase the Monkeys invade me again!!<br /><br />*kiss*Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40634111010060894692011-09-09T16:47:31.575-04:002011-09-09T16:47:31.575-04:00MAGO: It's Fryday ... am I the only one who fe...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>It's Fryday ... am I the only one who feels a bit, well ... unusual today? Like left out by the roadside, abandoned and ashamed ... or did I simply miss something?</i><br /><br />Stick out your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/28sedhd/" rel="nofollow">ridin’ thumb</a>.<br /><br />I said your THUMB.<br /><br /><b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: <i>Hooray, I'm going from a small windowless kitchen to one with a sliding door out onto a balcony with a leafy view! Happy Weekend, y'all!</i><br /><br />Hallelujah!<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Where's the Filth?<br />Oh, Its on the window... <br />*scribbles down Deep Blues haiku recipe*</i><br /><br />I just KNEW that someone would complain about a lack of filth on Friday.<br /><br />Yet no one even noticed the lack of wenis on Wednesday.<br /><br /><b>LEAH</b>: <i>I haven't been around the bloggyverse much lately, but I am coming back for this one...so cool.</i><br /><br />Yay!<br /><br />And welcome back.<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>Has someone lost Mago? I found him standing outside on the sidewalk this morning clutching a bottle in a paper bag in one hand and the tattered remnants of his dignity in the other. Or whatever that was.<br />Oh, you are gonna LOOOOVE my kitchen window shot. Its gonna be the same one I sent Frobi (beloved ratso, highly reflective rodent of my dreams) only....different. Yeah.</i><br /><br />That <i>wasn’t</i> his dignity he was holding.<br /><br />I am perturbed that Frobi, oh excuse me, MAVIS BOYLE, is too busy flouncing about at gay bingo karaoke nights to blog.<br /><br />Did you remember to put some clothes on whilst you were standing in the window taking the photo?<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>It's the cold cleanyliness of the unfilth around us that made me do it, your 'onour ...</i><br /><br />It’s about to get even cleaner. <br /><br />A new post will appear at some point this weekend and you’ll see what I mean.<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i>I'm in. Our youngest Neicey is in for a visit. So tmorrow she can ask "Cookie, what do you think you are doing?" and I can tell her that "Mistress commands that I do this," so she has a fun story to tell her friends when she goes back to Chicago.</i><br /><br />I loved having fun uncles.<br /><br />You must also dress in something sparkly and tell her I commanded you to do so.<br /><br /><b>WW</b>: <i>I will send along a shot as instructed. What fun!</i><br /><br />Hooray!<br /><br /><b>NATIONS</b>: <i>OK.<br />A big, fat, hairy old man wearing nothing but American flag underpants, and riding an old beat up lawnmower towing a trailer, just rode into my driveway. All the way into my driveway. And sat staring into my garage. Then rode off.<br />Now he's riding down the sidewalk staring in through my front window.<br />THIS AINT A JOKE, KIDS. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. <br />Would anyone care to tell my why God hates me?? WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD??????</i><br /><br />Hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /><br />I’ve got news for you…<br /><br />He’s removed his underpants and he’s <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3m4j83g/" rel="nofollow">peeing on your lawn</a>.<br /><br /><b>DEEP BLUE</b>: <i>God has absolutely nothing to do with that. It's only those evil pharmaceutical companies that are trying to find better ways to poison us!<br />Got camera. Picutres taken. <br />Hugs<br />Jon</i><br /><br />Ms. Nations has been into the laudanum again.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34820407065461778022011-09-09T16:11:16.279-04:002011-09-09T16:11:16.279-04:00God has absolutely nothing to do with that. It'...God has absolutely nothing to do with that. It's only those evil pharmaceutical companies that are trying to find better ways to poison us!<br /><br />Got camera. Picutres taken. <br />Hugs<br />JonDeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20994498027007898022011-09-09T16:02:53.996-04:002011-09-09T16:02:53.996-04:00OK.
A big, fat, hairy old man wearing nothing but ...OK.<br />A big, fat, hairy old man wearing nothing but American flag underpants, and riding an old beat up lawnmower towing a trailer, just rode into my driveway. All the way into my driveway. And sat staring into my garage. Then rode off.<br /><br />Now he's riding down the sidewalk staring in through my front window.<br /><br />THIS AINT A JOKE, KIDS. THIS IS REALLY HAPPENING. <br /><br />Would anyone care to tell my why God hates me?? WHY DO YOU HATE ME GOD??????FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18643441076855599332011-09-09T15:46:20.621-04:002011-09-09T15:46:20.621-04:00I will send along a shot as instructed. What fun!I will send along a shot as instructed. What fun!Within Withouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06245583199805931102noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92073257909346198882011-09-09T12:52:16.803-04:002011-09-09T12:52:16.803-04:00I'm in. Our youngest Neicey is in for a visit...I'm in. Our youngest Neicey is in for a visit. So tmorrow she can ask "Cookie, what do you think you are doing?" and I can tell her that "Mistress commands that I do this," so she has a fun story to tell her friends when she goes back to Chicago.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38840810648206722952011-09-09T12:42:46.749-04:002011-09-09T12:42:46.749-04:00It's the cold cleanyliness of the unfilth arou...It's the cold cleanyliness of the unfilth around us that made me do it, your 'onour ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23384249427927943632011-09-09T11:39:31.706-04:002011-09-09T11:39:31.706-04:00Has someone lost Mago? I found him standing outsid...Has someone lost Mago? I found him standing outside on the sidewalk this morning clutching a bottle in a paper bag in one hand and the tattered remnants of his dignity in the other. Or whatever that was.<br /><br />Oh, you are gonna LOOOOVE my kitchen window shot. Its gonna be the same one I sent Frobi (beloved ratso, highly reflective rodent of my dreams) only....different. Yeah.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87876399646463822792011-09-09T11:37:48.808-04:002011-09-09T11:37:48.808-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17590476500737695462011-09-09T10:22:48.662-04:002011-09-09T10:22:48.662-04:00I haven't been around the bloggyverse much lat...I haven't been around the bloggyverse much lately, but I am coming back for this one...so cool.Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26208174876510844302011-09-09T10:09:53.054-04:002011-09-09T10:09:53.054-04:00Where's the Filth?
Oh, Its on the window...
...Where's the Filth?<br /><br />Oh, Its on the window... <br />*scribbles down Deep Blues haiku recipe*Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38935354753960405272011-09-09T09:16:58.681-04:002011-09-09T09:16:58.681-04:00Hooray, I'm going from a small windowless kitc...Hooray, I'm going from a small windowless kitchen to one with a sliding door out onto a balcony with a leafy view! Happy Weekend, y'all!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79072280722981793162011-09-09T07:36:42.390-04:002011-09-09T07:36:42.390-04:00It's Fryday ... am I the only one who feels a ...It's Fryday ... am I the only one who feels a bit, well ... unusual today? Like left out by the roadside, abandoned and ashamed ... or did I simply miss something?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92180647127572723762011-09-08T21:59:00.357-04:002011-09-08T21:59:00.357-04:00DEEP BLUE: OK fine... I'll try to get myself a...<b>DEEP BLUE</b>: <i>OK fine... I'll try to get myself a camera...<br /><br />1 L. of water, <br />1 tbsp of Palmolive <br />2 tbsp. of rubbing alcohol<br />best homemade Windex...<br /><br />Love your "monkeys", Corey Jo! :)</i><br /><br />For a moment I thought you were composing another Haiku.<br /><br /><b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i>I'm surprised that you didn't use the words "rear window"! Or "back door", for that matter. Or "arsehole".</i><br /><br />Either you’re psychic or you know me too well.<br /><br />The “back door” reference is part of a future post title.<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i>So, in that video clip, are the Hollies playing at an extremely polite jail, or an English poofter convention or what?</i><br /><br />It’s a polite poofter convention.<br /><br />You know how polite we Canadians and the Brits can be.<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>One of my favorite songs ever, been singing it most of my life!</i><br /><br />So you were at that poofter convention?<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i>Ooh, I'm so mad at myself. The cutest little snakey snake was crawling outside my kitchen window today and I forgot to get a picture of it. I am my own worst enemy.</i><br /><br />Didn’t he ask you to take him in, <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3lsdz6/" rel="nofollow">oh tender woman</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90967119644518576522011-09-08T20:50:10.077-04:002011-09-08T20:50:10.077-04:00Ooh, I'm so mad at myself. The cutest little ...Ooh, I'm so mad at myself. The cutest little snakey snake was crawling outside my kitchen window today and I forgot to get a picture of it. I am my own worst enemy.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68830311903709032822011-09-08T20:47:18.728-04:002011-09-08T20:47:18.728-04:00One of my favorite songs ever, been singing it mos...One of my favorite songs ever, been singing it most of my life!designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73761219589360321102011-09-08T20:09:37.847-04:002011-09-08T20:09:37.847-04:00So, in that video clip, are the Hollies playing at...So, in that video clip, are the Hollies playing at an extremely polite jail, or an English poofter convention or what?mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53853328748473962382011-09-08T16:28:22.099-04:002011-09-08T16:28:22.099-04:00I'm surprised that you didn't use the word...I'm surprised that you didn't use the words "rear window"! Or "back door", for that matter. Or "arsehole".Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83630302806334146712011-09-08T11:42:16.919-04:002011-09-08T11:42:16.919-04:00OK fine... I'll try to get myself a camera...
...OK fine... I'll try to get myself a camera...<br /><br />1 L. of water, <br />1 tbsp of Palmolive <br />2 tbsp. of rubbing alcohol<br />best homemade Windex...<br /><br />Love your "monkeys", Corey Jo! :)DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00897586779071639604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74100199319457413522011-09-08T11:15:43.040-04:002011-09-08T11:15:43.040-04:00STACIA: I'll have to wait until someone taller...<b>STACIA</b>: <i>I'll have to wait until someone taller enters my abode, as I cannot reach the stupid kitchen window. So yes, it gets pretty dirty up there... but I don't want to spoil the surprise.</i><br /><br />May I suggest installing a hydraulic hair salon chair in your kitchen?<br /><br />Whenever you want to see out the window, you can pump it up!<br /><br /><b>COREYJO</b>: <i>I wasn't sure when the new crew was cuming in, Oh wait, There they are now! :)</i><br /><br />They’re headed for the gazebo … apparently to play “ball.”<br /><br /><b>NURSEMYRA</b>: <i>ok I've sent mine in</i><br /><br />And it’s a beauty!<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>I'll take mine tonight. Fun!</i><br /><br />Funtastic!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12243372982735956552011-09-08T10:33:41.427-04:002011-09-08T10:33:41.427-04:00I'll take mine tonight. Fun!I'll take mine tonight. Fun!Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28308516301526286872011-09-08T07:55:13.065-04:002011-09-08T07:55:13.065-04:00ok I've sent mine inok I've sent mine inAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82780073378149341132011-09-08T07:48:57.221-04:002011-09-08T07:48:57.221-04:00I wasn't sure when the new crew was cuming in,...I wasn't sure when the new crew was cuming in, Oh wait, <a href="http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-0vjacNq94MU/TmikKITcL7I/AAAAAAAAFok/q0JxN1kjJNM/s512/tumblr_lqpqjaCSLQ1qarksao1_1280.jpg" rel="nofollow">There</a> they are now! :)Miss Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01999413058060038797noreply@blogger.com